LIMEY = SF
by Anonymous Poet
gurgling semen
a remedy for sore throats
i give it a shot
by sexually frustrated
breaking the hymen
the smell of blood in my nose
thrust even harder
by sexually frustrated
they ran out of brains
i got a big cock instead
no need to complain
by sexually frustrated
it's time to unite
vulgarians of the world
we shall rule them all
by sexually frustrated
Bush shakes a french hand
"but Mommmm!...they give up easy
and they smell of cheese!"
by onjaysun (Dubya excused himself to make a Oui-Oui)
Small world, small people
Even smaller intellect
You
by Limey
Welcome back son
How did the electrotherapy go?
Blue sparks out your mouth?
by Love you SF, Dad
the same underwear
i have worn for two weeks now
they're a part of me
by sexually frustrated (literally)
Your lovers your aunt
Your nephews your grandchild
You will fuck him soon
by Limey
picking on nippress
has the novelty worn off
maybe maybe not
by sexually frustrated
Farther to your sister
Your mums glad you killed father
Your brothers your son
by Limey
You lost Vietnam,
Somalia was wipeout
Now watch this space Yuaaaaall
by Limey
These Hicksville rednecks
Cant write haiku reeeal gooood yuaaaall
Go fuck your sister
(that
by Limey
Steve Zabadooey, Samhain,
I would say the three stooges
Only not as funny
by Limey
I am cockney
by William (may i have your blood pudding?) Nippress
I smoke the baloney pony when
and wherever possible!
by sexually frustrated
31290, 31291, 31293, not mine
by William Nippress
Elvis Is In Prison
Watching Camels Spray Juice
Gifting Fans With Belt Buckles
by samhain
Broken Dirty Water Falls
Jade Glistens Under Ground
Fish Barking Obscenities
by samhain
God Is Coming To Town
Replacing
Santa Claus
by samhain
Torment Lies On Grond
Burning Without Ash
Verbal Abuse
by sahmahin
Face to face with God
I
by Frank Nippresson-Williams
Sheila Newton
Round Rock Texas
Whore
by Steve
be frank with me bill
is that or isn't that you ?
i guess it's not me
by ash
Want some good advice?
Constantly changing synapses
Stops you going senile
by Frank Riperson
Mailed Mainland China
Just to track down what I want
Understand? Doubtful!
by Frank Halverson
Double trouble now
Was only one message
My words came out twice
by Frank Harrison
Time to write little
Enough of childish banter
Grown up things to do
by Frank Williams
I like to suck dick
by William Nippress
pussy cunt stink smell hot nasty
fuck cunt stinky clit cunt lips
smell hot stink
by Anonymous Poet
Ben Dover is my friend,
So bend over and let me get
you straight up the ass!!
by William Nippress of I love SF's booty
War on terrorism, war on me,
William the Great Nippress,
I am a turncoat
by William Nippress
Double trouble now
Was only one message
My words came out twice
by William Nippress
Mailed Mainland China
Just to track down what I want
Understand? Doubtful!
by William Nippress
Mailed Mainland China
Just to track down what I want
Understand? Doubtful!
by William Nippress
Spent hours at keyboard
Chasing on the Internet
Electrical bits
by William Nippress
Want some good advice?
Constantly changing synapses
Stops you going senile
by William Nippress
it's not a contest
although it is a challenge
to write bad haiku
by ash
i'm sick of cancer
the suspense is killing me
when will i get it ?
by ash
Time to write little
Enough of childish banter
Grown up things to do
by William Nippress
In six and half years
One thousand seven hundred
Mox, Moxie produced
by William Nippress
Add Mox and Moxie
And what have you got unsung
The pretender
by William Nippress
Face to face with God
I
by William Nippress
Well too be honest
I
by William Nippress
Buckle under the weight
Criticisms little weak
I must try harder
by William Nippress
the haiku poet
counting upon recounting
his seventeen's worth
by ash
you project too much
neither arrogant or hurt
craving amusement
by ash
got nothing to say
let me fill your monitor
with irritation
by ash
