Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
In six and half years
One thousand seven hundred
Mox, Moxie produced
Haiku # 31281 June 2, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Add Mox and Moxie
And what have you got unsung
The pretender
Haiku # 31280 June 2, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Face to face with God
I
Haiku # 31279 June 2, 2003 2:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Well too be honest
I
Haiku # 31278 June 2, 2003 2:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Buckle under the weight
Criticisms little weak
I must try harder
Haiku # 31277 June 2, 2003 2:36 am ET
by William Nippress
the haiku poet
counting upon recounting
his seventeen's worth
Haiku # 31276 June 1, 2003 10:56 pm ET
by ash
you project too much
neither arrogant or hurt
craving amusement
Haiku # 31275 June 1, 2003 10:51 pm ET
by ash
got nothing to say
let me fill your monitor
with irritation
Haiku # 31274 June 1, 2003 10:48 pm ET
by ash
the s-bend of life
clogged with trivial bullshit
go on, take the plunge !
Haiku # 31273 June 1, 2003 10:47 pm ET
by ash
never said i'd leave
hoped you'd start your own website
logoff and blog on
Haiku # 31272 June 1, 2003 10:45 pm ET
by ash
i'm not critical
you're not endlessly waffling
pigs fly like eagles
Haiku # 31271 June 1, 2003 10:44 pm ET
by ash
Daily maintenance of self
so boring and repeditive
No improvements just maintaining
Haiku # 31270 June 1, 2003 10:33 pm ET
by searle of stable
I am unsure what haiku even is
word combinations
like odd patterns in a marble statue
Haiku # 31269 June 1, 2003 10:24 pm ET
by searle of still got a head ache
She is beautiful
the girl at the video shop
could be a marketing ploy
I am renting movies i don't want
Haiku # 31268 June 1, 2003 10:21 pm ET
by searle of head ache
One with no heart ( me )
Has everything he wish
and all that he desire
Haiku # 31267 June 1, 2003 8:58 pm ET
by Mofeezy
One with no heart ( me )
Has everything he wish
and all that he disire
Haiku # 31266 June 1, 2003 8:58 pm ET
by Mofeezy
toast and vegemite
when I'm up I'm really up
and then I go down
Haiku # 31265 June 1, 2003 3:06 pm ET
by mellie
on this sabbath day
i smear myself with cat shit
as i always do
Haiku # 31264 June 1, 2003 2:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
actually, these guys are
right about me not having a life
and gathering PVC anchors
Haiku # 31263 June 1, 2003 12:41 pm ET
by Mox
Dancing waving grass
A mistake to wave at me
Too shy to wave back
Haiku # 31262 June 1, 2003 12:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
I want to see a
different side of the vetrerans
here, then I will abdicate
Haiku # 31261 June 1, 2003 11:09 am ET
by Mox
all social speheres have
a little give and take, and
some take more, and give

less
Haiku # 31260 June 1, 2003 11:07 am ET
by Mox
they have to defend their
turf, but it is not mine, or theirs
like those endless gang wars

fought over drugs and cracked pavements, and styles, you nigga,
you style smells pretentious, dull
and liberal
Haiku # 31259 June 1, 2003 10:58 am ET
by Mox
there's no soapbox here
just endless opinions on what poetry
fits and what doesn't
but if people want to worship dead
Bushido poets, that's fine...

I'll do my thing anyways...
Haiku # 31258 June 1, 2003 10:56 am ET
by Mox
that ash guy
wouldn't bitch so much
and be so critical if
it didn't get under his skin
a bit...

shows interior character...
kind of, angry, not sure if
arrogant or hurt or what...
Haiku # 31257 June 1, 2003 10:51 am ET
by Moxie
Thought you were leaving?
So just couldn
Haiku # 31256 June 1, 2003 10:37 am ET
by William Nippress
online catharsis
endless odious bullshit
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 31255 June 1, 2003 8:18 am ET
by ash
No name smears poet
Then runs, hides under the stairs
What will they all think?
Haiku # 31254 June 1, 2003 5:36 am ET
by Philosophers R Us
The plain truth
In this world. Only as good
As your last Haiku
Haiku # 31253 June 1, 2003 5:17 am ET
by Philosophers R Us
Stand up be a man
Claim that Haiku for yourself
Or are you too scared
Haiku # 31252 June 1, 2003 5:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Outpourings not great
But self-expression rules here
You should try sometime
(Dedicated to no name)
Haiku # 31251 June 1, 2003 5:01 am ET
by William Nippress
I see another
No name expressed opinion
Chicken shit online
Haiku # 31250 June 1, 2003 4:56 am ET
by Limey
I can
Haiku # 31249 June 1, 2003 4:52 am ET
by Limey
Got one and name too
You too chicken shit for yours?
Get a life yourself
Haiku # 31248 June 1, 2003 4:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Tells west to be friends
So Bush is clever and great
Pisses them all off
Haiku # 31247 June 1, 2003 4:46 am ET
by limey
William Nippress get a
fucking life! Seriously, get
a fucking life now!
Haiku # 31246 June 1, 2003 4:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Blue sky and green earth
Favorite places and colors
That
Haiku # 31245 June 1, 2003 4:04 am ET
by William Nippress
The Newspapers act
As they were first to think that
Well how about that?
Haiku # 31244 June 1, 2003 3:59 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 31243 June 1, 2003 3:57 am ET
by William Nippress
W.M.D. Now stands
Weapons of Mass Deception
Well how about that?
Haiku # 31242 June 1, 2003 3:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Blair
Haiku # 31241 June 1, 2003 3:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Carpet burns on knees
Got them looking for loose change
Have to move fast here
Haiku # 31240 June 1, 2003 3:41 am ET
by William Nippress
Good morning mellie
Nice that your up, have some tea
Some toast to follow?
Haiku # 31239 June 1, 2003 3:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Cracks and crevices
Unmistakable life signs
In life
Haiku # 31238 June 1, 2003 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
get off your soap-box
or do it in badhaiku
express ideas
Haiku # 31237 June 1, 2003 3:31 am ET
by mellie, it's kinda like express checkout Mox
Put out in my name
I don
Haiku # 31236 June 1, 2003 3:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Just who holds the key?
Life
Haiku # 31235 June 1, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Beyond having joke
What
Haiku # 31234 June 1, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress
I usually "don't make sense"
which is a perception of course
because I'm upset at some of the
angry types of commentary that
have gone on here and you guys showed up and started writing things that aren't about putting other people down...

Haiku # 31233 May 31, 2003 9:19 pm ET
by Mox
I will deny him
Demand paternity test
Monkeys? It could be
Haiku # 31232 May 31, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by William Nippress