Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 43 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

I want to see a
different side of the vetrerans
here, then I will abdicate
Haiku # 31261, June 1, 2003 11:09 am ET
by Mox
all social speheres have
a little give and take, and
some take more, and give

less
Haiku # 31260, June 1, 2003 11:07 am ET
by Mox
they have to defend their
turf, but it is not mine, or theirs
like those endless gang wars

fought over drugs and cracked pavements, and styles, you nigga,
you style smells pretentious, dull
and liberal
Haiku # 31259, June 1, 2003 10:58 am ET
by Mox
there's no soapbox here
just endless opinions on what poetry
fits and what doesn't
but if people want to worship dead
Bushido poets, that's fine...

I'll do my thing anyways...
Haiku # 31258, June 1, 2003 10:56 am ET
by Mox
that ash guy
wouldn't bitch so much
and be so critical if
it didn't get under his skin
a bit...

shows interior character...
kind of, angry, not sure if
arrogant or hurt or what...
Haiku # 31257, June 1, 2003 10:51 am ET
by Moxie
Thought you were leaving?
So just couldn
Haiku # 31256, June 1, 2003 10:37 am ET
by William Nippress
online catharsis
endless odious bullshit
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 31255, June 1, 2003 8:18 am ET
by ash
No name smears poet
Then runs, hides under the stairs
What will they all think?
Haiku # 31254, June 1, 2003 5:36 am ET
by Philosophers R Us
The plain truth
In this world. Only as good
As your last Haiku
Haiku # 31253, June 1, 2003 5:17 am ET
by Philosophers R Us
Stand up be a man
Claim that Haiku for yourself
Or are you too scared
Haiku # 31252, June 1, 2003 5:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Outpourings not great
But self-expression rules here
You should try sometime
(Dedicated to no name)
Haiku # 31251, June 1, 2003 5:01 am ET
by William Nippress
I see another
No name expressed opinion
Chicken shit online
Haiku # 31250, June 1, 2003 4:56 am ET
by Limey
I can
Haiku # 31249, June 1, 2003 4:52 am ET
by Limey
Got one and name too
You too chicken shit for yours?
Get a life yourself
Haiku # 31248, June 1, 2003 4:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Tells west to be friends
So Bush is clever and great
Pisses them all off
Haiku # 31247, June 1, 2003 4:46 am ET
by limey
William Nippress get a
fucking life! Seriously, get
a fucking life now!
Haiku # 31246, June 1, 2003 4:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Blue sky and green earth
Favorite places and colors
That
Haiku # 31245, June 1, 2003 4:04 am ET
by William Nippress
The Newspapers act
As they were first to think that
Well how about that?
Haiku # 31244, June 1, 2003 3:59 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 31243, June 1, 2003 3:57 am ET
by William Nippress
W.M.D. Now stands
Weapons of Mass Deception
Well how about that?
Haiku # 31242, June 1, 2003 3:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Blair
Haiku # 31241, June 1, 2003 3:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Carpet burns on knees
Got them looking for loose change
Have to move fast here
Haiku # 31240, June 1, 2003 3:41 am ET
by William Nippress
Good morning mellie
Nice that your up, have some tea
Some toast to follow?
Haiku # 31239, June 1, 2003 3:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Cracks and crevices
Unmistakable life signs
In life
Haiku # 31238, June 1, 2003 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
get off your soap-box
or do it in badhaiku
express ideas
Haiku # 31237, June 1, 2003 3:31 am ET
by mellie, it's kinda like express checkout Mox
Put out in my name
I don
Haiku # 31236, June 1, 2003 3:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Just who holds the key?
Life
Haiku # 31235, June 1, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Beyond having joke
What
Haiku # 31234, June 1, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress
I usually "don't make sense"
which is a perception of course
because I'm upset at some of the
angry types of commentary that
have gone on here and you guys showed up and started writing things that aren't about putting other people down...

Haiku # 31233, May 31, 2003 9:19 pm ET
by Mox
I will deny him
Demand paternity test
Monkeys? It could be
Haiku # 31232, May 31, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by William Nippress
Say his lines extinct?
Subhuman maybe, not dead
He lives underground
Haiku # 31231, May 31, 2003 4:01 pm ET
by William Nippress
There
Haiku # 31230, May 31, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
Related to all
Dear god some I
Haiku # 31229, May 31, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by William Nippress
The genetic test
Proof to you all our past links
Mankind
Haiku # 31228, May 31, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
From East Africa
120,000 years to reach west
So all of us black
Haiku # 31227, May 31, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
Mitochondria Eve
All lines of human life traced
Mother of us all
Haiku # 31226, May 31, 2003 3:04 pm ET
by William Nippress
i don't like his looks
he doesn't seem to blend in
he's different, get him!
Haiku # 31225, May 31, 2003 2:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
you must forge something
and drop it in the chaos
as a gift to life
Haiku # 31224, May 31, 2003 2:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
mox is talking sense
in passionate paragraphs
they are good for once
Haiku # 31223, May 31, 2003 2:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
oh i'm mad as hell
enraged enough to lie down
for a nappy-poo
Haiku # 31222, May 31, 2003 1:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i wonder how many
people here fit the description
and write otherwise...

"they might be rednecks..."
i know I might be but
I'm probably just a "simple man"
Haiku # 31221, May 31, 2003 1:48 pm ET
by Mox
i saw sylvia plath
with a picture of her fishing
but to be a pet wife?
m
but till then they struggle
and sometimes the demons win
crowley died, confused and empty
and his legacy? sylvia killed herself
but she left us something more alive
than dead
Haiku # 31220, May 31, 2003 1:44 pm ET
by mox
anyhow, there's a point
where the suicide threats dry up
and all that person wants

is a normal, boring life
to work in the so called system
and play golf or grow old

and study lake trout
or hunt or even make
a documentary about being
an evangelist or porn star
or beat writer...
Haiku # 31219, May 31, 2003 1:42 pm ET
by Mox
existentialists vs. angst ridden
gen x malcontents...what's the difference?
nothing really matters except
a kind smile and a green back
paid to the right person
to keep the knives from stabbing
Haiku # 31218, May 31, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by mox
ap, the man in the mountain
is old and gone, unless you change your
tune, shut up and throw your

miseries into the same gorge, but
not yourself... Children will belittle
on and on and on....

we shall re-build a new bionic old
man in the mountain, stronger
faster...you might see me that

way Sunday btw...
Haiku # 31217, May 31, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by Mox
we all touch on each
others lives, hackers, stolen identities
and in the name of living

for the party, murder each
other in the name of gossip and
die as the fool in Proverbs

by the company we keep

Haiku # 31216, May 31, 2003 1:14 pm ET
by Mox
if homosexuality is
a sin then it is a deception
protected by law

sexuality is a confusing topic
abused, misused and dirty
dancing naked in a coven

who knows the catharsis of witchery
Haiku # 31215, May 31, 2003 1:08 pm ET
by Mox
this place is practice
to deal with the tabloid mentality of
the american liberal

i do talk to gay folks on line
and jews, but who are the disenfranchized but the damned?

hell is full of those who
want company and I'm sure
you all want mine

after a while crowley would get boring
but there is "no exit" and hell is other
people
Haiku # 31214, May 31, 2003 1:07 pm ET
by Mox
usually it's a lot
of unhappy people who
like to feel better by

putting others down because
it's all they've got...
and of course they're looking for
a fight, because it postpones

looking into themselves, and
making a vital choice, to grow
up and live or die
Haiku # 31213, May 31, 2003 1:00 pm ET
by mox
the problem with wags
basic'ly is that which is
PSYCHOLOGICAL
Haiku # 31211, May 31, 2003 6:59 am ET
by A Student of Homosexuality is on the same section for grounds for divorce along with psychoses, neurosis and mental incapacity,
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