i saw sylvia plath
with a picture of her fishing
but to be a pet wife?
m
but till then they struggle
and sometimes the demons win
crowley died, confused and empty
and his legacy? sylvia killed herself
but she left us something more alive
than dead

anyhow, there's a point
where the suicide threats dry up
and all that person wants

is a normal, boring life
to work in the so called system
and play golf or grow old

and study lake trout
or hunt or even make
a documentary about being
an evangelist or porn star
or beat writer...

existentialists vs. angst ridden
gen x malcontents...what's the difference?
nothing really matters except
a kind smile and a green back
paid to the right person
to keep the knives from stabbing

ap, the man in the mountain
is old and gone, unless you change your
tune, shut up and throw your

miseries into the same gorge, but
not yourself... Children will belittle
on and on and on....

we shall re-build a new bionic old
man in the mountain, stronger
faster...you might see me that

way Sunday btw...

we all touch on each
others lives, hackers, stolen identities
and in the name of living

for the party, murder each
other in the name of gossip and
die as the fool in Proverbs

by the company we keep

if homosexuality is
a sin then it is a deception
protected by law

sexuality is a confusing topic
abused, misused and dirty
dancing naked in a coven

who knows the catharsis of witchery

this place is practice
to deal with the tabloid mentality of
the american liberal

i do talk to gay folks on line
and jews, but who are the disenfranchized but the damned?

hell is full of those who
want company and I'm sure
you all want mine

after a while crowley would get boring
but there is "no exit" and hell is other
people

usually it's a lot
of unhappy people who
like to feel better by

putting others down because
it's all they've got...
and of course they're looking for
a fight, because it postpones

looking into themselves, and
making a vital choice, to grow
up and live or die

the problem with wags
basic'ly is that which is
PSYCHOLOGICAL

cool wind in the air
warm air of colitas is
rising through the air

Not all of those haiku were mine
Although they told the same line
And as such I'm used
To being abused
Get back to Nippress' behind

feeling quite nasty
antacids would be tasty
makes sleeping hasty

a pathetic oaf
vainly tries to agitate
fuck you A Student

HAHAAHAAAHAAAA!!!!

tooting on his pipe
with smoke coming from nipp's poo
SF gets a high

the dogs in prairie
howling by the brown hewn fields
yipping and yarking

the moon a-shining
just like the sun in-morning
going haiku'ing

enraged and bested
sexually frustrated
bites the fucking dust

fucking transvestite
goes by the name of SF
just like stinking pus

There

Counting the small change
I have decide to go mad
Buy myself some gum

Lay in the long grass
Sounds of childhood rushing back
Crickets near my ear

it's my bedtime now
so long, i've been far away
i'm back, see you soon

Just read the Archives
Hollywood

Rock on Brother Nip
Bad haiku is eternal
no one knows how much

Happens to me lots
Must remember TROLLS live here
Best to ignore them

Hollywood Bonfire
He knew how to spit a ku
fucking miss that guy

an imposter eww!
be original you fuck!
use your own damn name!

Same subject same style
Used to be original
He

maybe I was harsh
ol' nippy has some good taste
haiuku's his canvas

Hey Nipppress
Why don

Mankind

Oh hey, I forgot
This is Nipress' website
not just bad haiku

When going nowhere
All the roads will lead you there
But find your way back?

Chasing the fast wind
Runs almost out of my reach
My kite soaring high

If they could do it
Politicians would tax air
For them, would be free

Told one can live free
Theoretically though
I don

Like to take my time
The small challenge of living
Just gets in the way

31174, 31175, 31178, Not mine:

going to england soon
gotta see willie nipp
and get married

sUp WiT dAt?
ShOw SoMe
ReSpEkK

Tattoo from Fantasy Island is
GOD!

31143, 31144, 31145, 31148, 31150, 31152, 31162, 31164, Not mine
Haiku #31171, by William Nippress

May 30, 2003 4:52 pm ET
NOW THATS GOOD HAIKU!!!

I will fight you sir SF for the love
and honour of William (not mine)
Nippress

not mine, not mine...Im telling
my mommy! not mine!!

NOT MINE

NOT MINE

no one gives a shit
if they're your haiku or not
it's all worthless tripe

31143, 31144, 31145, 31148, 31150, 31152, 31162, 31164, Not mine

i'm victorious
the center of attention
feed my vanity