Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 43 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

feeling quite nasty
antacids would be tasty
makes sleeping hasty
Haiku # 31208, May 31, 2003 6:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a pathetic oaf
vainly tries to agitate
fuck you A Student
Haiku # 31207, May 31, 2003 6:46 am ET
by sexually frustrated of A Student is a stinking with no pussy and tight jeans
HAHAAHAAAHAAAA!!!!
Haiku # 31206, May 31, 2003 6:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tooting on his pipe
with smoke coming from nipp's poo
SF gets a high
Haiku # 31205, May 31, 2003 6:41 am ET
by A Student of Taking a long and slow drag on my long tooter
the dogs in prairie
howling by the brown hewn fields
yipping and yarking
Haiku # 31204, May 31, 2003 6:38 am ET
by A Student of With my rottweiler and his wiener
the moon a-shining
just like the sun in-morning
going haiku'ing
Haiku # 31203, May 31, 2003 6:35 am ET
by A Student of of Bash Bash Basho
enraged and bested
sexually frustrated
bites the fucking dust
Haiku # 31202, May 31, 2003 6:32 am ET
by A Student of He's really ticked off now. Take a dip fool drool stool.
fucking transvestite
goes by the name of SF
just like stinking pus
Haiku # 31201, May 31, 2003 6:30 am ET
by A Student of It's a goddamn acne
There
Haiku # 31200, May 31, 2003 5:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Counting the small change
I have decide to go mad
Buy myself some gum
Haiku # 31199, May 31, 2003 5:29 am ET
by William Nippress
Lay in the long grass
Sounds of childhood rushing back
Crickets near my ear
Haiku # 31198, May 31, 2003 5:25 am ET
by William Nippress
it's my bedtime now
so long, i've been far away
i'm back, see you soon
Haiku # 31197, May 31, 2003 5:23 am ET
by oldnasty
Just read the Archives
Hollywood
Haiku # 31196, May 31, 2003 5:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Rock on Brother Nip
Bad haiku is eternal
no one knows how much
Haiku # 31195, May 31, 2003 5:14 am ET
by oldnasty
Happens to me lots
Must remember TROLLS live here
Best to ignore them
Haiku # 31194, May 31, 2003 5:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Hollywood Bonfire
He knew how to spit a ku
fucking miss that guy
Haiku # 31193, May 31, 2003 5:06 am ET
by oldnasty
an imposter eww!
be original you fuck!
use your own damn name!
Haiku # 31192, May 31, 2003 5:04 am ET
by oldnasty
Same subject same style
Used to be original
He
Haiku # 31191, May 31, 2003 5:04 am ET
by William Nippress
maybe I was harsh
ol' nippy has some good taste
haiuku's his canvas
Haiku # 31190, May 31, 2003 5:02 am ET
by oldnasty
Hey Nipppress
Why don
Haiku # 31189, May 31, 2003 5:01 am ET
by oldnasty
Mankind
Haiku # 31188, May 31, 2003 4:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Oh hey, I forgot
This is Nipress' website
not just bad haiku
Haiku # 31187, May 31, 2003 4:59 am ET
by oldnasty
When going nowhere
All the roads will lead you there
But find your way back?
Haiku # 31186, May 31, 2003 4:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Chasing the fast wind
Runs almost out of my reach
My kite soaring high

Haiku # 31185, May 31, 2003 4:50 am ET
by William Nippress
If they could do it
Politicians would tax air
For them, would be free
Haiku # 31184, May 31, 2003 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Told one can live free
Theoretically though
I don
Haiku # 31183, May 31, 2003 4:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Like to take my time
The small challenge of living
Just gets in the way
Haiku # 31182, May 31, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
31174, 31175, 31178, Not mine:
Haiku # 31181, May 31, 2003 4:38 am ET
by William Nippress
going to england soon
gotta see willie nipp
and get married
Haiku # 31180, May 30, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sUp WiT dAt?
ShOw SoMe
ReSpEkK
Haiku # 31179, May 30, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by tUpAc LiL bRoTha of CoMpTon
Tattoo from Fantasy Island is
GOD!
Haiku # 31178, May 30, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by Wiliam Nippress
31143, 31144, 31145, 31148, 31150, 31152, 31162, 31164, Not mine
Haiku #31171, by William Nippress

May 30, 2003 4:52 pm ET
NOW THATS GOOD HAIKU!!!
Haiku # 31177, May 30, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
I will fight you sir SF for the love
and honour of William (not mine)
Nippress
Haiku # 31176, May 30, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by onjaysun
not mine, not mine...Im telling
my mommy! not mine!!
Haiku # 31175, May 30, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by William Nippress of (change my nappy)
NOT MINE
Haiku # 31174, May 30, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by William Nippress
NOT MINE
Haiku # 31173, May 30, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no one gives a shit
if they're your haiku or not
it's all worthless tripe
Haiku # 31172, May 30, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
31143, 31144, 31145, 31148, 31150, 31152, 31162, 31164, Not mine
Haiku # 31171, May 30, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by William Nippress
i'm victorious
the center of attention
feed my vanity
Haiku # 31170, May 30, 2003 4:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
haven't i earned it
i've worked hard to piss you off
and what do i get
Haiku # 31169, May 30, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (half-assed ridicule)
regarding insults
make your ridicule sharper
i deserve that much
Haiku # 31168, May 30, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (haven't earned it, you make me feel unloved.)
i tolerate coons
when they behave properly
dance you monkey dance
Haiku # 31167, May 30, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
There once was a man called Nippress
Who thought he'd look good in a dress
All his worldly aims
For sexual games
His true love, SF, was impressed
Haiku # 31166, May 30, 2003 3:43 pm ET
by A Student of Yay!
matching tattoos and
married by Elvis, SF
and Will...Vegas Bound
Haiku # 31165, May 30, 2003 2:56 pm ET
by onjayson (and the sound of little haikus running around)
(As sung to SF) "You are my sun
shine, my only sunshing...you
make me haaaaapeeeeee when
skies are graaayyyyy...so please
don't take my SF awaaaayyyy!"
Haiku # 31164, May 30, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
flabba flooey zippy zanga wanga
azabooey zapii wizzo nada shooga
zaapa looey saagy diggo doo
Haiku # 31163, May 30, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by insane
"Nippress, meet the Nippress, he's
from a modern stone age familee!"
Haiku # 31162, May 30, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
Racism is the backbone of
an archaic reign
perpetuated by the ignorant
Haiku # 31161, May 30, 2003 1:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am sublime,
like slime
and brine
from a perverted
mind
i am not kind
you will find
but i am in love with William
Nippress
Haiku # 31160, May 30, 2003 1:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm better than you
it is positively true
the bible said so
Haiku # 31158, May 30, 2003 1:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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