going to england soon
gotta see willie nipp
and get married
by sexually frustrated
sUp WiT dAt?
ShOw SoMe
ReSpEkK
by tUpAc LiL bRoTha of CoMpTon
Tattoo from Fantasy Island is
GOD!
by Wiliam Nippress
31143, 31144, 31145, 31148, 31150, 31152, 31162, 31164, Not mine
Haiku #31171, by William Nippress
May 30, 2003 4:52 pm ET
NOW THATS GOOD HAIKU!!!
by William Nippress
I will fight you sir SF for the love
and honour of William (not mine)
Nippress
by onjaysun
not mine, not mine...Im telling
my mommy! not mine!!
by William Nippress of (change my nappy)
NOT MINE
by William Nippress
NOT MINE
by Anonymous Poet
no one gives a shit
if they're your haiku or not
it's all worthless tripe
by sexually frustrated
31143, 31144, 31145, 31148, 31150, 31152, 31162, 31164, Not mine
by William Nippress
i'm victorious
the center of attention
feed my vanity
by sexually frustrated
haven't i earned it
i've worked hard to piss you off
and what do i get
by sexually frustrated (half-assed ridicule)
regarding insults
make your ridicule sharper
i deserve that much
by sexually frustrated (haven't earned it, you make me feel unloved.)
i tolerate coons
when they behave properly
dance you monkey dance
by sexually frustrated
There once was a man called Nippress
Who thought he'd look good in a dress
All his worldly aims
For sexual games
His true love, SF, was impressed
by A Student of Yay!
matching tattoos and
married by Elvis, SF
and Will...Vegas Bound
by onjayson (and the sound of little haikus running around)
(As sung to SF) "You are my sun
shine, my only sunshing...you
make me haaaaapeeeeee when
skies are graaayyyyy...so please
don't take my SF awaaaayyyy!"
by William Nippress
flabba flooey zippy zanga wanga
azabooey zapii wizzo nada shooga
zaapa looey saagy diggo doo
by insane
"Nippress, meet the Nippress, he's
from a modern stone age familee!"
by William Nippress
Racism is the backbone of
an archaic reign
perpetuated by the ignorant
by Anonymous Poet
I am sublime,
like slime
and brine
from a perverted
mind
i am not kind
you will find
but i am in love with William
Nippress
by sexually frustrated
i'm better than you
it is positively true
the bible said so
by sexually frustrated
god punishes me
god punishes nation states
who punishes god
by sexually frustrated
don't be spiteful mox
your counterfeit submissions
just make me horny
by sexually frustrated
mox needs to get laid
i rejected his gay ass
and now he's angry
by sexually frustrated (crazy fags, looking for internet love. they deserve our pity)
he is so out there
a paradigm of chaos
pure idiocy
by sexually frustrated (genetic confabulations under the moonlit sky, wow)
eructating glass
in the unemployment line
where's my benefits
by sexually frustrated (it's so hard trying to be like samhain)
"Every rose has a thorn"
Poison
by William Nippress (thats for U SF!!)
Mr Nippress, Ok, I accept your
offer of true love. We should be
together....let no person put that
asunder or they will feel the wrath
by sexually frustrated
"I need a lover that won't drive me
crazy!"
John Mellencamp
by William Nippress of (maybe could be SF? i hope
Lock Bolt Figure Window Shame
Live Dead When Lost Shadow Flies
Eleven Sinners Dead
by samhain
"J-Lo Booty!"
by William Nippress of (not mine) England
Life Of Perversion Talks
To Those Within The Realm
Of Conformity And Bestiality
by samhain
Blade Of Confusion In Ice
Wind Pours Out Of The Jar
Jolting Prison Figures In Shock
by samhain
"Not mine" is code for, "This is
stuff I have to say, but don't want
people to actually know"
by William Nippress
I live in a dirty mobile home,
I smoke cigarettes and eat bacon.
I worship Dale Earhardt
I am Billy Nippress, the hick from
jolly old (gay accepting, cause we
are cosmopolitan) Europe
by William Nippress
SF came to me in a dream,
the person I will consider my
life mate. I will put on the apron
and make his supper at night
and woo him to sleep
by William Nippress
Blair
by William Nippress
The thing is just who
Do you find to replace him?
None are impressive
by William Nippress
They like the freedom?
They like people stealing things?
They enjoy chaos?
by A Student of Tony, do you know what's going on in Iraq?
Don't you like monkeys?
You think of them all the time.
Tony is a git
by A Student of Just heard Mr. Blair on the radio. He was lying.
Not really a pain
Just a minor irritant
Just to be ignored
by William Nippress
Head full of ideas
Not able to think things through
Incautious he leaps
by William Nippress
Crying when alone
Convincing himself he
by William Nippress
Your so vain I bet
You think this is about you
Don
by Carley
Lead horse to water
But you just can
by William Nippress
Tried to be civil
But unhelpable morass
He
by William Nippress
Dry drivel metered
Sadly talent wasted here
Locked in his self hate
by William Nippress
Dull bland visitude
The specter just calls him back
Unable to fight
by William Nippress
So incredible
There
by William Nippress
