Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 42 Days and 77433 Haiku later...

Mr Nippress, Ok, I accept your
offer of true love. We should be
together....let no person put that
asunder or they will feel the wrath
Haiku # 31151, May 30, 2003 11:11 am ET
by sexually frustrated
"I need a lover that won't drive me
crazy!"
John Mellencamp
Haiku # 31150, May 30, 2003 11:10 am ET
by William Nippress of (maybe could be SF? i hope
Lock Bolt Figure Window Shame
Live Dead When Lost Shadow Flies
Eleven Sinners Dead
Haiku # 31149, May 30, 2003 11:09 am ET
by samhain
"J-Lo Booty!"


Haiku # 31148, May 30, 2003 11:08 am ET
by William Nippress of (not mine) England
Life Of Perversion Talks
To Those Within The Realm
Of Conformity And Bestiality
Haiku # 31147, May 30, 2003 11:07 am ET
by samhain
Blade Of Confusion In Ice
Wind Pours Out Of The Jar
Jolting Prison Figures In Shock
Haiku # 31146, May 30, 2003 11:06 am ET
by samhain
"Not mine" is code for, "This is
stuff I have to say, but don't want
people to actually know"
Haiku # 31145, May 30, 2003 11:04 am ET
by William Nippress
I live in a dirty mobile home,
I smoke cigarettes and eat bacon.
I worship Dale Earhardt
I am Billy Nippress, the hick from
jolly old (gay accepting, cause we
are cosmopolitan) Europe
Haiku # 31144, May 30, 2003 11:02 am ET
by William Nippress
SF came to me in a dream,
the person I will consider my
life mate. I will put on the apron
and make his supper at night
and woo him to sleep
Haiku # 31143, May 30, 2003 11:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Blair
Haiku # 31142, May 30, 2003 8:19 am ET
by William Nippress
The thing is just who
Do you find to replace him?
None are impressive
Haiku # 31141, May 30, 2003 8:16 am ET
by William Nippress
They like the freedom?
They like people stealing things?
They enjoy chaos?
Haiku # 31140, May 30, 2003 3:29 am ET
by A Student of Tony, do you know what's going on in Iraq?
Don't you like monkeys?
You think of them all the time.
Tony is a git
Haiku # 31139, May 30, 2003 3:28 am ET
by A Student of Just heard Mr. Blair on the radio. He was lying.
Not really a pain
Just a minor irritant
Just to be ignored
Haiku # 31138, May 30, 2003 3:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Head full of ideas
Not able to think things through
Incautious he leaps
Haiku # 31137, May 30, 2003 2:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Crying when alone
Convincing himself he
Haiku # 31136, May 30, 2003 2:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Your so vain I bet
You think this is about you
Don
Haiku # 31135, May 30, 2003 2:53 am ET
by Carley
Lead horse to water
But you just can
Haiku # 31134, May 30, 2003 2:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Tried to be civil
But unhelpable morass
He
Haiku # 31133, May 30, 2003 2:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Dry drivel metered
Sadly talent wasted here
Locked in his self hate
Haiku # 31132, May 30, 2003 2:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Dull bland visitude
The specter just calls him back
Unable to fight
Haiku # 31131, May 30, 2003 2:41 am ET
by William Nippress
So incredible
There
Haiku # 31130, May 30, 2003 2:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Streaming green mucus
I
Haiku # 31129, May 30, 2003 2:33 am ET
by William Nippress
I can fly, I can!
But only down, fell off tree
Try to fly back up
Haiku # 31128, May 30, 2003 2:30 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 31127, May 30, 2003 2:27 am ET
by William Nippress
31098, 31099, 31107, 31112, 31113, not mine
Haiku # 31126, May 30, 2003 2:26 am ET
by William Nippress
I need a large cock in my mouth,
to make me feel happy,
like a little girl
Haiku # 31125, May 29, 2003 9:56 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
SF sucks cock and ass in hell!!!
Haiku # 31124, May 29, 2003 9:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
SF, you truly are a fucking CUNT!!
Haiku # 31123, May 29, 2003 9:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dead Lemons In The Yard
Filtering Out Those Who Would
Or Would Not Escape Socialism
Haiku # 31122, May 29, 2003 9:54 pm ET
by samhain
hackneyed absurdist
he is an original
at least he thinks so
Haiku # 31121, May 29, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i worship samhain
all that postmodern garbage
doth truly stinketh
Haiku # 31120, May 29, 2003 7:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i thought i was bad
then i read the preceding
and now i'm happy
Haiku # 31119, May 29, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I think you're missing
all the monkeys from the farm
Beastiality
Haiku # 31118, May 29, 2003 6:49 pm ET
by A Student of Pilfering peoples names isn't big, clever or a monkey
Bald Guy Burning His Bride
Chewing Her Kidneys With Blades
Talking About The Yankee's
Haiku # 31117, May 29, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by samhain
Crazy threesome with SF and
William Nippress would be good
for me
Haiku # 31116, May 29, 2003 4:34 pm ET
by Student of I love SF and Willy Nippress
There once was a man with a farm
Where monkeys worked in fear of harm
But all they would do
Is write bad haiku
And assist when he needed a palm
Haiku # 31115, May 29, 2003 4:05 pm ET
by A Student of Beer
There once were a couple of men
Who wrote haiku again and again
At first they would mock
But dreamt then of cock
True love blossomed from the pen
Haiku # 31114, May 29, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by A Student of It's so sweet
Down on the farm.....Me and SF
hand in hand, singing and chirping
like the birds around us.
Haiku # 31113, May 29, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
I am so happy SF is here!! I was
kinda lonely there for a while!
Yaaayyyy for me and SF!!
Haiku # 31112, May 29, 2003 3:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
Pain Drops Flounder Eating
Dessicated Paranoia Sentiment
Embraces The Vacant Abyss
Haiku # 31111, May 29, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by samhain
David Jannssen's Leg, Writhing
Dead Beat On Drums Of Still Water
Oil In Harvest Beams, Kill
Haiku # 31110, May 29, 2003 3:50 pm ET
by samhain
Set Back The Limes On Table
God Is Coming For a Drink
Saddle The Empty House Soul
Haiku # 31109, May 29, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by samhain
Dark Cloud Dreaming In Ether
Watching Coddled Sheep Glow
In Rythmic Coersion
Haiku # 31108, May 29, 2003 3:48 pm ET
by samhain
"SF, It's you! It's you!! Oh what
a happy day it is!!"
Haiku # 31107, May 29, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
bitch, what did i say
never interrupt a man
who's watching star trek
Haiku # 31106, May 29, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sever his tendons
let's see how far he can walk
place your bets people
Haiku # 31105, May 29, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
shotputting newborns
catching them on bayonets
life is beautiful
Haiku # 31104, May 29, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
began as a Girls
Gone Wild dream but they started
handing out pamphlets
Haiku # 31103, May 29, 2003 3:01 pm ET
by onjaysun (gotta cut down on the lime koolaid before bed)
Evil Numbers Victorious Strenght
God's Will In Suspense
Forethought Of Aftermath
Haiku # 31102, May 29, 2003 2:06 pm ET
by samhain
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