Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 42 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

haven't i earned it
i've worked hard to piss you off
and what do i get
Haiku # 31169, May 30, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (half-assed ridicule)
regarding insults
make your ridicule sharper
i deserve that much
Haiku # 31168, May 30, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (haven't earned it, you make me feel unloved.)
i tolerate coons
when they behave properly
dance you monkey dance
Haiku # 31167, May 30, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
There once was a man called Nippress
Who thought he'd look good in a dress
All his worldly aims
For sexual games
His true love, SF, was impressed
Haiku # 31166, May 30, 2003 3:43 pm ET
by A Student of Yay!
matching tattoos and
married by Elvis, SF
and Will...Vegas Bound
Haiku # 31165, May 30, 2003 2:56 pm ET
by onjayson (and the sound of little haikus running around)
(As sung to SF) "You are my sun
shine, my only sunshing...you
make me haaaaapeeeeee when
skies are graaayyyyy...so please
don't take my SF awaaaayyyy!"
Haiku # 31164, May 30, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
flabba flooey zippy zanga wanga
azabooey zapii wizzo nada shooga
zaapa looey saagy diggo doo
Haiku # 31163, May 30, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by insane
"Nippress, meet the Nippress, he's
from a modern stone age familee!"
Haiku # 31162, May 30, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
Racism is the backbone of
an archaic reign
perpetuated by the ignorant
Haiku # 31161, May 30, 2003 1:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am sublime,
like slime
and brine
from a perverted
mind
i am not kind
you will find
but i am in love with William
Nippress
Haiku # 31160, May 30, 2003 1:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm better than you
it is positively true
the bible said so
Haiku # 31158, May 30, 2003 1:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
god punishes me
god punishes nation states
who punishes god
Haiku # 31157, May 30, 2003 1:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
don't be spiteful mox
your counterfeit submissions
just make me horny
Haiku # 31156, May 30, 2003 12:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
mox needs to get laid
i rejected his gay ass
and now he's angry
Haiku # 31155, May 30, 2003 12:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (crazy fags, looking for internet love. they deserve our pity)
he is so out there
a paradigm of chaos
pure idiocy
Haiku # 31154, May 30, 2003 12:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (genetic confabulations under the moonlit sky, wow)
eructating glass
in the unemployment line
where's my benefits
Haiku # 31153, May 30, 2003 12:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (it's so hard trying to be like samhain)
"Every rose has a thorn"
Poison
Haiku # 31152, May 30, 2003 11:16 am ET
by William Nippress (thats for U SF!!)
Mr Nippress, Ok, I accept your
offer of true love. We should be
together....let no person put that
asunder or they will feel the wrath
Haiku # 31151, May 30, 2003 11:11 am ET
by sexually frustrated
"I need a lover that won't drive me
crazy!"
John Mellencamp
Haiku # 31150, May 30, 2003 11:10 am ET
by William Nippress of (maybe could be SF? i hope
Lock Bolt Figure Window Shame
Live Dead When Lost Shadow Flies
Eleven Sinners Dead
Haiku # 31149, May 30, 2003 11:09 am ET
by samhain
"J-Lo Booty!"


Haiku # 31148, May 30, 2003 11:08 am ET
by William Nippress of (not mine) England
Life Of Perversion Talks
To Those Within The Realm
Of Conformity And Bestiality
Haiku # 31147, May 30, 2003 11:07 am ET
by samhain
Blade Of Confusion In Ice
Wind Pours Out Of The Jar
Jolting Prison Figures In Shock
Haiku # 31146, May 30, 2003 11:06 am ET
by samhain
"Not mine" is code for, "This is
stuff I have to say, but don't want
people to actually know"
Haiku # 31145, May 30, 2003 11:04 am ET
by William Nippress
I live in a dirty mobile home,
I smoke cigarettes and eat bacon.
I worship Dale Earhardt
I am Billy Nippress, the hick from
jolly old (gay accepting, cause we
are cosmopolitan) Europe
Haiku # 31144, May 30, 2003 11:02 am ET
by William Nippress
SF came to me in a dream,
the person I will consider my
life mate. I will put on the apron
and make his supper at night
and woo him to sleep
Haiku # 31143, May 30, 2003 11:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Blair
Haiku # 31142, May 30, 2003 8:19 am ET
by William Nippress
The thing is just who
Do you find to replace him?
None are impressive
Haiku # 31141, May 30, 2003 8:16 am ET
by William Nippress
They like the freedom?
They like people stealing things?
They enjoy chaos?
Haiku # 31140, May 30, 2003 3:29 am ET
by A Student of Tony, do you know what's going on in Iraq?
Don't you like monkeys?
You think of them all the time.
Tony is a git
Haiku # 31139, May 30, 2003 3:28 am ET
by A Student of Just heard Mr. Blair on the radio. He was lying.
Not really a pain
Just a minor irritant
Just to be ignored
Haiku # 31138, May 30, 2003 3:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Head full of ideas
Not able to think things through
Incautious he leaps
Haiku # 31137, May 30, 2003 2:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Crying when alone
Convincing himself he
Haiku # 31136, May 30, 2003 2:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Your so vain I bet
You think this is about you
Don
Haiku # 31135, May 30, 2003 2:53 am ET
by Carley
Lead horse to water
But you just can
Haiku # 31134, May 30, 2003 2:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Tried to be civil
But unhelpable morass
He
Haiku # 31133, May 30, 2003 2:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Dry drivel metered
Sadly talent wasted here
Locked in his self hate
Haiku # 31132, May 30, 2003 2:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Dull bland visitude
The specter just calls him back
Unable to fight
Haiku # 31131, May 30, 2003 2:41 am ET
by William Nippress
So incredible
There
Haiku # 31130, May 30, 2003 2:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Streaming green mucus
I
Haiku # 31129, May 30, 2003 2:33 am ET
by William Nippress
I can fly, I can!
But only down, fell off tree
Try to fly back up
Haiku # 31128, May 30, 2003 2:30 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 31127, May 30, 2003 2:27 am ET
by William Nippress
31098, 31099, 31107, 31112, 31113, not mine
Haiku # 31126, May 30, 2003 2:26 am ET
by William Nippress
I need a large cock in my mouth,
to make me feel happy,
like a little girl
Haiku # 31125, May 29, 2003 9:56 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
SF sucks cock and ass in hell!!!
Haiku # 31124, May 29, 2003 9:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
SF, you truly are a fucking CUNT!!
Haiku # 31123, May 29, 2003 9:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dead Lemons In The Yard
Filtering Out Those Who Would
Or Would Not Escape Socialism
Haiku # 31122, May 29, 2003 9:54 pm ET
by samhain
hackneyed absurdist
he is an original
at least he thinks so
Haiku # 31121, May 29, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i worship samhain
all that postmodern garbage
doth truly stinketh
Haiku # 31120, May 29, 2003 7:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i thought i was bad
then i read the preceding
and now i'm happy
Haiku # 31119, May 29, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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