usually it's a lot
of unhappy people who
like to feel better by

putting others down because
it's all they've got...
and of course they're looking for
a fight, because it postpones

looking into themselves, and
making a vital choice, to grow
up and live or die

the problem with wags
basic'ly is that which is
PSYCHOLOGICAL

cool wind in the air
warm air of colitas is
rising through the air

Not all of those haiku were mine
Although they told the same line
And as such I'm used
To being abused
Get back to Nippress' behind

feeling quite nasty
antacids would be tasty
makes sleeping hasty

a pathetic oaf
vainly tries to agitate
fuck you A Student

HAHAAHAAAHAAAA!!!!

tooting on his pipe
with smoke coming from nipp's poo
SF gets a high

the dogs in prairie
howling by the brown hewn fields
yipping and yarking

the moon a-shining
just like the sun in-morning
going haiku'ing

enraged and bested
sexually frustrated
bites the fucking dust

fucking transvestite
goes by the name of SF
just like stinking pus

There

Counting the small change
I have decide to go mad
Buy myself some gum

Lay in the long grass
Sounds of childhood rushing back
Crickets near my ear

it's my bedtime now
so long, i've been far away
i'm back, see you soon

Just read the Archives
Hollywood

Rock on Brother Nip
Bad haiku is eternal
no one knows how much

Happens to me lots
Must remember TROLLS live here
Best to ignore them

Hollywood Bonfire
He knew how to spit a ku
fucking miss that guy

an imposter eww!
be original you fuck!
use your own damn name!

Same subject same style
Used to be original
He

maybe I was harsh
ol' nippy has some good taste
haiuku's his canvas

Hey Nipppress
Why don

Mankind

Oh hey, I forgot
This is Nipress' website
not just bad haiku

When going nowhere
All the roads will lead you there
But find your way back?

Chasing the fast wind
Runs almost out of my reach
My kite soaring high

If they could do it
Politicians would tax air
For them, would be free

Told one can live free
Theoretically though
I don

Like to take my time
The small challenge of living
Just gets in the way

31174, 31175, 31178, Not mine:

going to england soon
gotta see willie nipp
and get married

sUp WiT dAt?
ShOw SoMe
ReSpEkK

Tattoo from Fantasy Island is
GOD!

31143, 31144, 31145, 31148, 31150, 31152, 31162, 31164, Not mine
Haiku #31171, by William Nippress

May 30, 2003 4:52 pm ET
NOW THATS GOOD HAIKU!!!

I will fight you sir SF for the love
and honour of William (not mine)
Nippress

not mine, not mine...Im telling
my mommy! not mine!!

NOT MINE

NOT MINE

no one gives a shit
if they're your haiku or not
it's all worthless tripe

31143, 31144, 31145, 31148, 31150, 31152, 31162, 31164, Not mine

i'm victorious
the center of attention
feed my vanity

haven't i earned it
i've worked hard to piss you off
and what do i get

regarding insults
make your ridicule sharper
i deserve that much

i tolerate coons
when they behave properly
dance you monkey dance

There once was a man called Nippress
Who thought he'd look good in a dress
All his worldly aims
For sexual games
His true love, SF, was impressed

matching tattoos and
married by Elvis, SF
and Will...Vegas Bound

(As sung to SF) "You are my sun
shine, my only sunshing...you
make me haaaaapeeeeee when
skies are graaayyyyy...so please
don't take my SF awaaaayyyy!"

flabba flooey zippy zanga wanga
azabooey zapii wizzo nada shooga
zaapa looey saagy diggo doo