Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 43 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

i don't like his looks
he doesn't seem to blend in
he's different, get him!
Haiku # 31225, May 31, 2003 2:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
you must forge something
and drop it in the chaos
as a gift to life
Haiku # 31224, May 31, 2003 2:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
mox is talking sense
in passionate paragraphs
they are good for once
Haiku # 31223, May 31, 2003 2:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
oh i'm mad as hell
enraged enough to lie down
for a nappy-poo
Haiku # 31222, May 31, 2003 1:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i wonder how many
people here fit the description
and write otherwise...

"they might be rednecks..."
i know I might be but
I'm probably just a "simple man"
Haiku # 31221, May 31, 2003 1:48 pm ET
by Mox
i saw sylvia plath
with a picture of her fishing
but to be a pet wife?
m
but till then they struggle
and sometimes the demons win
crowley died, confused and empty
and his legacy? sylvia killed herself
but she left us something more alive
than dead
Haiku # 31220, May 31, 2003 1:44 pm ET
by mox
anyhow, there's a point
where the suicide threats dry up
and all that person wants

is a normal, boring life
to work in the so called system
and play golf or grow old

and study lake trout
or hunt or even make
a documentary about being
an evangelist or porn star
or beat writer...
Haiku # 31219, May 31, 2003 1:42 pm ET
by Mox
existentialists vs. angst ridden
gen x malcontents...what's the difference?
nothing really matters except
a kind smile and a green back
paid to the right person
to keep the knives from stabbing
Haiku # 31218, May 31, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by mox
ap, the man in the mountain
is old and gone, unless you change your
tune, shut up and throw your

miseries into the same gorge, but
not yourself... Children will belittle
on and on and on....

we shall re-build a new bionic old
man in the mountain, stronger
faster...you might see me that

way Sunday btw...
Haiku # 31217, May 31, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by Mox
we all touch on each
others lives, hackers, stolen identities
and in the name of living

for the party, murder each
other in the name of gossip and
die as the fool in Proverbs

by the company we keep

Haiku # 31216, May 31, 2003 1:14 pm ET
by Mox
if homosexuality is
a sin then it is a deception
protected by law

sexuality is a confusing topic
abused, misused and dirty
dancing naked in a coven

who knows the catharsis of witchery
Haiku # 31215, May 31, 2003 1:08 pm ET
by Mox
this place is practice
to deal with the tabloid mentality of
the american liberal

i do talk to gay folks on line
and jews, but who are the disenfranchized but the damned?

hell is full of those who
want company and I'm sure
you all want mine

after a while crowley would get boring
but there is "no exit" and hell is other
people
Haiku # 31214, May 31, 2003 1:07 pm ET
by Mox
usually it's a lot
of unhappy people who
like to feel better by

putting others down because
it's all they've got...
and of course they're looking for
a fight, because it postpones

looking into themselves, and
making a vital choice, to grow
up and live or die
Haiku # 31213, May 31, 2003 1:00 pm ET
by mox
the problem with wags
basic'ly is that which is
PSYCHOLOGICAL
Haiku # 31211, May 31, 2003 6:59 am ET
by A Student of Homosexuality is on the same section for grounds for divorce along with psychoses, neurosis and mental incapacity,
cool wind in the air
warm air of colitas is
rising through the air
Haiku # 31210, May 31, 2003 6:52 am ET
by Praning of Como esta tu TUPAC y ZBADOEY? Donded estas casas?
Not all of those haiku were mine
Although they told the same line
And as such I'm used
To being abused
Get back to Nippress' behind
Haiku # 31209, May 31, 2003 6:51 am ET
by A Student of Ich habe deine Mutter mit mein Messer gestochen
feeling quite nasty
antacids would be tasty
makes sleeping hasty
Haiku # 31208, May 31, 2003 6:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a pathetic oaf
vainly tries to agitate
fuck you A Student
Haiku # 31207, May 31, 2003 6:46 am ET
by sexually frustrated of A Student is a stinking with no pussy and tight jeans
HAHAAHAAAHAAAA!!!!
Haiku # 31206, May 31, 2003 6:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tooting on his pipe
with smoke coming from nipp's poo
SF gets a high
Haiku # 31205, May 31, 2003 6:41 am ET
by A Student of Taking a long and slow drag on my long tooter
the dogs in prairie
howling by the brown hewn fields
yipping and yarking
Haiku # 31204, May 31, 2003 6:38 am ET
by A Student of With my rottweiler and his wiener
the moon a-shining
just like the sun in-morning
going haiku'ing
Haiku # 31203, May 31, 2003 6:35 am ET
by A Student of of Bash Bash Basho
enraged and bested
sexually frustrated
bites the fucking dust
Haiku # 31202, May 31, 2003 6:32 am ET
by A Student of He's really ticked off now. Take a dip fool drool stool.
fucking transvestite
goes by the name of SF
just like stinking pus
Haiku # 31201, May 31, 2003 6:30 am ET
by A Student of It's a goddamn acne
There
Haiku # 31200, May 31, 2003 5:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Counting the small change
I have decide to go mad
Buy myself some gum
Haiku # 31199, May 31, 2003 5:29 am ET
by William Nippress
Lay in the long grass
Sounds of childhood rushing back
Crickets near my ear
Haiku # 31198, May 31, 2003 5:25 am ET
by William Nippress
it's my bedtime now
so long, i've been far away
i'm back, see you soon
Haiku # 31197, May 31, 2003 5:23 am ET
by oldnasty
Just read the Archives
Hollywood
Haiku # 31196, May 31, 2003 5:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Rock on Brother Nip
Bad haiku is eternal
no one knows how much
Haiku # 31195, May 31, 2003 5:14 am ET
by oldnasty
Happens to me lots
Must remember TROLLS live here
Best to ignore them
Haiku # 31194, May 31, 2003 5:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Hollywood Bonfire
He knew how to spit a ku
fucking miss that guy
Haiku # 31193, May 31, 2003 5:06 am ET
by oldnasty
an imposter eww!
be original you fuck!
use your own damn name!
Haiku # 31192, May 31, 2003 5:04 am ET
by oldnasty
Same subject same style
Used to be original
He
Haiku # 31191, May 31, 2003 5:04 am ET
by William Nippress
maybe I was harsh
ol' nippy has some good taste
haiuku's his canvas
Haiku # 31190, May 31, 2003 5:02 am ET
by oldnasty
Hey Nipppress
Why don
Haiku # 31189, May 31, 2003 5:01 am ET
by oldnasty
Mankind
Haiku # 31188, May 31, 2003 4:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Oh hey, I forgot
This is Nipress' website
not just bad haiku
Haiku # 31187, May 31, 2003 4:59 am ET
by oldnasty
When going nowhere
All the roads will lead you there
But find your way back?
Haiku # 31186, May 31, 2003 4:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Chasing the fast wind
Runs almost out of my reach
My kite soaring high

Haiku # 31185, May 31, 2003 4:50 am ET
by William Nippress
If they could do it
Politicians would tax air
For them, would be free
Haiku # 31184, May 31, 2003 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Told one can live free
Theoretically though
I don
Haiku # 31183, May 31, 2003 4:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Like to take my time
The small challenge of living
Just gets in the way
Haiku # 31182, May 31, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
31174, 31175, 31178, Not mine:
Haiku # 31181, May 31, 2003 4:38 am ET
by William Nippress
going to england soon
gotta see willie nipp
and get married
Haiku # 31180, May 30, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sUp WiT dAt?
ShOw SoMe
ReSpEkK
Haiku # 31179, May 30, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by tUpAc LiL bRoTha of CoMpTon
Tattoo from Fantasy Island is
GOD!
Haiku # 31178, May 30, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by Wiliam Nippress
31143, 31144, 31145, 31148, 31150, 31152, 31162, 31164, Not mine
Haiku #31171, by William Nippress

May 30, 2003 4:52 pm ET
NOW THATS GOOD HAIKU!!!
Haiku # 31177, May 30, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
I will fight you sir SF for the love
and honour of William (not mine)
Nippress
Haiku # 31176, May 30, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by onjaysun
not mine, not mine...Im telling
my mommy! not mine!!
Haiku # 31175, May 30, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by William Nippress of (change my nappy)
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