You lost Vietnam,
Somalia was wipeout
Now watch this space Yuaaaaall

These Hicksville rednecks
Cant write haiku reeeal gooood yuaaaall
Go fuck your sister
(that

Steve Zabadooey, Samhain,
I would say the three stooges
Only not as funny

I am cockney

I smoke the baloney pony when
and wherever possible!

31290, 31291, 31293, not mine

Elvis Is In Prison
Watching Camels Spray Juice
Gifting Fans With Belt Buckles

Broken Dirty Water Falls
Jade Glistens Under Ground
Fish Barking Obscenities

God Is Coming To Town
Replacing
Santa Claus

Torment Lies On Grond
Burning Without Ash
Verbal Abuse

Face to face with God
I

Sheila Newton
Round Rock Texas
Whore

be frank with me bill
is that or isn't that you ?
i guess it's not me

Want some good advice?
Constantly changing synapses
Stops you going senile

Mailed Mainland China
Just to track down what I want
Understand? Doubtful!

Double trouble now
Was only one message
My words came out twice

Time to write little
Enough of childish banter
Grown up things to do

I like to suck dick

pussy cunt stink smell hot nasty
fuck cunt stinky clit cunt lips
smell hot stink

Ben Dover is my friend,
So bend over and let me get
you straight up the ass!!

War on terrorism, war on me,
William the Great Nippress,
I am a turncoat

Double trouble now
Was only one message
My words came out twice

Mailed Mainland China
Just to track down what I want
Understand? Doubtful!

Mailed Mainland China
Just to track down what I want
Understand? Doubtful!

Spent hours at keyboard
Chasing on the Internet
Electrical bits

Want some good advice?
Constantly changing synapses
Stops you going senile

it's not a contest
although it is a challenge
to write bad haiku

i'm sick of cancer
the suspense is killing me
when will i get it ?

Time to write little
Enough of childish banter
Grown up things to do

In six and half years
One thousand seven hundred
Mox, Moxie produced

Add Mox and Moxie
And what have you got unsung
The pretender

Face to face with God
I

Well too be honest
I

Buckle under the weight
Criticisms little weak
I must try harder

the haiku poet
counting upon recounting
his seventeen's worth

you project too much
neither arrogant or hurt
craving amusement

got nothing to say
let me fill your monitor
with irritation

the s-bend of life
clogged with trivial bullshit
go on, take the plunge !

never said i'd leave
hoped you'd start your own website
logoff and blog on

i'm not critical
you're not endlessly waffling
pigs fly like eagles

Daily maintenance of self
so boring and repeditive
No improvements just maintaining

I am unsure what haiku even is
word combinations
like odd patterns in a marble statue

She is beautiful
the girl at the video shop
could be a marketing ploy
I am renting movies i don't want

One with no heart ( me )
Has everything he wish
and all that he desire

One with no heart ( me )
Has everything he wish
and all that he disire

toast and vegemite
when I'm up I'm really up
and then I go down

on this sabbath day
i smear myself with cat shit
as i always do

actually, these guys are
right about me not having a life
and gathering PVC anchors

Dancing waving grass
A mistake to wave at me
Too shy to wave back

I want to see a
different side of the vetrerans
here, then I will abdicate