Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 43 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

i'm sick of cancer
the suspense is killing me
when will i get it ?
Haiku # 31283, June 2, 2003 6:39 am ET
by ash
Time to write little
Enough of childish banter
Grown up things to do
Haiku # 31282, June 2, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress
In six and half years
One thousand seven hundred
Mox, Moxie produced
Haiku # 31281, June 2, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Add Mox and Moxie
And what have you got unsung
The pretender
Haiku # 31280, June 2, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Face to face with God
I
Haiku # 31279, June 2, 2003 2:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Well too be honest
I
Haiku # 31278, June 2, 2003 2:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Buckle under the weight
Criticisms little weak
I must try harder
Haiku # 31277, June 2, 2003 2:36 am ET
by William Nippress
the haiku poet
counting upon recounting
his seventeen's worth
Haiku # 31276, June 1, 2003 10:56 pm ET
by ash
you project too much
neither arrogant or hurt
craving amusement
Haiku # 31275, June 1, 2003 10:51 pm ET
by ash
got nothing to say
let me fill your monitor
with irritation
Haiku # 31274, June 1, 2003 10:48 pm ET
by ash
the s-bend of life
clogged with trivial bullshit
go on, take the plunge !
Haiku # 31273, June 1, 2003 10:47 pm ET
by ash
never said i'd leave
hoped you'd start your own website
logoff and blog on
Haiku # 31272, June 1, 2003 10:45 pm ET
by ash
i'm not critical
you're not endlessly waffling
pigs fly like eagles
Haiku # 31271, June 1, 2003 10:44 pm ET
by ash
Daily maintenance of self
so boring and repeditive
No improvements just maintaining
Haiku # 31270, June 1, 2003 10:33 pm ET
by searle of stable
I am unsure what haiku even is
word combinations
like odd patterns in a marble statue
Haiku # 31269, June 1, 2003 10:24 pm ET
by searle of still got a head ache
She is beautiful
the girl at the video shop
could be a marketing ploy
I am renting movies i don't want
Haiku # 31268, June 1, 2003 10:21 pm ET
by searle of head ache
One with no heart ( me )
Has everything he wish
and all that he desire
Haiku # 31267, June 1, 2003 8:58 pm ET
by Mofeezy
One with no heart ( me )
Has everything he wish
and all that he disire
Haiku # 31266, June 1, 2003 8:58 pm ET
by Mofeezy
toast and vegemite
when I'm up I'm really up
and then I go down
Haiku # 31265, June 1, 2003 3:06 pm ET
by mellie
on this sabbath day
i smear myself with cat shit
as i always do
Haiku # 31264, June 1, 2003 2:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
actually, these guys are
right about me not having a life
and gathering PVC anchors
Haiku # 31263, June 1, 2003 12:41 pm ET
by Mox
Dancing waving grass
A mistake to wave at me
Too shy to wave back
Haiku # 31262, June 1, 2003 12:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
I want to see a
different side of the vetrerans
here, then I will abdicate
Haiku # 31261, June 1, 2003 11:09 am ET
by Mox
all social speheres have
a little give and take, and
some take more, and give

less
Haiku # 31260, June 1, 2003 11:07 am ET
by Mox
they have to defend their
turf, but it is not mine, or theirs
like those endless gang wars

fought over drugs and cracked pavements, and styles, you nigga,
you style smells pretentious, dull
and liberal
Haiku # 31259, June 1, 2003 10:58 am ET
by Mox
there's no soapbox here
just endless opinions on what poetry
fits and what doesn't
but if people want to worship dead
Bushido poets, that's fine...

I'll do my thing anyways...
Haiku # 31258, June 1, 2003 10:56 am ET
by Mox
that ash guy
wouldn't bitch so much
and be so critical if
it didn't get under his skin
a bit...

shows interior character...
kind of, angry, not sure if
arrogant or hurt or what...
Haiku # 31257, June 1, 2003 10:51 am ET
by Moxie
Thought you were leaving?
So just couldn
Haiku # 31256, June 1, 2003 10:37 am ET
by William Nippress
online catharsis
endless odious bullshit
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 31255, June 1, 2003 8:18 am ET
by ash
No name smears poet
Then runs, hides under the stairs
What will they all think?
Haiku # 31254, June 1, 2003 5:36 am ET
by Philosophers R Us
The plain truth
In this world. Only as good
As your last Haiku
Haiku # 31253, June 1, 2003 5:17 am ET
by Philosophers R Us
Stand up be a man
Claim that Haiku for yourself
Or are you too scared
Haiku # 31252, June 1, 2003 5:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Outpourings not great
But self-expression rules here
You should try sometime
(Dedicated to no name)
Haiku # 31251, June 1, 2003 5:01 am ET
by William Nippress
I see another
No name expressed opinion
Chicken shit online
Haiku # 31250, June 1, 2003 4:56 am ET
by Limey
I can
Haiku # 31249, June 1, 2003 4:52 am ET
by Limey
Got one and name too
You too chicken shit for yours?
Get a life yourself
Haiku # 31248, June 1, 2003 4:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Tells west to be friends
So Bush is clever and great
Pisses them all off
Haiku # 31247, June 1, 2003 4:46 am ET
by limey
William Nippress get a
fucking life! Seriously, get
a fucking life now!
Haiku # 31246, June 1, 2003 4:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Blue sky and green earth
Favorite places and colors
That
Haiku # 31245, June 1, 2003 4:04 am ET
by William Nippress
The Newspapers act
As they were first to think that
Well how about that?
Haiku # 31244, June 1, 2003 3:59 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 31243, June 1, 2003 3:57 am ET
by William Nippress
W.M.D. Now stands
Weapons of Mass Deception
Well how about that?
Haiku # 31242, June 1, 2003 3:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Blair
Haiku # 31241, June 1, 2003 3:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Carpet burns on knees
Got them looking for loose change
Have to move fast here
Haiku # 31240, June 1, 2003 3:41 am ET
by William Nippress
Good morning mellie
Nice that your up, have some tea
Some toast to follow?
Haiku # 31239, June 1, 2003 3:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Cracks and crevices
Unmistakable life signs
In life
Haiku # 31238, June 1, 2003 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
get off your soap-box
or do it in badhaiku
express ideas
Haiku # 31237, June 1, 2003 3:31 am ET
by mellie, it's kinda like express checkout Mox
Put out in my name
I don
Haiku # 31236, June 1, 2003 3:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Just who holds the key?
Life
Haiku # 31235, June 1, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Beyond having joke
What
Haiku # 31234, June 1, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress
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