Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 44 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

These Hicksville rednecks
Cant write haiku reeeal gooood yuaaaall
Go fuck your sister
(that
Haiku # 31315, June 2, 2003 1:33 pm ET
by Limey
Steve Zabadooey, Samhain,
I would say the three stooges
Only not as funny
Haiku # 31314, June 2, 2003 1:26 pm ET
by Limey
I am cockney
Haiku # 31313, June 2, 2003 1:25 pm ET
by William (may i have your blood pudding?) Nippress
I smoke the baloney pony when
and wherever possible!
Haiku # 31312, June 2, 2003 1:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
31290, 31291, 31293, not mine
Haiku # 31311, June 2, 2003 1:16 pm ET
by William Nippress
Elvis Is In Prison
Watching Camels Spray Juice
Gifting Fans With Belt Buckles
Haiku # 31308, June 2, 2003 11:17 am ET
by samhain
Broken Dirty Water Falls
Jade Glistens Under Ground
Fish Barking Obscenities
Haiku # 31306, June 2, 2003 11:14 am ET
by samhain
God Is Coming To Town
Replacing
Santa Claus
Haiku # 31302, June 2, 2003 11:09 am ET
by samhain
Torment Lies On Grond
Burning Without Ash
Verbal Abuse
Haiku # 31301, June 2, 2003 11:08 am ET
by sahmahin
Face to face with God
I
Haiku # 31300, June 2, 2003 11:07 am ET
by Frank Nippresson-Williams
Sheila Newton
Round Rock Texas
Whore
Haiku # 31299, June 2, 2003 8:37 am ET
by Steve
be frank with me bill
is that or isn't that you ?
i guess it's not me
Haiku # 31298, June 2, 2003 8:37 am ET
by ash
Want some good advice?
Constantly changing synapses
Stops you going senile
Haiku # 31297, June 2, 2003 8:36 am ET
by Frank Riperson
Mailed Mainland China
Just to track down what I want
Understand? Doubtful!
Haiku # 31296, June 2, 2003 8:29 am ET
by Frank Halverson
Double trouble now
Was only one message
My words came out twice
Haiku # 31295, June 2, 2003 8:29 am ET
by Frank Harrison
Time to write little
Enough of childish banter
Grown up things to do
Haiku # 31294, June 2, 2003 8:28 am ET
by Frank Williams
I like to suck dick
Haiku # 31293, June 2, 2003 8:28 am ET
by William Nippress
pussy cunt stink smell hot nasty
fuck cunt stinky clit cunt lips
smell hot stink
Haiku # 31292, June 2, 2003 8:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ben Dover is my friend,
So bend over and let me get
you straight up the ass!!
Haiku # 31291, June 2, 2003 8:20 am ET
by William Nippress of I love SF's booty
War on terrorism, war on me,
William the Great Nippress,
I am a turncoat
Haiku # 31290, June 2, 2003 8:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Double trouble now
Was only one message
My words came out twice
Haiku # 31289, June 2, 2003 7:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Mailed Mainland China
Just to track down what I want
Understand? Doubtful!
Haiku # 31288, June 2, 2003 7:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Mailed Mainland China
Just to track down what I want
Understand? Doubtful!
Haiku # 31287, June 2, 2003 7:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Spent hours at keyboard
Chasing on the Internet
Electrical bits
Haiku # 31286, June 2, 2003 7:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Want some good advice?
Constantly changing synapses
Stops you going senile
Haiku # 31285, June 2, 2003 7:27 am ET
by William Nippress
it's not a contest
although it is a challenge
to write bad haiku
Haiku # 31284, June 2, 2003 6:58 am ET
by ash
i'm sick of cancer
the suspense is killing me
when will i get it ?
Haiku # 31283, June 2, 2003 6:39 am ET
by ash
Time to write little
Enough of childish banter
Grown up things to do
Haiku # 31282, June 2, 2003 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress
In six and half years
One thousand seven hundred
Mox, Moxie produced
Haiku # 31281, June 2, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Add Mox and Moxie
And what have you got unsung
The pretender
Haiku # 31280, June 2, 2003 3:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Face to face with God
I
Haiku # 31279, June 2, 2003 2:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Well too be honest
I
Haiku # 31278, June 2, 2003 2:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Buckle under the weight
Criticisms little weak
I must try harder
Haiku # 31277, June 2, 2003 2:36 am ET
by William Nippress
the haiku poet
counting upon recounting
his seventeen's worth
Haiku # 31276, June 1, 2003 10:56 pm ET
by ash
you project too much
neither arrogant or hurt
craving amusement
Haiku # 31275, June 1, 2003 10:51 pm ET
by ash
got nothing to say
let me fill your monitor
with irritation
Haiku # 31274, June 1, 2003 10:48 pm ET
by ash
the s-bend of life
clogged with trivial bullshit
go on, take the plunge !
Haiku # 31273, June 1, 2003 10:47 pm ET
by ash
never said i'd leave
hoped you'd start your own website
logoff and blog on
Haiku # 31272, June 1, 2003 10:45 pm ET
by ash
i'm not critical
you're not endlessly waffling
pigs fly like eagles
Haiku # 31271, June 1, 2003 10:44 pm ET
by ash
Daily maintenance of self
so boring and repeditive
No improvements just maintaining
Haiku # 31270, June 1, 2003 10:33 pm ET
by searle of stable
I am unsure what haiku even is
word combinations
like odd patterns in a marble statue
Haiku # 31269, June 1, 2003 10:24 pm ET
by searle of still got a head ache
She is beautiful
the girl at the video shop
could be a marketing ploy
I am renting movies i don't want
Haiku # 31268, June 1, 2003 10:21 pm ET
by searle of head ache
One with no heart ( me )
Has everything he wish
and all that he desire
Haiku # 31267, June 1, 2003 8:58 pm ET
by Mofeezy
One with no heart ( me )
Has everything he wish
and all that he disire
Haiku # 31266, June 1, 2003 8:58 pm ET
by Mofeezy
toast and vegemite
when I'm up I'm really up
and then I go down
Haiku # 31265, June 1, 2003 3:06 pm ET
by mellie
on this sabbath day
i smear myself with cat shit
as i always do
Haiku # 31264, June 1, 2003 2:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
actually, these guys are
right about me not having a life
and gathering PVC anchors
Haiku # 31263, June 1, 2003 12:41 pm ET
by Mox
Dancing waving grass
A mistake to wave at me
Too shy to wave back
Haiku # 31262, June 1, 2003 12:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
I want to see a
different side of the vetrerans
here, then I will abdicate
Haiku # 31261, June 1, 2003 11:09 am ET
by Mox
all social speheres have
a little give and take, and
some take more, and give

less
Haiku # 31260, June 1, 2003 11:07 am ET
by Mox
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