Cracked a joke at them
Took control of them simply
Made them laugh out loud
by William Nippress
Felt like a stranger
Locals quiet as I walk in
Like Mary Celeste
by William Nippress
Sixteenth century
Village of Fingest by name
Pubs great atmosphere
by William Nippress
Sit outside a pub
A garden full of flowers
A pint of cold beer
by William Nippress
Last thing we expected
Driving down a country lane
Herd of red deer
by William Nippress
31313, 31335, 31341, not mine:
by William Nippress
eternal suck-fest
how deplorable are you
let me count the ways
by sexually frustrated
Write the book and stop wasting time asking questions that don't matter until you have written it.
By PButler
Good free advice from a stranger.
by searle of looking for meaning
Doing her on the rag
pulled out before climax
Blood clot on my knob gave me butterflies
by searle of memory lane
when everything fails
fall back on your psychosis
my bread and butter
by sexually frustrated
got fired from school
i have now learned my lesson
kids are off limits
by sexually frustrated
i have syphilis
i also drive ice cream trucks
don't eat the ice cream
by William Nippress
i have syphilis
i also drive ice cream trucks
don't eat the ice cream
by sexually frustrated
i'm a proud sadist
she's a die-hard masochist
true love does exist
by sexually frustrated
hitler was kinky
eva would crap on his head
a little known fact
by sexually frustrated
she won't do anal
so i piss in her canal
exacting revenge
by sexually frustrated
Nippress
Nipress
Nipres
Nippres
Nipprress
Niprress
Niprres
by Anonymous Poet
"Willlmaaaaaaaaa!!"
Fred Flinstone, 1968
by William Nippress
i climb the plateau
her protruding pudenda
i conquer with ease
by sexually frustrated
Limey = SF
William Nippress = Ash
onjaysun = SF
by Anonymous Poet
I really am SF, I also like
buggering children
by Limey
she's dry as a bone
saliva and vaseline
equally useless
by sexually frustrated
Oh england....how pitiful you are,
what a stanky place to live,
europeans smell of sewar water
and bad beer
by Anonymous Poet
LIMEY = SF
by Anonymous Poet
gurgling semen
a remedy for sore throats
i give it a shot
by sexually frustrated
breaking the hymen
the smell of blood in my nose
thrust even harder
by sexually frustrated
they ran out of brains
i got a big cock instead
no need to complain
by sexually frustrated
it's time to unite
vulgarians of the world
we shall rule them all
by sexually frustrated
Bush shakes a french hand
"but Mommmm!...they give up easy
and they smell of cheese!"
by onjaysun (Dubya excused himself to make a Oui-Oui)
Small world, small people
Even smaller intellect
You
by Limey
Welcome back son
How did the electrotherapy go?
Blue sparks out your mouth?
by Love you SF, Dad
the same underwear
i have worn for two weeks now
they're a part of me
by sexually frustrated (literally)
Your lovers your aunt
Your nephews your grandchild
You will fuck him soon
by Limey
picking on nippress
has the novelty worn off
maybe maybe not
by sexually frustrated
Farther to your sister
Your mums glad you killed father
Your brothers your son
by Limey
You lost Vietnam,
Somalia was wipeout
Now watch this space Yuaaaaall
by Limey
These Hicksville rednecks
Cant write haiku reeeal gooood yuaaaall
Go fuck your sister
(that
by Limey
Steve Zabadooey, Samhain,
I would say the three stooges
Only not as funny
by Limey
I am cockney
by William (may i have your blood pudding?) Nippress
I smoke the baloney pony when
and wherever possible!
by sexually frustrated
31290, 31291, 31293, not mine
by William Nippress
Elvis Is In Prison
Watching Camels Spray Juice
Gifting Fans With Belt Buckles
by samhain
Broken Dirty Water Falls
Jade Glistens Under Ground
Fish Barking Obscenities
by samhain
God Is Coming To Town
Replacing
Santa Claus
by samhain
Torment Lies On Grond
Burning Without Ash
Verbal Abuse
by sahmahin
Face to face with God
I
by Frank Nippresson-Williams
Sheila Newton
Round Rock Texas
Whore
by Steve
be frank with me bill
is that or isn't that you ?
i guess it's not me
by ash
Want some good advice?
Constantly changing synapses
Stops you going senile
by Frank Riperson
