Eat out of my hand
People succers for laughter
Not much to go round

Cracked a joke at them
Took control of them simply
Made them laugh out loud

Felt like a stranger
Locals quiet as I walk in
Like Mary Celeste

Sixteenth century
Village of Fingest by name
Pubs great atmosphere

Sit outside a pub
A garden full of flowers
A pint of cold beer

Last thing we expected
Driving down a country lane
Herd of red deer

31313, 31335, 31341, not mine:

eternal suck-fest
how deplorable are you
let me count the ways

Write the book and stop wasting time asking questions that don't matter until you have written it.
By PButler
Good free advice from a stranger.

Doing her on the rag
pulled out before climax
Blood clot on my knob gave me butterflies

when everything fails
fall back on your psychosis
my bread and butter

got fired from school
i have now learned my lesson
kids are off limits

i have syphilis
i also drive ice cream trucks
don't eat the ice cream

i have syphilis
i also drive ice cream trucks
don't eat the ice cream

i'm a proud sadist
she's a die-hard masochist
true love does exist

hitler was kinky
eva would crap on his head
a little known fact

she won't do anal
so i piss in her canal
exacting revenge

Nippress
Nipress
Nipres
Nippres
Nipprress
Niprress
Niprres

"Willlmaaaaaaaaa!!"

Fred Flinstone, 1968

i climb the plateau
her protruding pudenda
i conquer with ease

Limey = SF
William Nippress = Ash
onjaysun = SF

I really am SF, I also like
buggering children

she's dry as a bone
saliva and vaseline
equally useless

Oh england....how pitiful you are,
what a stanky place to live,
europeans smell of sewar water
and bad beer

LIMEY = SF

gurgling semen
a remedy for sore throats
i give it a shot

breaking the hymen
the smell of blood in my nose
thrust even harder

they ran out of brains
i got a big cock instead
no need to complain

it's time to unite
vulgarians of the world
we shall rule them all

Bush shakes a french hand
"but Mommmm!...they give up easy
and they smell of cheese!"

So what

Small world, small people
Even smaller intellect
You

Welcome back son
How did the electrotherapy go?
Blue sparks out your mouth?

the same underwear
i have worn for two weeks now
they're a part of me

Your lovers your aunt
Your nephews your grandchild
You will fuck him soon

picking on nippress
has the novelty worn off
maybe maybe not

Farther to your sister
Your mums glad you killed father
Your brothers your son

You lost Vietnam,
Somalia was wipeout
Now watch this space Yuaaaaall

These Hicksville rednecks
Cant write haiku reeeal gooood yuaaaall
Go fuck your sister
(that

Steve Zabadooey, Samhain,
I would say the three stooges
Only not as funny

I am cockney

I smoke the baloney pony when
and wherever possible!

31290, 31291, 31293, not mine

Elvis Is In Prison
Watching Camels Spray Juice
Gifting Fans With Belt Buckles

Broken Dirty Water Falls
Jade Glistens Under Ground
Fish Barking Obscenities

God Is Coming To Town
Replacing
Santa Claus

Torment Lies On Grond
Burning Without Ash
Verbal Abuse

Face to face with God
I

Sheila Newton
Round Rock Texas
Whore

be frank with me bill
is that or isn't that you ?
i guess it's not me