Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 47 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

too white to be black
and much too black to be white
everyone shuns me
Haiku # 31508, June 3, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (this is turning into one of my therapy sessions)
i'm an uncle tom
kind of like bryant gumbel
i wish i were white
Haiku # 31507, June 3, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i hate niggers, that's why i hate myself. there it is, all out in the open now.)
What yo talking about
Yo dady was tad off white
Yo not that black son
Haiku # 31506, June 3, 2003 5:17 pm ET
by Love you SF, Dad
counting must be hard
stick to monosyllables
until you grow up
Haiku # 31502, June 3, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
insults make me strong
you should realize that by now
give me all you got
Haiku # 31500, June 3, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Fuck you fuck the flag
You American Bastards
Fuck you all
Haiku # 31499, June 3, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
gee, who's failing now?
but you guys are used to that
your only art form
Haiku # 31498, June 3, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
You puce pimpled pimp
You stop insulting our flag
Fuck off out of my country
Haiku # 31497, June 3, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by Carley
carley and limey
indistinguishable crap
birds of a feather....
Haiku # 31496, June 3, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
nerdy to the core
sporting pocket protectors
and pimpin the hos
Haiku # 31495, June 3, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Hey you sad fuckface
Go back to England wherever
To where you bellong
Haiku # 31494, June 3, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by Carley
What the hell is this
This sexually frustrated
He writes like a nerd
Haiku # 31493, June 3, 2003 4:38 pm ET
by Carley
why won't he return
paging through the thesaurus
to make his come back
Haiku # 31492, June 3, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (okay, i'll wait, but it better be good)
It will all end badly
Mark my words it will be sad
SF is losing

Haiku # 31491, June 3, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by Philosophers R Us
i'm clearly outmatched
limey got the best of me
how do i go on
Haiku # 31490, June 3, 2003 4:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
"My dad can beat up your dad"
Sexually Frustrated - 2003
Haiku # 31489, June 3, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by onjaysun
That
Haiku # 31488, June 3, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by Love you SF, Dad
i dressed up as batman, SF as
robin, we fell asleep in each others
arms
Haiku # 31487, June 3, 2003 4:27 pm ET
by William Nippress
when the sun goes down and
the queen comes out to play polo
we can throw rocks at her
Haiku # 31486, June 3, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by Limey
(singing) "New York...Newww York!
Haiku # 31485, June 3, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
are you out of breath
you shouldn't fold so quickly
but it's in your blood
Haiku # 31484, June 3, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
When you
Haiku # 31483, June 3, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by Limey
Pain Is Often Better
When Dealt Out
By Female Hands
Haiku # 31482, June 3, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by samhain
Limey is a cockney bloke from the
wes end of London. He has bad
teeth and smells of garbage
Haiku # 31481, June 3, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by William Nippress
God Bless William Nippress
notmenotmenotmenotmenotmenot
Haiku # 31480, June 3, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what class would that be
i am awfully confused
teach me o master
Haiku # 31479, June 3, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
God Bless America
Haiku # 31478, June 3, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by Limey
that's original
fifty others have said that
you must be new here
Haiku # 31476, June 3, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Told you I
Haiku # 31475, June 3, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by Limey
Wise, huge apples set.
Good heat sings for white heat walks.
The duets return.
Haiku # 31474, June 3, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
like the japanese
i appropriate language
and make it better
Haiku # 31473, June 3, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (you eurotrash must lag behind, sorry)
I showed my dick once
She said its like a real dick
only much smaller
Haiku # 31472, June 3, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
what more can you say
delving into my archives
for material
Haiku # 31471, June 3, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (keep it coming)
everything you've said
i have spoken long before
how much can you hack?
Haiku # 31470, June 3, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (wow, you've definitely got the goods on me, bravo.)
Only had crap jobs
That was fourteen years ago
Now give me money
Haiku # 31469, June 3, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
women love us yanks
why? because we're masculine
we have bigger cocks
Haiku # 31468, June 3, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (as if you didn't know)
It
Haiku # 31467, June 3, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I stamp on the flag
I see fat Americans
Fat bloated faces
Haiku # 31466, June 3, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
wimpy eurotrash
only a matter of time
before we crush you
Haiku # 31464, June 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the fifty first state, that doesn't sound too bad, does it frenchy?)
an american
who idolizes hitler
as crass as they come
Haiku # 31463, June 3, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
puppy dawgs, cotton
candy, kittys, little house
and smurphy good thoughts
Haiku # 31461, June 3, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by onjaysun (gotta cleanse that haiku palate)
here's my suggestion
more of me and less of you
that'll improve things
Haiku # 31459, June 3, 2003 3:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm a socialist
you shall not own anything
not even your name
Haiku # 31458, June 3, 2003 3:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
even if you're real
which i definitely doubt
why do what you do?
Haiku # 31457, June 3, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
my work is done here
was there a reason for this
none whatsoever
Haiku # 31456, June 3, 2003 2:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm the best of all
my talent is plain as day
no further comment
Haiku # 31455, June 3, 2003 2:38 pm ET
by ash
i'm nonsensical
i'll be readable some day
you'll just have to wait
Haiku # 31454, June 3, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by samhain
i'll come in your house
and show hospitality
but i'll never leave
Haiku # 31452, June 3, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
what is my problem
can someone figure me out
please, i am lonely
Haiku # 31451, June 3, 2003 2:24 pm ET
by Limey
SF licks ball juice
Haiku # 31449, June 3, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
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