Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
It will all end badly
Mark my words it will be sad
SF is losing

Haiku # 31491 June 3, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by Philosophers R Us
i'm clearly outmatched
limey got the best of me
how do i go on
Haiku # 31490 June 3, 2003 4:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
"My dad can beat up your dad"
Sexually Frustrated - 2003
Haiku # 31489 June 3, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by onjaysun
That
Haiku # 31488 June 3, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by Love you SF, Dad
i dressed up as batman, SF as
robin, we fell asleep in each others
arms
Haiku # 31487 June 3, 2003 4:27 pm ET
by William Nippress
when the sun goes down and
the queen comes out to play polo
we can throw rocks at her
Haiku # 31486 June 3, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by Limey
(singing) "New York...Newww York!
Haiku # 31485 June 3, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
are you out of breath
you shouldn't fold so quickly
but it's in your blood
Haiku # 31484 June 3, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
When you
Haiku # 31483 June 3, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by Limey
Pain Is Often Better
When Dealt Out
By Female Hands
Haiku # 31482 June 3, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by samhain
Limey is a cockney bloke from the
wes end of London. He has bad
teeth and smells of garbage
Haiku # 31481 June 3, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by William Nippress
God Bless William Nippress
notmenotmenotmenotmenotmenot
Haiku # 31480 June 3, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what class would that be
i am awfully confused
teach me o master
Haiku # 31479 June 3, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
God Bless America
Haiku # 31478 June 3, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by Limey
that's original
fifty others have said that
you must be new here
Haiku # 31476 June 3, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Told you I
Haiku # 31475 June 3, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by Limey
Wise, huge apples set.
Good heat sings for white heat walks.
The duets return.
Haiku # 31474 June 3, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
like the japanese
i appropriate language
and make it better
Haiku # 31473 June 3, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (you eurotrash must lag behind, sorry)
I showed my dick once
She said its like a real dick
only much smaller
Haiku # 31472 June 3, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
what more can you say
delving into my archives
for material
Haiku # 31471 June 3, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (keep it coming)
everything you've said
i have spoken long before
how much can you hack?
Haiku # 31470 June 3, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (wow, you've definitely got the goods on me, bravo.)
Only had crap jobs
That was fourteen years ago
Now give me money
Haiku # 31469 June 3, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
women love us yanks
why? because we're masculine
we have bigger cocks
Haiku # 31468 June 3, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (as if you didn't know)
It
Haiku # 31467 June 3, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I stamp on the flag
I see fat Americans
Fat bloated faces
Haiku # 31466 June 3, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
wimpy eurotrash
only a matter of time
before we crush you
Haiku # 31464 June 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the fifty first state, that doesn't sound too bad, does it frenchy?)
an american
who idolizes hitler
as crass as they come
Haiku # 31463 June 3, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
puppy dawgs, cotton
candy, kittys, little house
and smurphy good thoughts
Haiku # 31461 June 3, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by onjaysun (gotta cleanse that haiku palate)
here's my suggestion
more of me and less of you
that'll improve things
Haiku # 31459 June 3, 2003 3:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm a socialist
you shall not own anything
not even your name
Haiku # 31458 June 3, 2003 3:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
even if you're real
which i definitely doubt
why do what you do?
Haiku # 31457 June 3, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
my work is done here
was there a reason for this
none whatsoever
Haiku # 31456 June 3, 2003 2:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm the best of all
my talent is plain as day
no further comment
Haiku # 31455 June 3, 2003 2:38 pm ET
by ash
i'm nonsensical
i'll be readable some day
you'll just have to wait
Haiku # 31454 June 3, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by samhain
i'll come in your house
and show hospitality
but i'll never leave
Haiku # 31452 June 3, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
what is my problem
can someone figure me out
please, i am lonely
Haiku # 31451 June 3, 2003 2:24 pm ET
by Limey
SF licks ball juice
Haiku # 31449 June 3, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
I am nothing more than a cunt
stain on the sidewalk of life
please shoot me
Haiku # 31448 June 3, 2003 1:36 pm ET
by Limey
Get me up the ass so I can
reproduce!
Haiku # 31447 June 3, 2003 1:26 pm ET
by William SF Nippress
Redly, landscapes play.
Delicate leaden hairs sing.
Armadas walk.
Haiku # 31446 June 3, 2003 1:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Knights kindly scold breasts.
Tall eyes falsely splash petals.
The pianos clash.
Haiku # 31444 June 3, 2003 1:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
31435 not mine:
Haiku # 31438 June 3, 2003 12:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
31401, 31402, 31425, 31426, 31429, 31430, 31434, not mine:
Haiku # 31437 June 3, 2003 12:08 pm ET
by William Nippress
SF singing: "Won't you marry me
Biiiiiiiilllllllll!! Hey, that is funny!!
I am quite the prankster!!
Haiku # 31435 June 3, 2003 11:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Kiss My ASH! Yayyy mee! I made
a funny!
Haiku # 31434 June 3, 2003 11:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Arbitration Is For Losers
Who Can Not Decide For
Themselves, Who To Kill
Haiku # 31433 June 3, 2003 11:16 am ET
by samhain
Jesus Arrived In Iraq And
With Disgust On His Face
Left For Washington
Haiku # 31431 June 3, 2003 11:13 am ET
by samhain
We Europeans can do whatever we
want. We are very cosmopolitan.
We can be gay, goth, straight, punk
or whatever, and no matter what
it is ok because we are European.
Haiku # 31430 June 3, 2003 11:12 am ET
by William Nippress
I challenge anyone here to a
fight! Bring it on! Especially all
of you American Trash!!
Haiku # 31429 June 3, 2003 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Jesus Left Chicago Heading For
Iraq. "They certainly need
a little help", He Said
Haiku # 31428 June 3, 2003 11:10 am ET
by samhain