Yo mummer tol me not to give yo no lernin
But Isz been done stupid like you son

so i hate hip hop
and love rock and roll music
they all laugh at me

Yo stop talking this made up speakin
Ebonic, tit taint real son
Come back to the shack

too white to be black
and much too black to be white
everyone shuns me

i'm an uncle tom
kind of like bryant gumbel
i wish i were white

What yo talking about
Yo dady was tad off white
Yo not that black son

counting must be hard
stick to monosyllables
until you grow up

insults make me strong
you should realize that by now
give me all you got

Fuck you fuck the flag
You American Bastards
Fuck you all

gee, who's failing now?
but you guys are used to that
your only art form

You puce pimpled pimp
You stop insulting our flag
Fuck off out of my country

carley and limey
indistinguishable crap
birds of a feather....

nerdy to the core
sporting pocket protectors
and pimpin the hos

Hey you sad fuckface
Go back to England wherever
To where you bellong

What the hell is this
This sexually frustrated
He writes like a nerd

why won't he return
paging through the thesaurus
to make his come back

It will all end badly
Mark my words it will be sad
SF is losing

i'm clearly outmatched
limey got the best of me
how do i go on

"My dad can beat up your dad"
Sexually Frustrated - 2003

That

i dressed up as batman, SF as
robin, we fell asleep in each others
arms

when the sun goes down and
the queen comes out to play polo
we can throw rocks at her

(singing) "New York...Newww York!

are you out of breath
you shouldn't fold so quickly
but it's in your blood

When you

Pain Is Often Better
When Dealt Out
By Female Hands

Limey is a cockney bloke from the
wes end of London. He has bad
teeth and smells of garbage

God Bless William Nippress
notmenotmenotmenotmenotmenot

what class would that be
i am awfully confused
teach me o master

God Bless America

that's original
fifty others have said that
you must be new here

Told you I

Wise, huge apples set.
Good heat sings for white heat walks.
The duets return.

like the japanese
i appropriate language
and make it better

I showed my dick once
She said its like a real dick
only much smaller

what more can you say
delving into my archives
for material

everything you've said
i have spoken long before
how much can you hack?

Only had crap jobs
That was fourteen years ago
Now give me money

women love us yanks
why? because we're masculine
we have bigger cocks

It

I stamp on the flag
I see fat Americans
Fat bloated faces

wimpy eurotrash
only a matter of time
before we crush you

an american
who idolizes hitler
as crass as they come

puppy dawgs, cotton
candy, kittys, little house
and smurphy good thoughts

here's my suggestion
more of me and less of you
that'll improve things

i'm a socialist
you shall not own anything
not even your name

even if you're real
which i definitely doubt
why do what you do?

my work is done here
was there a reason for this
none whatsoever

i'm the best of all
my talent is plain as day
no further comment

i'm nonsensical
i'll be readable some day
you'll just have to wait