zibba zabba zippy wonka,
wibba wabba wally bonka,
stonka dubie donka plonka
by sexually frustrated
the final frontier
close your eyes and meditate
do you see it now?
by sexually frustrated
i must keep in step
it is fruitless to complain
just keep on dancing
by sexually frustrated
pretty little bee
sunflower concupiscence
nature's own porno
by sexually frustrated
a busy routine
but i always take time out
for crappy haiku
by sexually frustrated
i say what i say
no matter how it comes out
so please bear with me
by sexually frustrated
mangled sentences
the sound of harsh consonants
no poet am i
by sexually frustrated (nope, much too morbid to be pretty)
buddha gets grounded
no nirvana for a week
unless you behave
by sexually frustrated (the real ubermensche, a student's still in his jewish "resentiment" phase)
this is not a phase
for a cynic like myself
there's nowhere to go
by sexually frustrated
I screwed my mother
But my father complained, he
Told me he had Aids
by Sexually Frustrated of You offered, I attempted, Unternarr mit Senf
daddy got layed off
it's a fact of modern life
you're expendable
by sexually frustrated
i'm still not convinced
that pain is an illusion
for it's all too real
by sexually frustrated (if you use my screen name at least mak it fun jackass)
the music of tool
a sonic revelation
glorious mind-fuck
by sexually frustrated (spiral out)
I'm off to DC
gnome and me to see Dubba,
gotz 'splainin' to do
by onjaysun (tax cuts go to who?)
Ich brauche Asda
Zu meine billige Essen
Kaufen mit mein Geld
by A Student of I know that wasn't a proper haiku but hey, I'm drunk and I spell better than when sober, Narren
Six pints in two hours
Makes your Sri Lankan friends think
That you may be drunk
by A Student of But they are fools, anyway
Aber Deutsch ist gut
Die Frau ist nicht so gut und
Ich bin am besten
by A Student of Despite the fact that I was rubbish at the start of the year I rule now
Being a student
I have just consumed a vast
Amount of beer, fool
by A Student of No more coursework for me, but hey, I didn't do all that the bastards (lecturers) set, anyway
If you want to know
what god thinks about, just ask
a politician
by William Nippress
Not cream. Scum floats to
the top. Take a look at the
world through doubtful eyes
by William Nippress
Caban yabou sabpeak thabis
by William Nippress
Haven
by William Nippress
Anca uoya eakspa ackba langsa
by William Nippress
Otway iddway uoya asay
by William Nippress
I am Sasquatch,
I am Big Foot
I eat Pigs Feet
by sexually frustrated
uckfay ouyay
ump change ay yayy
oopy yayy
ucky oopay
doobie ball huay
chuky haaay
hoopy dooby
by sexually (anal) frustrated
Sometimes simple things
Give the most pleasure. That
by William Nippress
My dog love car rides
Stands looking out the window
Keeps on watching me
by William Nippress
I will suck ur dick for a dollah,
good golly mr. molly,lick u ball
face
by sexually frustrated
Dog watches my every move
With my car keys in my hand
We race to the door
by William Nippress
Dirty pussy, whores and cunts,
Stinking like blue cheese, sitting
on my face, squirming
by sexually frustrated
Recent rain puddle
Warm to the touch by the sun
School days memory
by William Nippress
Wet grass clings to shoes
As I walk from the parked car
Childhood memories
by William Nippress
Small bird looking at me
He sees not me, food his quest
Through the window pane
by William Nippress
Rain hammers the roof
Playing tune as old as time
Comforting memory
by William Nippress
very good, ap, the
world is full of evil and
soon you will be Mox
by Mox of evil is as evil does
SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED,
DEAD OR ALIVE???? HA, HAAAA,
HO, HO,HEEEE,HAAAAAA, HEEEE
HAAAAA, HAAAAAAAA!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
JIMMY ''JJ'' WALKER,
DEAD OR ALIVE????
by Anonymous Poet
ARNALD HORSHACK -
DEAD OR ALIVE????
by Anonymous Poet
FAT ALBERT....DEAD OR ALIVE??
by Anonymous Poet
Eating a turkey sandwich,
munching pretzels, drink coffee.
This is break time for me.
by Anna Lagua of San Fran
sf inna car
hos inna bar
stop the war
by suppress inpress
stinky balls in my face
make me wanna mastabate
large and sweaty up my ass
life is good, i hope this lasts
by sexually frustrated
then again i find
that people usually tend to
shine at 'the' x'pense
by jerm
Yes I know it
by sexualy frustrated
truly i cannot
spell for the life of me as
i delve in the groove
by jerm
time is unlike a
once blinding miget porn groove
it must be delight
by jerm
Rain sweeps across moor
Heathcliff cries out for Cathy
From novel I wrote
by sexually frustrated
you can submit your
filthy rocket queen as i
tear my jacobs off
by jeremy of around
But oh no, you just
had to write these Bad Haiku
by William Nippress
