Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 344 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

uckfay ouyay
ump change ay yayy
oopy yayy
ucky oopay
doobie ball huay
chuky haaay
hoopy dooby
Haiku # 29960, May 2, 2003 1:30 pm ET
by sexually (anal) frustrated
Sometimes simple things
Give the most pleasure. That
Haiku # 29959, May 2, 2003 1:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
My dog love car rides
Stands looking out the window
Keeps on watching me
Haiku # 29958, May 2, 2003 1:26 pm ET
by William Nippress
I will suck ur dick for a dollah,
good golly mr. molly,lick u ball
face
Haiku # 29957, May 2, 2003 1:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Dog watches my every move
With my car keys in my hand
We race to the door
Haiku # 29956, May 2, 2003 1:22 pm ET
by William Nippress
Dirty pussy, whores and cunts,
Stinking like blue cheese, sitting
on my face, squirming
Haiku # 29955, May 2, 2003 1:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Recent rain puddle
Warm to the touch by the sun
School days memory
Haiku # 29954, May 2, 2003 1:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
Wet grass clings to shoes
As I walk from the parked car
Childhood memories
Haiku # 29953, May 2, 2003 1:14 pm ET
by William Nippress
Small bird looking at me
He sees not me, food his quest
Through the window pane
Haiku # 29952, May 2, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
Rain hammers the roof
Playing tune as old as time
Comforting memory
Haiku # 29951, May 2, 2003 1:05 pm ET
by William Nippress
very good, ap, the
world is full of evil and
soon you will be Mox
Haiku # 29950, May 2, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by Mox of evil is as evil does
SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED,
DEAD OR ALIVE???? HA, HAAAA,
HO, HO,HEEEE,HAAAAAA, HEEEE
HAAAAA, HAAAAAAAA!!!!
Haiku # 29949, May 2, 2003 11:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
JIMMY ''JJ'' WALKER,
DEAD OR ALIVE????
Haiku # 29948, May 2, 2003 11:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ARNALD HORSHACK -
DEAD OR ALIVE????
Haiku # 29947, May 2, 2003 11:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
FAT ALBERT....DEAD OR ALIVE??
Haiku # 29946, May 2, 2003 11:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Eating a turkey sandwich,
munching pretzels, drink coffee.
This is break time for me.
Haiku # 29945, May 2, 2003 11:05 am ET
by Anna Lagua of San Fran
sf inna car
hos inna bar
stop the war
Haiku # 29944, May 2, 2003 11:03 am ET
by suppress inpress
stinky balls in my face
make me wanna mastabate
large and sweaty up my ass
life is good, i hope this lasts
Haiku # 29943, May 2, 2003 8:36 am ET
by sexually frustrated
then again i find
that people usually tend to
shine at 'the' x'pense
Haiku # 29942, May 2, 2003 3:03 am ET
by jerm
Yes I know it
Haiku # 29941, May 2, 2003 3:00 am ET
by sexualy frustrated
truly i cannot
spell for the life of me as
i delve in the groove
Haiku # 29940, May 2, 2003 2:57 am ET
by jerm
time is unlike a
once blinding miget porn groove
it must be delight
Haiku # 29939, May 2, 2003 2:56 am ET
by jerm
Rain sweeps across moor
Heathcliff cries out for Cathy
From novel I wrote
Haiku # 29938, May 2, 2003 2:52 am ET
by sexually frustrated
you can submit your
filthy rocket queen as i
tear my jacobs off
Haiku # 29937, May 2, 2003 2:50 am ET
by jeremy of around
But oh no, you just
had to write these Bad Haiku
Haiku # 29936, May 2, 2003 2:47 am ET
by William Nippress
If you had only
concentrated on your world
domination plans
Haiku # 29935, May 2, 2003 2:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Which will be filled by
people with less talent but
better strategies
Haiku # 29934, May 2, 2003 2:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Too late, you missed your
Chance, for now there
Haiku # 29933, May 2, 2003 2:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Far better to move
swiftly and take over the
world now while you can
Haiku # 29932, May 2, 2003 2:35 am ET
by William Nippress
They
Haiku # 29931, May 2, 2003 2:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Weird rout to power
SF Undermining his
own strange powerbase
Haiku # 29930, May 2, 2003 2:34 am ET
by William Nippress
tweeking is the word
scratching my scabs till i'm raw
for the fun of it
Haiku # 29929, May 1, 2003 6:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
someone shut me up
take crystal meth for head aches
you're in for a ride
Haiku # 29928, May 1, 2003 6:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Just think like this then
The more german I write now
The better I get
When I visit there
In two years time for a year
I'll pull more women
Haiku # 29927, May 1, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by A Student of Oral, you say? Although the chances of that will still be atrociously slim.
Unternarr mit Senf
Keine Schokolade und
Viel Kinderso
Haiku # 29926, May 1, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by A Student of Du hast Haiku geschlachtet
and this is my life
i would force it on no one
it would be too cruel
Haiku # 29925, May 1, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
which is more painless
marriage kids and minivans
or an open vein
Haiku # 29924, May 1, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
unlike most straight males
i blow my load instantly
and proud of it too
Haiku # 29923, May 1, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
why fake orgasms
i don't care if she has one
it's all about me
Haiku # 29922, May 1, 2003 4:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i agree with you
vanilla coca cola
does taste like semen
Haiku # 29921, May 1, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
my room is a mess
a model of entropy
but that is nature
Haiku # 29920, May 1, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
because death is death
a coffin would be needless
the ditch will do fine
Haiku # 29919, May 1, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (no funeral)
an awful language
full of spit and choking sounds
butchers all haiku
Haiku # 29918, May 1, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a teutonic plague
abandon your beastly words
before i thrash you
Haiku # 29917, May 1, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Nein nein nein nein nein
Ich sto
Haiku # 29916, May 1, 2003 3:50 pm ET
by A Student of Damn you, similar english spellings
Ich sto
Haiku # 29915, May 1, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by A Student of Ich, der Meisterstoßer, niederstoßen Sie
tireless nipples
drinking breast milk for hours
till i get my fill
Haiku # 29914, May 1, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Ich stie
Haiku # 29913, May 1, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by A Student of Aber ich habe die Katze geschürt
Ja, meinen Affe
Ist zu gro
Haiku # 29912, May 1, 2003 3:40 pm ET
by A Student of Ich bin der Meisterstoßer!! Verbeugen Sie zu mir!
so i was lying
plan A was also plan B
and it never fail
Haiku # 29911, May 1, 2003 3:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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