Dog watches my every move
With my car keys in my hand
We race to the door
by William Nippress
Dirty pussy, whores and cunts,
Stinking like blue cheese, sitting
on my face, squirming
by sexually frustrated
Recent rain puddle
Warm to the touch by the sun
School days memory
by William Nippress
Wet grass clings to shoes
As I walk from the parked car
Childhood memories
by William Nippress
Small bird looking at me
He sees not me, food his quest
Through the window pane
by William Nippress
Rain hammers the roof
Playing tune as old as time
Comforting memory
by William Nippress
very good, ap, the
world is full of evil and
soon you will be Mox
by Mox of evil is as evil does
SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED,
DEAD OR ALIVE???? HA, HAAAA,
HO, HO,HEEEE,HAAAAAA, HEEEE
HAAAAA, HAAAAAAAA!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
JIMMY ''JJ'' WALKER,
DEAD OR ALIVE????
by Anonymous Poet
ARNALD HORSHACK -
DEAD OR ALIVE????
by Anonymous Poet
FAT ALBERT....DEAD OR ALIVE??
by Anonymous Poet
Eating a turkey sandwich,
munching pretzels, drink coffee.
This is break time for me.
by Anna Lagua of San Fran
sf inna car
hos inna bar
stop the war
by suppress inpress
stinky balls in my face
make me wanna mastabate
large and sweaty up my ass
life is good, i hope this lasts
by sexually frustrated
then again i find
that people usually tend to
shine at 'the' x'pense
by jerm
Yes I know it
by sexualy frustrated
truly i cannot
spell for the life of me as
i delve in the groove
by jerm
time is unlike a
once blinding miget porn groove
it must be delight
by jerm
Rain sweeps across moor
Heathcliff cries out for Cathy
From novel I wrote
by sexually frustrated
you can submit your
filthy rocket queen as i
tear my jacobs off
by jeremy of around
But oh no, you just
had to write these Bad Haiku
by William Nippress
If you had only
concentrated on your world
domination plans
by William Nippress
Which will be filled by
people with less talent but
better strategies
by William Nippress
Too late, you missed your
Chance, for now there
by William Nippress
Far better to move
swiftly and take over the
world now while you can
by William Nippress
Weird rout to power
SF Undermining his
own strange powerbase
by William Nippress
tweeking is the word
scratching my scabs till i'm raw
for the fun of it
by sexually frustrated
someone shut me up
take crystal meth for head aches
you're in for a ride
by sexually frustrated
Just think like this then
The more german I write now
The better I get
When I visit there
In two years time for a year
I'll pull more women
by A Student of Oral, you say? Although the chances of that will still be atrociously slim.
Unternarr mit Senf
Keine Schokolade und
Viel Kinderso
by A Student of Du hast Haiku geschlachtet
and this is my life
i would force it on no one
it would be too cruel
by sexually frustrated
which is more painless
marriage kids and minivans
or an open vein
by sexually frustrated
unlike most straight males
i blow my load instantly
and proud of it too
by sexually frustrated
why fake orgasms
i don't care if she has one
it's all about me
by sexually frustrated
i agree with you
vanilla coca cola
does taste like semen
by sexually frustrated
my room is a mess
a model of entropy
but that is nature
by sexually frustrated
because death is death
a coffin would be needless
the ditch will do fine
by sexually frustrated (no funeral)
an awful language
full of spit and choking sounds
butchers all haiku
by sexually frustrated
a teutonic plague
abandon your beastly words
before i thrash you
by sexually frustrated
Nein nein nein nein nein
Ich sto
by A Student of Damn you, similar english spellings
Ich sto
by A Student of Ich, der Meisterstoßer, niederstoßen Sie
tireless nipples
drinking breast milk for hours
till i get my fill
by sexually frustrated
Ich stie
by A Student of Aber ich habe die Katze geschürt
Ja, meinen Affe
Ist zu gro
by A Student of Ich bin der Meisterstoßer!! Verbeugen Sie zu mir!
so i was lying
plan A was also plan B
and it never fail
by sexually frustrated
i've had a good life
though you may not believe it
now leave me alone
by sexually frustrated
That surprises me
That you had a plan A too
What would that have been?
by A Student of Was that going to be without the drugs?
just back that thing up
i didn't mean you fat girl
oh christ here she comes
by sexually frustrated
i'll get lung cancer
buy some prescription ganja
smoke myself to death
by sexually frustrated
