Ich brauche Asda
Zu meine billige Essen
Kaufen mit mein Geld
by A Student of I know that wasn't a proper haiku but hey, I'm drunk and I spell better than when sober, Narren
Six pints in two hours
Makes your Sri Lankan friends think
That you may be drunk
by A Student of But they are fools, anyway
Aber Deutsch ist gut
Die Frau ist nicht so gut und
Ich bin am besten
by A Student of Despite the fact that I was rubbish at the start of the year I rule now
Being a student
I have just consumed a vast
Amount of beer, fool
by A Student of No more coursework for me, but hey, I didn't do all that the bastards (lecturers) set, anyway
If you want to know
what god thinks about, just ask
a politician
by William Nippress
Not cream. Scum floats to
the top. Take a look at the
world through doubtful eyes
by William Nippress
Caban yabou sabpeak thabis
by William Nippress
Haven
by William Nippress
Anca uoya eakspa ackba langsa
by William Nippress
Otway iddway uoya asay
by William Nippress
I am Sasquatch,
I am Big Foot
I eat Pigs Feet
by sexually frustrated
uckfay ouyay
ump change ay yayy
oopy yayy
ucky oopay
doobie ball huay
chuky haaay
hoopy dooby
by sexually (anal) frustrated
Sometimes simple things
Give the most pleasure. That
by William Nippress
My dog love car rides
Stands looking out the window
Keeps on watching me
by William Nippress
I will suck ur dick for a dollah,
good golly mr. molly,lick u ball
face
by sexually frustrated
Dog watches my every move
With my car keys in my hand
We race to the door
by William Nippress
Dirty pussy, whores and cunts,
Stinking like blue cheese, sitting
on my face, squirming
by sexually frustrated
Recent rain puddle
Warm to the touch by the sun
School days memory
by William Nippress
Wet grass clings to shoes
As I walk from the parked car
Childhood memories
by William Nippress
Small bird looking at me
He sees not me, food his quest
Through the window pane
by William Nippress
Rain hammers the roof
Playing tune as old as time
Comforting memory
by William Nippress
very good, ap, the
world is full of evil and
soon you will be Mox
by Mox of evil is as evil does
SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED,
DEAD OR ALIVE???? HA, HAAAA,
HO, HO,HEEEE,HAAAAAA, HEEEE
HAAAAA, HAAAAAAAA!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
JIMMY ''JJ'' WALKER,
DEAD OR ALIVE????
by Anonymous Poet
ARNALD HORSHACK -
DEAD OR ALIVE????
by Anonymous Poet
FAT ALBERT....DEAD OR ALIVE??
by Anonymous Poet
Eating a turkey sandwich,
munching pretzels, drink coffee.
This is break time for me.
by Anna Lagua of San Fran
sf inna car
hos inna bar
stop the war
by suppress inpress
stinky balls in my face
make me wanna mastabate
large and sweaty up my ass
life is good, i hope this lasts
by sexually frustrated
then again i find
that people usually tend to
shine at 'the' x'pense
by jerm
Yes I know it
by sexualy frustrated
truly i cannot
spell for the life of me as
i delve in the groove
by jerm
time is unlike a
once blinding miget porn groove
it must be delight
by jerm
Rain sweeps across moor
Heathcliff cries out for Cathy
From novel I wrote
by sexually frustrated
you can submit your
filthy rocket queen as i
tear my jacobs off
by jeremy of around
But oh no, you just
had to write these Bad Haiku
by William Nippress
If you had only
concentrated on your world
domination plans
by William Nippress
Which will be filled by
people with less talent but
better strategies
by William Nippress
Too late, you missed your
Chance, for now there
by William Nippress
Far better to move
swiftly and take over the
world now while you can
by William Nippress
Weird rout to power
SF Undermining his
own strange powerbase
by William Nippress
tweeking is the word
scratching my scabs till i'm raw
for the fun of it
by sexually frustrated
someone shut me up
take crystal meth for head aches
you're in for a ride
by sexually frustrated
Just think like this then
The more german I write now
The better I get
When I visit there
In two years time for a year
I'll pull more women
by A Student of Oral, you say? Although the chances of that will still be atrociously slim.
Unternarr mit Senf
Keine Schokolade und
Viel Kinderso
by A Student of Du hast Haiku geschlachtet
and this is my life
i would force it on no one
it would be too cruel
by sexually frustrated
which is more painless
marriage kids and minivans
or an open vein
by sexually frustrated
unlike most straight males
i blow my load instantly
and proud of it too
by sexually frustrated
why fake orgasms
i don't care if she has one
it's all about me
by sexually frustrated
