Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Otway iddway uoya asay
Haiku # 29962, May 2, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
I am Sasquatch,
I am Big Foot
I eat Pigs Feet
Haiku # 29961, May 2, 2003 1:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
uckfay ouyay
ump change ay yayy
oopy yayy
ucky oopay
doobie ball huay
chuky haaay
hoopy dooby
Haiku # 29960, May 2, 2003 1:30 pm ET
by sexually (anal) frustrated
Sometimes simple things
Give the most pleasure. That
Haiku # 29959, May 2, 2003 1:30 pm ET
by William Nippress
My dog love car rides
Stands looking out the window
Keeps on watching me
Haiku # 29958, May 2, 2003 1:26 pm ET
by William Nippress
I will suck ur dick for a dollah,
good golly mr. molly,lick u ball
face
Haiku # 29957, May 2, 2003 1:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Dog watches my every move
With my car keys in my hand
We race to the door
Haiku # 29956, May 2, 2003 1:22 pm ET
by William Nippress
Dirty pussy, whores and cunts,
Stinking like blue cheese, sitting
on my face, squirming
Haiku # 29955, May 2, 2003 1:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Recent rain puddle
Warm to the touch by the sun
School days memory
Haiku # 29954, May 2, 2003 1:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
Wet grass clings to shoes
As I walk from the parked car
Childhood memories
Haiku # 29953, May 2, 2003 1:14 pm ET
by William Nippress
Small bird looking at me
He sees not me, food his quest
Through the window pane
Haiku # 29952, May 2, 2003 1:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
Rain hammers the roof
Playing tune as old as time
Comforting memory
Haiku # 29951, May 2, 2003 1:05 pm ET
by William Nippress
very good, ap, the
world is full of evil and
soon you will be Mox
Haiku # 29950, May 2, 2003 12:16 pm ET
by Mox of evil is as evil does
SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED,
DEAD OR ALIVE???? HA, HAAAA,
HO, HO,HEEEE,HAAAAAA, HEEEE
HAAAAA, HAAAAAAAA!!!!
Haiku # 29949, May 2, 2003 11:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
JIMMY ''JJ'' WALKER,
DEAD OR ALIVE????
Haiku # 29948, May 2, 2003 11:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ARNALD HORSHACK -
DEAD OR ALIVE????
Haiku # 29947, May 2, 2003 11:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
FAT ALBERT....DEAD OR ALIVE??
Haiku # 29946, May 2, 2003 11:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Eating a turkey sandwich,
munching pretzels, drink coffee.
This is break time for me.
Haiku # 29945, May 2, 2003 11:05 am ET
by Anna Lagua of San Fran
sf inna car
hos inna bar
stop the war
Haiku # 29944, May 2, 2003 11:03 am ET
by suppress inpress
stinky balls in my face
make me wanna mastabate
large and sweaty up my ass
life is good, i hope this lasts
Haiku # 29943, May 2, 2003 8:36 am ET
by sexually frustrated
then again i find
that people usually tend to
shine at 'the' x'pense
Haiku # 29942, May 2, 2003 3:03 am ET
by jerm
Yes I know it
Haiku # 29941, May 2, 2003 3:00 am ET
by sexualy frustrated
truly i cannot
spell for the life of me as
i delve in the groove
Haiku # 29940, May 2, 2003 2:57 am ET
by jerm
time is unlike a
once blinding miget porn groove
it must be delight
Haiku # 29939, May 2, 2003 2:56 am ET
by jerm
Rain sweeps across moor
Heathcliff cries out for Cathy
From novel I wrote
Haiku # 29938, May 2, 2003 2:52 am ET
by sexually frustrated
you can submit your
filthy rocket queen as i
tear my jacobs off
Haiku # 29937, May 2, 2003 2:50 am ET
by jeremy of around
But oh no, you just
had to write these Bad Haiku
Haiku # 29936, May 2, 2003 2:47 am ET
by William Nippress
If you had only
concentrated on your world
domination plans
Haiku # 29935, May 2, 2003 2:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Which will be filled by
people with less talent but
better strategies
Haiku # 29934, May 2, 2003 2:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Too late, you missed your
Chance, for now there
Haiku # 29933, May 2, 2003 2:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Far better to move
swiftly and take over the
world now while you can
Haiku # 29932, May 2, 2003 2:35 am ET
by William Nippress
They
Haiku # 29931, May 2, 2003 2:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Weird rout to power
SF Undermining his
own strange powerbase
Haiku # 29930, May 2, 2003 2:34 am ET
by William Nippress
tweeking is the word
scratching my scabs till i'm raw
for the fun of it
Haiku # 29929, May 1, 2003 6:40 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
someone shut me up
take crystal meth for head aches
you're in for a ride
Haiku # 29928, May 1, 2003 6:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Just think like this then
The more german I write now
The better I get
When I visit there
In two years time for a year
I'll pull more women
Haiku # 29927, May 1, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by A Student of Oral, you say? Although the chances of that will still be atrociously slim.
Unternarr mit Senf
Keine Schokolade und
Viel Kinderso
Haiku # 29926, May 1, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by A Student of Du hast Haiku geschlachtet
and this is my life
i would force it on no one
it would be too cruel
Haiku # 29925, May 1, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
which is more painless
marriage kids and minivans
or an open vein
Haiku # 29924, May 1, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
unlike most straight males
i blow my load instantly
and proud of it too
Haiku # 29923, May 1, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
why fake orgasms
i don't care if she has one
it's all about me
Haiku # 29922, May 1, 2003 4:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i agree with you
vanilla coca cola
does taste like semen
Haiku # 29921, May 1, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
my room is a mess
a model of entropy
but that is nature
Haiku # 29920, May 1, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
because death is death
a coffin would be needless
the ditch will do fine
Haiku # 29919, May 1, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (no funeral)
an awful language
full of spit and choking sounds
butchers all haiku
Haiku # 29918, May 1, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a teutonic plague
abandon your beastly words
before i thrash you
Haiku # 29917, May 1, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Nein nein nein nein nein
Ich sto
Haiku # 29916, May 1, 2003 3:50 pm ET
by A Student of Damn you, similar english spellings
Ich sto
Haiku # 29915, May 1, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by A Student of Ich, der Meisterstoßer, niederstoßen Sie
tireless nipples
drinking breast milk for hours
till i get my fill
Haiku # 29914, May 1, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Ich stie
Haiku # 29913, May 1, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by A Student of Aber ich habe die Katze geschürt
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