suicide
mind rot wanting closure
no, not yet

MARK ASS BUSTER, AIR JORDANS
ARE FOR PUNKS, CHECK OUT
THESE KEDS, THAT'S ONE
HUNDRED PERCENT GLOW IN THE
DARK VELCROE

eat shit and die freak
mind is screaming
stranger in the mirror looks back

I BE LIKE BITCH, I DON'T SMOKE
CIGARETTES. I BLOW BUBBLES

WHERE MY CUB SCOUT'S HAT
BACKWARDS, PANTS HANGIN REAL
LOW, STRAIGHT UP GANGSTA LIKE
TYIN SLIP KNOTS AND SEWIN MY
OWN CLOTHES AND SUCH

YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER, I JUST GOT
TWO THOUSAND HIT POINTS FOR
RYGAR, ALL HAIL THE DUNGEON
MASTER EAGLE SCOUT. IT'S LIKE
THE GIRLS DON'T DIG
RENAISSANCE MEN.

SHE BE TRIPPIN, NOT WANTIN
TO GO TO PROM WITH A PRIME
RIB EAGLE SCOUT LIKE MYSELF.
FUCK DA ICE, I WEAR CUB SCOUT
PATCHES

I BE LIKE, WASSAP, I'M A
STRAIGHT UP EAGLE SCOUT. YOU
FOOLS WANNA PIECE A DIS?
I KNOW HOW TO TIE A SLIP KNOT
BEEOTCH!!!

WORD UP, ME AND MY BOYS
CHILLIN UP IN THE TREE HOUSE
MUNCHIN BALONEY SAMMICHES
PLAYIN DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

EAGLE SCOUT REPRESENTIN
ILLINOISE TO DA FULLEST, EATIN
CHOCALATE SMORES LIKE DON P

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHH HE CAN'T USE
SPELL CHECK BALONEY
SAMMICHES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHHAHHASHAHAH
BALONEY SAMMICHES

I AM SF AND I CANT SPELL
SPRINGFIELD,...HAAAAHAAAAAA

SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED MUST BE
A LITTLE P.O'D...HAHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAA

I ROCK THIS JOINT
EAGLE SCOUT FOR LIFE, BEEOTCH!

All these pubes stuck in my teeth.
you'd think daddy would give me
time to brush my teeth between
our bouts of love making, but no.

I WET MYSELF WITH BALONEY
SAMMICHES TALKING TO GIRLS

i built this awesome tree house
with my stepfather. finally, us
two have a place to make sweet
love

one time, my little brother, broke
one of my dungeon's and dragons
pieces, and i was like "bitch you
betta recognize and get some
supa glue befo Rich dog puts the
smack down!"

next week i become an eagle
scout. the ladies love a man in
uniform. maybe then i'll get a
date for the prom

one time, i actually saw this girl's
panties through her shorts. it was
so cool.

Sometimes momma let's me stay
up late and we eat chocalate
smores.

I AM RICH LARSON PICKED ON AT
SCHOOL, VERY UNPOPULAR
AMONGST MY PEERS,
MASTURBATING TO TELETUBBIES

BALONEY
SAMMICHES i eat them like
momma's used maxi pads

now i'm gonna teach you bitches
how to be a professional bitch.
now when your sugar daddy wants
some lovin, make sure you cup his
balls and get that sucker as far
back in your throat as possible,
and when he's ready to blow, jam
a finger up his ass. and swallow
every last drop

oh yeah, your cum i rub on my face
like noxema. keep it comin granpa, i gotta a lot of acne to
clear up.

come on, tyrone, your next. don't
be shy, my colon's plenty lubed up
so don't hold back. i want to feel
me insides jigglin.

ummm, your balls in my mouth
taste like baloney sammiches,
and your crabs crackle just like
pop rocks, oh yeahh grandpa, you
know who richie likes it

yes daddy, yes daddy
come on daddy harder, deeper
i can take it, oh yeah just like
that

She nips my Pringles
but when I try to Pringle
her nips, I get slapped!

"Wake me up before you go-go"
George Michael of the pop group
"Wham", early 1980's

Batman and Robin
Gay lovers
Get me some

"Every rose has a thorn"
The rock group, Poison-
early 1990's

"I'm on the Highway to Hell"
Bon Scott, 1980

Is
"SMAKDATASS"
a word???

Research the poet, William
McGonagall...he is the worst of
all time....a real poet...scottish
I think

"Wont you come home Bill Nippress
oh, wont you come hommmmme!!"

292281, 292283, 292286, 29290, not mine

Ren and Stimpy
Heroes for the year 2003 and
BEYOND

Beavis and Butthead are the most
significant philosophers of the
21st century...I worship them as
gods for the new millenium

ARSON, JOHNNY CARSON,
I AM RICK LARSON
AND OTHER STUFF THAT RHYMES
WITH LARSON

When she lost her life,
she moved, another state of
life and home

I regret all of
them are better than my stuff, but they really kick SF's butt..hahaha

...so, these two guys walk into a
bar ya see....there is a nun, a
chicken and a candle....well, the
nun says to the candle, how bout
a date? so's the candle says to the
chicken, sorry about the wax but I
finally can get nun tonight..hahaaa

One second of my watch,
billions die, laughing water pain,
north to northease, dirge of heat

nippress, nippress, william, william,
chocolate cookie
onion powder liver chunky nut
bowling ball badge

I THINK I AM GOD,
BUT IM JUST A CLOD
OF DIRT

plagiarizing william nippress,you linguistic canopy
usin my id, you lick my chahones
and da balonies,
shootin sploodgie on your cootchie
like
lipstick, you got no hope, you
the type of blaspemous dope fiend drops the n word
soap

Hahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!
I am da greatest of all times!!!!
No one will ever catch me!!!!

I regret some of
them are quite good, and some quite funny but not mine