I ROCK THIS JOINT
EAGLE SCOUT FOR LIFE, BEEOTCH!
by Richard Larson of Sprinfield, IL
All these pubes stuck in my teeth.
you'd think daddy would give me
time to brush my teeth between
our bouts of love making, but no.
by Richard Larson of Sprinfield, IL
I WET MYSELF WITH BALONEY
SAMMICHES TALKING TO GIRLS
by Richard Larson of Sprinfield, IL
i built this awesome tree house
with my stepfather. finally, us
two have a place to make sweet
love
by Richard Larson of Sprinfield, IL
one time, my little brother, broke
one of my dungeon's and dragons
pieces, and i was like "bitch you
betta recognize and get some
supa glue befo Rich dog puts the
smack down!"
by Richard Larson of Sprinfield, IL
next week i become an eagle
scout. the ladies love a man in
uniform. maybe then i'll get a
date for the prom
by Richard Larson of Sprinfield, IL
one time, i actually saw this girl's
panties through her shorts. it was
so cool.
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Sometimes momma let's me stay
up late and we eat chocalate
smores.
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
I AM RICH LARSON PICKED ON AT
SCHOOL, VERY UNPOPULAR
AMONGST MY PEERS,
MASTURBATING TO TELETUBBIES
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
BALONEY
SAMMICHES i eat them like
momma's used maxi pads
by Richard Larson of Sprinfield, IL
now i'm gonna teach you bitches
how to be a professional bitch.
now when your sugar daddy wants
some lovin, make sure you cup his
balls and get that sucker as far
back in your throat as possible,
and when he's ready to blow, jam
a finger up his ass. and swallow
every last drop
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
oh yeah, your cum i rub on my face
like noxema. keep it comin granpa, i gotta a lot of acne to
clear up.
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
come on, tyrone, your next. don't
be shy, my colon's plenty lubed up
so don't hold back. i want to feel
me insides jigglin.
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
ummm, your balls in my mouth
taste like baloney sammiches,
and your crabs crackle just like
pop rocks, oh yeahh grandpa, you
know who richie likes it
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
yes daddy, yes daddy
come on daddy harder, deeper
i can take it, oh yeah just like
that
by Richard Larson of Sprinfield, IL
She nips my Pringles
but when I try to Pringle
her nips, I get slapped!
by onjaysun (Taint fair)
"Wake me up before you go-go"
George Michael of the pop group
"Wham", early 1980's
by sexually frustrated
Batman and Robin
Gay lovers
Get me some
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
"Every rose has a thorn"
The rock group, Poison-
early 1990's
by William Nippress
"I'm on the Highway to Hell"
Bon Scott, 1980
by William Nippress
Is
"SMAKDATASS"
a word???
by Nippress Williamson
Research the poet, William
McGonagall...he is the worst of
all time....a real poet...scottish
I think
by Anonymous Poet
"Wont you come home Bill Nippress
oh, wont you come hommmmme!!"
by sexually frustrated
292281, 292283, 292286, 29290, not mine
by William Nippress
Ren and Stimpy
Heroes for the year 2003 and
BEYOND
by william nippress
Beavis and Butthead are the most
significant philosophers of the
21st century...I worship them as
gods for the new millenium
by sexually frustrated
ARSON, JOHNNY CARSON,
I AM RICK LARSON
AND OTHER STUFF THAT RHYMES
WITH LARSON
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
When she lost her life,
she moved, another state of
life and home
by Coy Alexander of Dalia Lake, CA
I regret all of
them are better than my stuff, but they really kick SF's butt..hahaha
by william nippress
...so, these two guys walk into a
bar ya see....there is a nun, a
chicken and a candle....well, the
nun says to the candle, how bout
a date? so's the candle says to the
chicken, sorry about the wax but I
finally can get nun tonight..hahaaa
by sexually frustrated
One second of my watch,
billions die, laughing water pain,
north to northease, dirge of heat
by Coy Alexander of Dalia Lake, CA
nippress, nippress, william, william,
chocolate cookie
onion powder liver chunky nut
bowling ball badge
by william nippress
I THINK I AM GOD,
BUT IM JUST A CLOD
OF DIRT
by sexually frustrated
plagiarizing william nippress,you linguistic canopy
usin my id, you lick my chahones
and da balonies,
shootin sploodgie on your cootchie
like
lipstick, you got no hope, you
the type of blaspemous dope fiend drops the n word
soap
by william nippress sexually frustrated
Hahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!
I am da greatest of all times!!!!
No one will ever catch me!!!!
by sexually frustrated william nippress
I regret some of
them are quite good, and some quite funny but not mine
by William Nippress
29257, 29254, 29255,29256,29247, 29249 not mine
by William Nippress
29266, 29267, 29268, 29269 not mine
by William Nippress
my heart in his grip,
he still doesn't feel it pound,
he just says goodnight.
by something rosie
"If you can't loose it,
tan it!" but I'm still haunted...
the cellulite wins.
by something rosie
hours tick away
studying studying rah
law school, i love thee
by Jane of Princeton of Boston
poor SF,
was bullied and tormented as a child,
and now he gets off,
by doing that jr. high stuff,
as an adult.
by Anonymous Poet
tiger pressed for time
wishing i could give some help
or at least see her
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
plagiarizing fool
you linguistic wannabe
usin my id, you suck my dick,
shootin spooch on your lips like
chapstick, you got no hope, you
the type of nigga who drops the
soap
by sexually frustrated
insects.....
they are indeed...
little beasts....
by sexually frustrated
it
by William (I am God) Nippress
HAM
SAM
MICH
ES
by William Nippress
BAL
ONEY
SAMM
ICH
by William Nippress
YALL NEEDS TO SHUT UP 4 I
GO AND GET MY DADDY!
by WILLIAM NIPPRESS
round and round we go
spinning out of control in
our musical chairs
by sexually frustrated
