Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

please help me get out of my pain,
of leaving my family who i now
hate, i am web cam ho
Haiku # 28879, April 15, 2003 5:39 pm ET
by sheila newton of round rock tx
I AM THE SHEILA NEWTON
I AM HORRIBLE
I LEFT MY FAMILY
Haiku # 28878, April 15, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by SHEILA NEWTON of ROUND ROCK TX
SHEILA NEWTON, ROUND ROCK
TEXAS SHEILA NEWTON ROUND
ROCK TEXAS, WEB CAM HO
Haiku # 28877, April 15, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by SHEILA NEWTON of ROUND ROCK TX
crticism then, is part
of the drivel here, and I've
been on court, drivveling
the ball too
Haiku # 28876, April 15, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by MSX
it's easy to critique
but it's not easy to coach
and advise, and teach...
Haiku # 28875, April 15, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by MSX
makes me want to burn
down a library of "great"
books because it is wise
to be suspicious of the so called
intellectual...

knows how to write sonnets but can
the dull fucker enjoy anything anymore or his his penis calloused to sexual feeling?
Haiku # 28874, April 15, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by MSX
trouble with critics is they usually build up on others drivel and make themselves feel better about how good their writing is and if the competition kills themselves then the insecure fucker secretly admires one enemy out of the way
Haiku # 28873, April 15, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by MSX
duck duck goose...the goose
is green, made of shape of spit
from dying SARS lungs
you can see the goose shape
from the blood spilling from the lungs...in the puddle...
Haiku # 28872, April 15, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by MSX
just stand down and flush
the bastards down, and let the
drivel rot in septic

decompose and renew
Haiku # 28871, April 15, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by MSX
God bless the whore and
the bullshit worker and the
janitors, who go
about picking up
the shit of these people who
all they do is shit
Haiku # 28870, April 15, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by MSX
the poet slices her
wrists, because she couldn't see
when the market changed...

so the drivel that sold
was being praised by the same
mindless asshole that condemned
it with the elite crowd...

I say gas em and turn em into lamps, now that's the ultimate in demonic tacky...
Haiku # 28868, April 15, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by MSX
made to flatter but
just tear down my confidence,
I hate prom dresses.
Haiku # 28867, April 15, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by something rosie
Well-done Ricky George
Not necessarily good
But it is funny
Haiku # 28866, April 15, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
Dingleberry hangs
Little balls of excrement
Why didn
Haiku # 28865, April 15, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by Tommy of Oregon
Chicken and capon
Turkey, grouse, duck and pheasant
This is foul haiku
Haiku # 28864, April 15, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by Rickey George of N. Carolina
Do I need say more?
It
Haiku # 28863, April 15, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by William Nippress
aim for the gynoid
the cybernetic chicks in
the new cold war world...
Haiku # 28862, April 15, 2003 3:58 pm ET
by MSX
oh, and don't worry
about the tomatoes, they'll
take care of themselves
Haiku # 28861, April 15, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by MSX of ...you
the usual sandtrap
the social golf ball lands in
the corporate buff
Haiku # 28860, April 15, 2003 3:56 pm ET
by MSX
Want a date? Find me, Sheila
Newton of Round Rock, TX. I am
easy. I will show you...
Haiku # 28859, April 15, 2003 3:45 pm ET
by Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
I am the Whore of Babylon,
I will suck out your soul,
I will show you..on my web cam.
Haiku # 28858, April 15, 2003 3:33 pm ET
by Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
I am Sheila Newton of Round Rock,
Texas. I will show it all on a web
cam. Just ask anyone.
Haiku # 28857, April 15, 2003 3:32 pm ET
by Sheila Newton of Round Rock, TX
waring a new shirt
and i got hot and sweaty
belly button lint
Haiku # 28856, April 15, 2003 3:22 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
South West Texas sucks
wants to change their damn school name
New name wont help you.
Haiku # 28855, April 15, 2003 3:14 pm ET
by Funko of vegas
mindless gift giving,
i have become ponderous,
in showing i care.
Haiku # 28854, April 15, 2003 2:40 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
hey man what is that?
not real cool haiku bandit
got to keep it real.
Haiku # 28853, April 15, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
pete you seem chipper
how is everything going?
i skipped class today!
Haiku # 28852, April 15, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
exasperation.
i see what i want to see,
loving care... leave me.
Haiku # 28851, April 15, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
we spend time wading,
through shallow conversation,
no fear in drowning.
Haiku # 28850, April 15, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
when given the choice,
to save myself or just run,
i think i will run.
Haiku # 28849, April 15, 2003 2:20 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
not really sure what to think
still sort of confused.
Haiku #28846, by tiger of vegas

April 15, 2003 1:50 pm ET




Show us how to write
Don
Haiku # 28848, April 15, 2003 2:04 pm ET
by I STOLE UR STUFF.. of HAHAHA...TOOK UR HAIKU!!
so i heard some news
not really sure what to think
still sort of confused.
Haiku #28846, by tiger of vegas

April 15, 2003 1:50 pm ET




Show us how to write
Don
Haiku # 28847, April 15, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by copied ur stuff of hahahaa
so i heard some news
not really sure what to think
still sort of confused.
Haiku # 28846, April 15, 2003 1:50 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Show us how to write
Don
Haiku # 28845, April 15, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
Make profound haikus
Make us all suck in our breath
Make us astonished
Haiku # 28844, April 15, 2003 1:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
Here we go again
More critics than the poets
Show us your work
Haiku # 28843, April 15, 2003 1:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
Little doxie takes
down the deer he chases, my
Bosco dreams again
Haiku # 28842, April 15, 2003 12:37 pm ET
by onjaysun (like now what will you do with it, doggie buddy?)
i can barely look
where teh hell is the haiku
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 28841, April 15, 2003 12:29 pm ET
by ap
Viet Iraq!! Hows that? Pretty
Profound, huh? Ain't I snappy??
Don't I got funny stuff to say?
Haiku # 28840, April 15, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
richard larson is a viet cong
sympathizer..stop the war in iraq
george w. had a DUI..hahahahaaa
Haiku # 28839, April 15, 2003 11:20 am ET
by richard larson of springfield, IL
just say hi to em
and say you like them
and maybe they'll get
confused and go away...
Haiku # 28838, April 15, 2003 10:55 am ET
by MSX
man, the old folks on here
have nothing good to say
period, at all, about
people they don't like...
just..."crap crap crap"
you're a fucking clique
getting a taste of your
own medicine...
Haiku # 28837, April 15, 2003 10:52 am ET
by MSX
usually those who
know it all don't know
how to make anything new
Haiku # 28836, April 15, 2003 10:49 am ET
by MSX
nobody would care
to be number one poet
by writing just crap
Haiku # 28835, April 15, 2003 9:28 am ET
by mellie, it is SO frustrating seeing it page after page.. :-(
haiku increases
but it's hyperinflation
not entertainment
Haiku # 28834, April 15, 2003 8:03 am ET
by ash
Free your self-control
Tell the truth and be dammed
Only if you dare
Haiku # 28833, April 15, 2003 3:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Like turtles we wear
Cumbersome exteriors
Just so we fit in
Haiku # 28832, April 15, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
What ranks we join when
Society imposes
Its harsh rules on us
Haiku # 28831, April 15, 2003 3:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Spring glow warmth at last
Nature
Haiku # 28830, April 15, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
After, tell me what truth
You have found about oneness
And understanding
Haiku # 28829, April 15, 2003 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
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