Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

Stay all night naked
Alone six feet up a tree
Face your primal fears
(No higher than six feet in a very dark wood)
Haiku # 28828, April 15, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Zen Masters only one!
There are others with oneness
Try Celtic Wicker
Haiku # 28827, April 15, 2003 3:03 am ET
by William Nippress
oh my dear sweet tea,
no other beverage will do,
you satisfy me.
Haiku # 28826, April 15, 2003 2:36 am ET
by something rosie "ode to tea"
If I do arrive
Forget love's just a figment.
Their touch blocks the truth.
Haiku # 28825, April 15, 2003 1:58 am ET
by Frank Grimes
I'd walk the train tracks
But in dreams, I have no will
To give me power.
Haiku # 28824, April 15, 2003 1:52 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Conductor of dreams
I want to ride just once more
Please take me to them.
Haiku # 28823, April 15, 2003 1:47 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Blue, red and one more;
All they want is my presence.
Swimming...relaxing.
Haiku # 28822, April 15, 2003 1:44 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Blue serenity
Breathing because of your love
My girls with fish tails.
Haiku # 28821, April 15, 2003 1:41 am ET
by Frank Grimes
knowing i don't know,
who or what tomorrow brings,
anticipation hits.
Haiku # 28820, April 15, 2003 12:37 am ET
by Cornea Pete
me rick larson...me viet cong vet...torture good like
good like good like vietnam vet support
Haiku # 28819, April 14, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by richard chump larson of spankfo il
viet viet viet
cong cong
captor captor
vet
torture
good-like, good, like, like...
Haiku # 28818, April 14, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by richard larson of spiffy
..inflict pain real good-like! good-like!! viet cong, viet cong....gong, gong gong show...yayy
Haiku # 28817, April 14, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by richard larson of sfl,d
blowing stuff up as long as we dont
hurt the viet cong, everyone is
happy. they know how to inflict pain real good-like!!!!! :) :)
Haiku # 28816, April 14, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by richard "cong" larson of springfield, il
viet cong captors know how to
hurt and inflict pain
real good-like!
Haiku # 28815, April 14, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by Richard "Nam" Larson of springfield, il
Mental image is different to mirror
I didn't notice the changes
When did i become who i am now
Haiku # 28814, April 14, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by searle of Sitting wrapped in wet towell
It's Baba Ghanouge,
my own personal tiger,
with a girly roar.
Haiku # 28813, April 14, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
tell a zen master
you want self-mastery and
he'll beat you senseless
Haiku # 28812, April 14, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
mastery stifles
we're already one
why suppress nature

Haiku # 28811, April 14, 2003 5:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with new age hippie bullshit.
Mastery of one-
Self frees the oneness within
Discipline supreme
Haiku # 28810, April 14, 2003 5:13 pm ET
by William Nippress
the masses embrace
platitudes as cornerstones
like "No blood for oil."
Haiku # 28809, April 14, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The truth was getting me no where
I succeeded through fabrication
Been bluffing a long time, hating it
Haiku # 28808, April 14, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by searle of walking in step wearing other persons shoes
if words had power
we would all agree but we
don't cause words don't work
Haiku # 28807, April 14, 2003 5:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Feeling the same pain;
My siamese emotions.
Fear of the unknown.
Haiku # 28806, April 14, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by Frank Grimes of right beside you.
eastern religion
does not speak of mastery
they speak of oneness
Haiku # 28805, April 14, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Powerful words will
Break down any barrier
Or calm the beast
Haiku # 28804, April 14, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
repetition makes reality fade
I feel like I am sleeping
Another day at work
Haiku # 28803, April 14, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by searle of speedy train of thought
what cannot be spoken of must be
passed over in silence--so said
Wittgenstein
Haiku # 28802, April 14, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a word can't capture
a taste or a feeling but
they always try
Haiku # 28801, April 14, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Mastery over
yourself first then worry for
the rest of mankind
Haiku # 28800, April 14, 2003 5:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
words are limited
representations of life
clumsy phantoms
Haiku # 28799, April 14, 2003 5:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Don't know the details,
Cat, Jonsey, Rose, Bluefire--
Not sure what to think.
Haiku # 28798, April 14, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Words are everything
They control the substance
of the creation
Haiku # 28797, April 14, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
mindless vegetables
do not know anything so
ignorance is bliss
Haiku # 28796, April 14, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Lobotomy will
kill the self but then there is
no you left alive
Haiku # 28795, April 14, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
all words meaningless
moral relativism
is the trend of man
Haiku # 28794, April 14, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
No secret to life
You can do anything have
Anything, just pay
(The price is usually unacceptable)
Haiku # 28793, April 14, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by William Nippress
Thinking of close ones--
Friends from the past and present...
I pray for the best.
Haiku # 28792, April 14, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
the self must be killed
our identities enslave
primitive life force
Haiku # 28791, April 14, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Well, all my friends got
Flowers in their eyes, but I
Got none this season.
Haiku # 28790, April 14, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
control means boundaries
a mind bound by control can
not express itself
Haiku # 28789, April 14, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The real battle in
Life is the control of self
The most unwilling
Haiku # 28788, April 14, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by William Nippress
life and will are one
don't try to control at all
let life do its thing
Haiku # 28787, April 14, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Expression is a
mater of will over the
chaos that is life
Haiku # 28786, April 14, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
the more likely death
i'll commit seppuku out
side a McDonald's
Haiku # 28785, April 14, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why point to others
Your own imagination
Everything you need
Haiku # 28784, April 14, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
i'll sit lotus style
until i'm burned to a crisp
like that monk in Nam
Haiku # 28783, April 14, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
bleed anally in the last one
Haiku # 28782, April 14, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
knows beat history
mother watched him anally
on the toilet
Haiku # 28781, April 14, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Burning your flag is
Illegal and they will shoot
You dead anyway
Haiku # 28780, April 14, 2003 4:34 pm ET
by William Nippress
Kerouac died because
like a divine fool who could
have been a saint...he
drank himself to death as
a mixed up Catholic too
close to his mother
Haiku # 28779, April 14, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by Mox
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