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27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

if words had power
we would all agree but we
don't cause words don't work
Haiku # 28807, April 14, 2003 5:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Feeling the same pain;
My siamese emotions.
Fear of the unknown.
Haiku # 28806, April 14, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by Frank Grimes of right beside you.
eastern religion
does not speak of mastery
they speak of oneness
Haiku # 28805, April 14, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Powerful words will
Break down any barrier
Or calm the beast
Haiku # 28804, April 14, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
repetition makes reality fade
I feel like I am sleeping
Another day at work
Haiku # 28803, April 14, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by searle of speedy train of thought
what cannot be spoken of must be
passed over in silence--so said
Wittgenstein
Haiku # 28802, April 14, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a word can't capture
a taste or a feeling but
they always try
Haiku # 28801, April 14, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Mastery over
yourself first then worry for
the rest of mankind
Haiku # 28800, April 14, 2003 5:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
words are limited
representations of life
clumsy phantoms
Haiku # 28799, April 14, 2003 5:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Don't know the details,
Cat, Jonsey, Rose, Bluefire--
Not sure what to think.
Haiku # 28798, April 14, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Words are everything
They control the substance
of the creation
Haiku # 28797, April 14, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
mindless vegetables
do not know anything so
ignorance is bliss
Haiku # 28796, April 14, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Lobotomy will
kill the self but then there is
no you left alive
Haiku # 28795, April 14, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
all words meaningless
moral relativism
is the trend of man
Haiku # 28794, April 14, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
No secret to life
You can do anything have
Anything, just pay
(The price is usually unacceptable)
Haiku # 28793, April 14, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by William Nippress
Thinking of close ones--
Friends from the past and present...
I pray for the best.
Haiku # 28792, April 14, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
the self must be killed
our identities enslave
primitive life force
Haiku # 28791, April 14, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Well, all my friends got
Flowers in their eyes, but I
Got none this season.
Haiku # 28790, April 14, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
control means boundaries
a mind bound by control can
not express itself
Haiku # 28789, April 14, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The real battle in
Life is the control of self
The most unwilling
Haiku # 28788, April 14, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by William Nippress
life and will are one
don't try to control at all
let life do its thing
Haiku # 28787, April 14, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Expression is a
mater of will over the
chaos that is life
Haiku # 28786, April 14, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
the more likely death
i'll commit seppuku out
side a McDonald's
Haiku # 28785, April 14, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why point to others
Your own imagination
Everything you need
Haiku # 28784, April 14, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
i'll sit lotus style
until i'm burned to a crisp
like that monk in Nam
Haiku # 28783, April 14, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
bleed anally in the last one
Haiku # 28782, April 14, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
knows beat history
mother watched him anally
on the toilet
Haiku # 28781, April 14, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Burning your flag is
Illegal and they will shoot
You dead anyway
Haiku # 28780, April 14, 2003 4:34 pm ET
by William Nippress
Kerouac died because
like a divine fool who could
have been a saint...he
drank himself to death as
a mixed up Catholic too
close to his mother
Haiku # 28779, April 14, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by Mox
Gleaned wisdom tells me
Only do what is written
For each their fate
Haiku # 28778, April 14, 2003 4:31 pm ET
by William Nippress
will walk to Time's Square
drape myself in U.S. flag
light myself ablaze
Haiku # 28777, April 14, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why end your life with
a whisper, do something great
Try to rob fort Knox
Haiku # 28776, April 14, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
will break the cycle
with suicide one day if
i gather courage
Haiku # 28775, April 14, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The only way he
Could break the cycle is to
Peddle much faster
Haiku # 28774, April 14, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Keruouac died on
a toilet like elvis
after a barfight
Haiku # 28773, April 14, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
do you think
you can break the cycle
sex man?
Haiku # 28772, April 14, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by Mox
Jack Kerouac
no comment
Haiku # 28771, April 14, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so bored and lonely
i look to your dumbasses
for validation
Haiku # 28770, April 14, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sprays on her perfume
maybe that will mask the stench
of decaying fish
Haiku # 28769, April 14, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I can feel your pain
You
Haiku # 28768, April 14, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cying in despair
unimaginable pain
oh! i'm so unloved
Haiku # 28767, April 14, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Thought you didn
Haiku # 28766, April 14, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
god you are boring
even your insults make me
drowsy with fatigue
Haiku # 28765, April 14, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
their cornflake haiku
all sog and no crunch but makes
good fertilizer
Haiku # 28763, April 14, 2003 4:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
love my delusions
i nurse them nurture them like
my newborn puppies
Haiku # 28761, April 14, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
embrace the maelstrom
penn station at rush hour
more like a mosh pit
Haiku # 28760, April 14, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Art for Christ sake Art
He actually calls it Art!
Delusional crap
Haiku # 28759, April 14, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
milking the prostate
most pleasurable indeed
and effortless too.
Haiku # 28758, April 14, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
new level hardcore
cheesegrater cunnilingus
shows dedication
Haiku # 28757, April 14, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a lump in my balls
let cancer grow to impress
the girl going down
Haiku # 28756, April 14, 2003 3:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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