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27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

all words meaningless
moral relativism
is the trend of man
Haiku # 28794, April 14, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
No secret to life
You can do anything have
Anything, just pay
(The price is usually unacceptable)
Haiku # 28793, April 14, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by William Nippress
Thinking of close ones--
Friends from the past and present...
I pray for the best.
Haiku # 28792, April 14, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
the self must be killed
our identities enslave
primitive life force
Haiku # 28791, April 14, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Well, all my friends got
Flowers in their eyes, but I
Got none this season.
Haiku # 28790, April 14, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
control means boundaries
a mind bound by control can
not express itself
Haiku # 28789, April 14, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The real battle in
Life is the control of self
The most unwilling
Haiku # 28788, April 14, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by William Nippress
life and will are one
don't try to control at all
let life do its thing
Haiku # 28787, April 14, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Expression is a
mater of will over the
chaos that is life
Haiku # 28786, April 14, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
the more likely death
i'll commit seppuku out
side a McDonald's
Haiku # 28785, April 14, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why point to others
Your own imagination
Everything you need
Haiku # 28784, April 14, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
i'll sit lotus style
until i'm burned to a crisp
like that monk in Nam
Haiku # 28783, April 14, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
bleed anally in the last one
Haiku # 28782, April 14, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
knows beat history
mother watched him anally
on the toilet
Haiku # 28781, April 14, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Burning your flag is
Illegal and they will shoot
You dead anyway
Haiku # 28780, April 14, 2003 4:34 pm ET
by William Nippress
Kerouac died because
like a divine fool who could
have been a saint...he
drank himself to death as
a mixed up Catholic too
close to his mother
Haiku # 28779, April 14, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by Mox
Gleaned wisdom tells me
Only do what is written
For each their fate
Haiku # 28778, April 14, 2003 4:31 pm ET
by William Nippress
will walk to Time's Square
drape myself in U.S. flag
light myself ablaze
Haiku # 28777, April 14, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why end your life with
a whisper, do something great
Try to rob fort Knox
Haiku # 28776, April 14, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
will break the cycle
with suicide one day if
i gather courage
Haiku # 28775, April 14, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The only way he
Could break the cycle is to
Peddle much faster
Haiku # 28774, April 14, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Keruouac died on
a toilet like elvis
after a barfight
Haiku # 28773, April 14, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
do you think
you can break the cycle
sex man?
Haiku # 28772, April 14, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by Mox
Jack Kerouac
no comment
Haiku # 28771, April 14, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so bored and lonely
i look to your dumbasses
for validation
Haiku # 28770, April 14, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sprays on her perfume
maybe that will mask the stench
of decaying fish
Haiku # 28769, April 14, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I can feel your pain
You
Haiku # 28768, April 14, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cying in despair
unimaginable pain
oh! i'm so unloved
Haiku # 28767, April 14, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Thought you didn
Haiku # 28766, April 14, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
god you are boring
even your insults make me
drowsy with fatigue
Haiku # 28765, April 14, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
their cornflake haiku
all sog and no crunch but makes
good fertilizer
Haiku # 28763, April 14, 2003 4:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
love my delusions
i nurse them nurture them like
my newborn puppies
Haiku # 28761, April 14, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
embrace the maelstrom
penn station at rush hour
more like a mosh pit
Haiku # 28760, April 14, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Art for Christ sake Art
He actually calls it Art!
Delusional crap
Haiku # 28759, April 14, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
milking the prostate
most pleasurable indeed
and effortless too.
Haiku # 28758, April 14, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
new level hardcore
cheesegrater cunnilingus
shows dedication
Haiku # 28757, April 14, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a lump in my balls
let cancer grow to impress
the girl going down
Haiku # 28756, April 14, 2003 3:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
perks of dentistry
sedated under nitrus
the panties come off
Haiku # 28755, April 14, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i leap from the roof
insecure zombie poets
huddle in basement.
Haiku # 28754, April 14, 2003 3:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm arrogant too
self aggrandizement is
my one affliction.
Haiku # 28753, April 14, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
slice you and dice you
i draw spiritual blood with
rapier-like thrusts.
Haiku # 28752, April 14, 2003 3:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
god you people suck
the blood cannot flow in your
anemic haikus.
Haiku # 28751, April 14, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
what great art ever
came out of peaceful thinking
peace is for pussies
Haiku # 28750, April 14, 2003 3:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated by bland shit, they might as well be dead and buried
i've conquered the art
of self-deprecation much
better than you all.
Haiku # 28749, April 14, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
reaching the height of
creativity jackals
nipping at your heels
Haiku # 28748, April 14, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
with forgerer's help
i'll shoot straight to the top of
the website's stat list
Haiku # 28747, April 14, 2003 3:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
didnt' know i was
so popular that people
would want to be me.
Haiku # 28746, April 14, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
forgerer repeats
himself like broken record
he's jealous of me
Haiku # 28745, April 14, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated the real deal
wow my id's becoming pretty
popular here with forgerers. let's
all just use my name instead so
there's no confusion from now on.
Anyone can forge my haiku if you
want, it really doesn't bother me.
Haiku # 28744, April 14, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Jangled nerves on edge
Outside imposes chaos
I control my mind
Haiku # 28743, April 14, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
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