Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

mindless vegetables
do not know anything so
ignorance is bliss
Haiku # 28796, April 14, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Lobotomy will
kill the self but then there is
no you left alive
Haiku # 28795, April 14, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
all words meaningless
moral relativism
is the trend of man
Haiku # 28794, April 14, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
No secret to life
You can do anything have
Anything, just pay
(The price is usually unacceptable)
Haiku # 28793, April 14, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by William Nippress
Thinking of close ones--
Friends from the past and present...
I pray for the best.
Haiku # 28792, April 14, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
the self must be killed
our identities enslave
primitive life force
Haiku # 28791, April 14, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Well, all my friends got
Flowers in their eyes, but I
Got none this season.
Haiku # 28790, April 14, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
control means boundaries
a mind bound by control can
not express itself
Haiku # 28789, April 14, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The real battle in
Life is the control of self
The most unwilling
Haiku # 28788, April 14, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by William Nippress
life and will are one
don't try to control at all
let life do its thing
Haiku # 28787, April 14, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Expression is a
mater of will over the
chaos that is life
Haiku # 28786, April 14, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
the more likely death
i'll commit seppuku out
side a McDonald's
Haiku # 28785, April 14, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why point to others
Your own imagination
Everything you need
Haiku # 28784, April 14, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by William Nippress
i'll sit lotus style
until i'm burned to a crisp
like that monk in Nam
Haiku # 28783, April 14, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
bleed anally in the last one
Haiku # 28782, April 14, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
knows beat history
mother watched him anally
on the toilet
Haiku # 28781, April 14, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Burning your flag is
Illegal and they will shoot
You dead anyway
Haiku # 28780, April 14, 2003 4:34 pm ET
by William Nippress
Kerouac died because
like a divine fool who could
have been a saint...he
drank himself to death as
a mixed up Catholic too
close to his mother
Haiku # 28779, April 14, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by Mox
Gleaned wisdom tells me
Only do what is written
For each their fate
Haiku # 28778, April 14, 2003 4:31 pm ET
by William Nippress
will walk to Time's Square
drape myself in U.S. flag
light myself ablaze
Haiku # 28777, April 14, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Why end your life with
a whisper, do something great
Try to rob fort Knox
Haiku # 28776, April 14, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
will break the cycle
with suicide one day if
i gather courage
Haiku # 28775, April 14, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The only way he
Could break the cycle is to
Peddle much faster
Haiku # 28774, April 14, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Keruouac died on
a toilet like elvis
after a barfight
Haiku # 28773, April 14, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
do you think
you can break the cycle
sex man?
Haiku # 28772, April 14, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by Mox
Jack Kerouac
no comment
Haiku # 28771, April 14, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so bored and lonely
i look to your dumbasses
for validation
Haiku # 28770, April 14, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sprays on her perfume
maybe that will mask the stench
of decaying fish
Haiku # 28769, April 14, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I can feel your pain
You
Haiku # 28768, April 14, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cying in despair
unimaginable pain
oh! i'm so unloved
Haiku # 28767, April 14, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Thought you didn
Haiku # 28766, April 14, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
god you are boring
even your insults make me
drowsy with fatigue
Haiku # 28765, April 14, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
their cornflake haiku
all sog and no crunch but makes
good fertilizer
Haiku # 28763, April 14, 2003 4:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
love my delusions
i nurse them nurture them like
my newborn puppies
Haiku # 28761, April 14, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
embrace the maelstrom
penn station at rush hour
more like a mosh pit
Haiku # 28760, April 14, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Art for Christ sake Art
He actually calls it Art!
Delusional crap
Haiku # 28759, April 14, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
milking the prostate
most pleasurable indeed
and effortless too.
Haiku # 28758, April 14, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
new level hardcore
cheesegrater cunnilingus
shows dedication
Haiku # 28757, April 14, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
a lump in my balls
let cancer grow to impress
the girl going down
Haiku # 28756, April 14, 2003 3:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
perks of dentistry
sedated under nitrus
the panties come off
Haiku # 28755, April 14, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i leap from the roof
insecure zombie poets
huddle in basement.
Haiku # 28754, April 14, 2003 3:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm arrogant too
self aggrandizement is
my one affliction.
Haiku # 28753, April 14, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
slice you and dice you
i draw spiritual blood with
rapier-like thrusts.
Haiku # 28752, April 14, 2003 3:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
god you people suck
the blood cannot flow in your
anemic haikus.
Haiku # 28751, April 14, 2003 3:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
what great art ever
came out of peaceful thinking
peace is for pussies
Haiku # 28750, April 14, 2003 3:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated by bland shit, they might as well be dead and buried
i've conquered the art
of self-deprecation much
better than you all.
Haiku # 28749, April 14, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
reaching the height of
creativity jackals
nipping at your heels
Haiku # 28748, April 14, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
with forgerer's help
i'll shoot straight to the top of
the website's stat list
Haiku # 28747, April 14, 2003 3:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
didnt' know i was
so popular that people
would want to be me.
Haiku # 28746, April 14, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
forgerer repeats
himself like broken record
he's jealous of me
Haiku # 28745, April 14, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated the real deal
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