Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

exasperation.
i see what i want to see,
loving care... leave me.
Haiku # 28851, April 15, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
we spend time wading,
through shallow conversation,
no fear in drowning.
Haiku # 28850, April 15, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
when given the choice,
to save myself or just run,
i think i will run.
Haiku # 28849, April 15, 2003 2:20 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
not really sure what to think
still sort of confused.
Haiku #28846, by tiger of vegas

April 15, 2003 1:50 pm ET




Show us how to write
Don
Haiku # 28848, April 15, 2003 2:04 pm ET
by I STOLE UR STUFF.. of HAHAHA...TOOK UR HAIKU!!
so i heard some news
not really sure what to think
still sort of confused.
Haiku #28846, by tiger of vegas

April 15, 2003 1:50 pm ET




Show us how to write
Don
Haiku # 28847, April 15, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by copied ur stuff of hahahaa
so i heard some news
not really sure what to think
still sort of confused.
Haiku # 28846, April 15, 2003 1:50 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Show us how to write
Don
Haiku # 28845, April 15, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
Make profound haikus
Make us all suck in our breath
Make us astonished
Haiku # 28844, April 15, 2003 1:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
Here we go again
More critics than the poets
Show us your work
Haiku # 28843, April 15, 2003 1:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
Little doxie takes
down the deer he chases, my
Bosco dreams again
Haiku # 28842, April 15, 2003 12:37 pm ET
by onjaysun (like now what will you do with it, doggie buddy?)
i can barely look
where teh hell is the haiku
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 28841, April 15, 2003 12:29 pm ET
by ap
Viet Iraq!! Hows that? Pretty
Profound, huh? Ain't I snappy??
Don't I got funny stuff to say?
Haiku # 28840, April 15, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
richard larson is a viet cong
sympathizer..stop the war in iraq
george w. had a DUI..hahahahaaa
Haiku # 28839, April 15, 2003 11:20 am ET
by richard larson of springfield, IL
just say hi to em
and say you like them
and maybe they'll get
confused and go away...
Haiku # 28838, April 15, 2003 10:55 am ET
by MSX
man, the old folks on here
have nothing good to say
period, at all, about
people they don't like...
just..."crap crap crap"
you're a fucking clique
getting a taste of your
own medicine...
Haiku # 28837, April 15, 2003 10:52 am ET
by MSX
usually those who
know it all don't know
how to make anything new
Haiku # 28836, April 15, 2003 10:49 am ET
by MSX
nobody would care
to be number one poet
by writing just crap
Haiku # 28835, April 15, 2003 9:28 am ET
by mellie, it is SO frustrating seeing it page after page.. :-(
haiku increases
but it's hyperinflation
not entertainment
Haiku # 28834, April 15, 2003 8:03 am ET
by ash
Free your self-control
Tell the truth and be dammed
Only if you dare
Haiku # 28833, April 15, 2003 3:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Like turtles we wear
Cumbersome exteriors
Just so we fit in
Haiku # 28832, April 15, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
What ranks we join when
Society imposes
Its harsh rules on us
Haiku # 28831, April 15, 2003 3:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Spring glow warmth at last
Nature
Haiku # 28830, April 15, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
After, tell me what truth
You have found about oneness
And understanding
Haiku # 28829, April 15, 2003 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Stay all night naked
Alone six feet up a tree
Face your primal fears
(No higher than six feet in a very dark wood)
Haiku # 28828, April 15, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Zen Masters only one!
There are others with oneness
Try Celtic Wicker
Haiku # 28827, April 15, 2003 3:03 am ET
by William Nippress
oh my dear sweet tea,
no other beverage will do,
you satisfy me.
Haiku # 28826, April 15, 2003 2:36 am ET
by something rosie "ode to tea"
If I do arrive
Forget love's just a figment.
Their touch blocks the truth.
Haiku # 28825, April 15, 2003 1:58 am ET
by Frank Grimes
I'd walk the train tracks
But in dreams, I have no will
To give me power.
Haiku # 28824, April 15, 2003 1:52 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Conductor of dreams
I want to ride just once more
Please take me to them.
Haiku # 28823, April 15, 2003 1:47 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Blue, red and one more;
All they want is my presence.
Swimming...relaxing.
Haiku # 28822, April 15, 2003 1:44 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Blue serenity
Breathing because of your love
My girls with fish tails.
Haiku # 28821, April 15, 2003 1:41 am ET
by Frank Grimes
knowing i don't know,
who or what tomorrow brings,
anticipation hits.
Haiku # 28820, April 15, 2003 12:37 am ET
by Cornea Pete
me rick larson...me viet cong vet...torture good like
good like good like vietnam vet support
Haiku # 28819, April 14, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by richard chump larson of spankfo il
viet viet viet
cong cong
captor captor
vet
torture
good-like, good, like, like...
Haiku # 28818, April 14, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by richard larson of spiffy
..inflict pain real good-like! good-like!! viet cong, viet cong....gong, gong gong show...yayy
Haiku # 28817, April 14, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by richard larson of sfl,d
blowing stuff up as long as we dont
hurt the viet cong, everyone is
happy. they know how to inflict pain real good-like!!!!! :) :)
Haiku # 28816, April 14, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by richard "cong" larson of springfield, il
viet cong captors know how to
hurt and inflict pain
real good-like!
Haiku # 28815, April 14, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by Richard "Nam" Larson of springfield, il
Mental image is different to mirror
I didn't notice the changes
When did i become who i am now
Haiku # 28814, April 14, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by searle of Sitting wrapped in wet towell
It's Baba Ghanouge,
my own personal tiger,
with a girly roar.
Haiku # 28813, April 14, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
tell a zen master
you want self-mastery and
he'll beat you senseless
Haiku # 28812, April 14, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
mastery stifles
we're already one
why suppress nature

Haiku # 28811, April 14, 2003 5:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with new age hippie bullshit.
Mastery of one-
Self frees the oneness within
Discipline supreme
Haiku # 28810, April 14, 2003 5:13 pm ET
by William Nippress
the masses embrace
platitudes as cornerstones
like "No blood for oil."
Haiku # 28809, April 14, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The truth was getting me no where
I succeeded through fabrication
Been bluffing a long time, hating it
Haiku # 28808, April 14, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by searle of walking in step wearing other persons shoes
if words had power
we would all agree but we
don't cause words don't work
Haiku # 28807, April 14, 2003 5:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Feeling the same pain;
My siamese emotions.
Fear of the unknown.
Haiku # 28806, April 14, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by Frank Grimes of right beside you.
eastern religion
does not speak of mastery
they speak of oneness
Haiku # 28805, April 14, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Powerful words will
Break down any barrier
Or calm the beast
Haiku # 28804, April 14, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
repetition makes reality fade
I feel like I am sleeping
Another day at work
Haiku # 28803, April 14, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by searle of speedy train of thought
what cannot be spoken of must be
passed over in silence--so said
Wittgenstein
Haiku # 28802, April 14, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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