Chicken and capon
Turkey, grouse, duck and pheasant
This is foul haiku

Do I need say more?
It

aim for the gynoid
the cybernetic chicks in
the new cold war world...

oh, and don't worry
about the tomatoes, they'll
take care of themselves

the usual sandtrap
the social golf ball lands in
the corporate buff

Want a date? Find me, Sheila
Newton of Round Rock, TX. I am
easy. I will show you...

I am the Whore of Babylon,
I will suck out your soul,
I will show you..on my web cam.

I am Sheila Newton of Round Rock,
Texas. I will show it all on a web
cam. Just ask anyone.

waring a new shirt
and i got hot and sweaty
belly button lint

South West Texas sucks
wants to change their damn school name
New name wont help you.

mindless gift giving,
i have become ponderous,
in showing i care.

hey man what is that?
not real cool haiku bandit
got to keep it real.

pete you seem chipper
how is everything going?
i skipped class today!

exasperation.
i see what i want to see,
loving care... leave me.

we spend time wading,
through shallow conversation,
no fear in drowning.

when given the choice,
to save myself or just run,
i think i will run.

not really sure what to think
still sort of confused.
Haiku #28846, by tiger of vegas

April 15, 2003 1:50 pm ET




Show us how to write
Don

so i heard some news
not really sure what to think
still sort of confused.
Haiku #28846, by tiger of vegas

April 15, 2003 1:50 pm ET




Show us how to write
Don

so i heard some news
not really sure what to think
still sort of confused.

Show us how to write
Don

Make profound haikus
Make us all suck in our breath
Make us astonished

Here we go again
More critics than the poets
Show us your work

Little doxie takes
down the deer he chases, my
Bosco dreams again

i can barely look
where teh hell is the haiku
grandma has a cock

Viet Iraq!! Hows that? Pretty
Profound, huh? Ain't I snappy??
Don't I got funny stuff to say?

richard larson is a viet cong
sympathizer..stop the war in iraq
george w. had a DUI..hahahahaaa

just say hi to em
and say you like them
and maybe they'll get
confused and go away...

man, the old folks on here
have nothing good to say
period, at all, about
people they don't like...
just..."crap crap crap"
you're a fucking clique
getting a taste of your
own medicine...

usually those who
know it all don't know
how to make anything new

nobody would care
to be number one poet
by writing just crap

haiku increases
but it's hyperinflation
not entertainment

Free your self-control
Tell the truth and be dammed
Only if you dare

Like turtles we wear
Cumbersome exteriors
Just so we fit in

What ranks we join when
Society imposes
Its harsh rules on us

Spring glow warmth at last
Nature

After, tell me what truth
You have found about oneness
And understanding

Stay all night naked
Alone six feet up a tree
Face your primal fears
(No higher than six feet in a very dark wood)

Zen Masters only one!
There are others with oneness
Try Celtic Wicker

oh my dear sweet tea,
no other beverage will do,
you satisfy me.

If I do arrive
Forget love's just a figment.
Their touch blocks the truth.

I'd walk the train tracks
But in dreams, I have no will
To give me power.

Conductor of dreams
I want to ride just once more
Please take me to them.

Blue, red and one more;
All they want is my presence.
Swimming...relaxing.

Blue serenity
Breathing because of your love
My girls with fish tails.

knowing i don't know,
who or what tomorrow brings,
anticipation hits.

me rick larson...me viet cong vet...torture good like
good like good like vietnam vet support

viet viet viet
cong cong
captor captor
vet
torture
good-like, good, like, like...

..inflict pain real good-like! good-like!! viet cong, viet cong....gong, gong gong show...yayy

blowing stuff up as long as we dont
hurt the viet cong, everyone is
happy. they know how to inflict pain real good-like!!!!! :) :)

viet cong captors know how to
hurt and inflict pain
real good-like!