Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 346 Days and 77325 Haiku later...

hey man what is that?
not real cool haiku bandit
got to keep it real.
Haiku # 28853, April 15, 2003 2:35 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
pete you seem chipper
how is everything going?
i skipped class today!
Haiku # 28852, April 15, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
exasperation.
i see what i want to see,
loving care... leave me.
Haiku # 28851, April 15, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
we spend time wading,
through shallow conversation,
no fear in drowning.
Haiku # 28850, April 15, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
when given the choice,
to save myself or just run,
i think i will run.
Haiku # 28849, April 15, 2003 2:20 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
not really sure what to think
still sort of confused.
Haiku #28846, by tiger of vegas

April 15, 2003 1:50 pm ET




Show us how to write
Don
Haiku # 28848, April 15, 2003 2:04 pm ET
by I STOLE UR STUFF.. of HAHAHA...TOOK UR HAIKU!!
so i heard some news
not really sure what to think
still sort of confused.
Haiku #28846, by tiger of vegas

April 15, 2003 1:50 pm ET




Show us how to write
Don
Haiku # 28847, April 15, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by copied ur stuff of hahahaa
so i heard some news
not really sure what to think
still sort of confused.
Haiku # 28846, April 15, 2003 1:50 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Show us how to write
Don
Haiku # 28845, April 15, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
Make profound haikus
Make us all suck in our breath
Make us astonished
Haiku # 28844, April 15, 2003 1:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
Here we go again
More critics than the poets
Show us your work
Haiku # 28843, April 15, 2003 1:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
Little doxie takes
down the deer he chases, my
Bosco dreams again
Haiku # 28842, April 15, 2003 12:37 pm ET
by onjaysun (like now what will you do with it, doggie buddy?)
i can barely look
where teh hell is the haiku
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 28841, April 15, 2003 12:29 pm ET
by ap
Viet Iraq!! Hows that? Pretty
Profound, huh? Ain't I snappy??
Don't I got funny stuff to say?
Haiku # 28840, April 15, 2003 11:21 am ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
richard larson is a viet cong
sympathizer..stop the war in iraq
george w. had a DUI..hahahahaaa
Haiku # 28839, April 15, 2003 11:20 am ET
by richard larson of springfield, IL
just say hi to em
and say you like them
and maybe they'll get
confused and go away...
Haiku # 28838, April 15, 2003 10:55 am ET
by MSX
man, the old folks on here
have nothing good to say
period, at all, about
people they don't like...
just..."crap crap crap"
you're a fucking clique
getting a taste of your
own medicine...
Haiku # 28837, April 15, 2003 10:52 am ET
by MSX
usually those who
know it all don't know
how to make anything new
Haiku # 28836, April 15, 2003 10:49 am ET
by MSX
nobody would care
to be number one poet
by writing just crap
Haiku # 28835, April 15, 2003 9:28 am ET
by mellie, it is SO frustrating seeing it page after page.. :-(
haiku increases
but it's hyperinflation
not entertainment
Haiku # 28834, April 15, 2003 8:03 am ET
by ash
Free your self-control
Tell the truth and be dammed
Only if you dare
Haiku # 28833, April 15, 2003 3:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Like turtles we wear
Cumbersome exteriors
Just so we fit in
Haiku # 28832, April 15, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
What ranks we join when
Society imposes
Its harsh rules on us
Haiku # 28831, April 15, 2003 3:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Spring glow warmth at last
Nature
Haiku # 28830, April 15, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
After, tell me what truth
You have found about oneness
And understanding
Haiku # 28829, April 15, 2003 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Stay all night naked
Alone six feet up a tree
Face your primal fears
(No higher than six feet in a very dark wood)
Haiku # 28828, April 15, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Zen Masters only one!
There are others with oneness
Try Celtic Wicker
Haiku # 28827, April 15, 2003 3:03 am ET
by William Nippress
oh my dear sweet tea,
no other beverage will do,
you satisfy me.
Haiku # 28826, April 15, 2003 2:36 am ET
by something rosie "ode to tea"
If I do arrive
Forget love's just a figment.
Their touch blocks the truth.
Haiku # 28825, April 15, 2003 1:58 am ET
by Frank Grimes
I'd walk the train tracks
But in dreams, I have no will
To give me power.
Haiku # 28824, April 15, 2003 1:52 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Conductor of dreams
I want to ride just once more
Please take me to them.
Haiku # 28823, April 15, 2003 1:47 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Blue, red and one more;
All they want is my presence.
Swimming...relaxing.
Haiku # 28822, April 15, 2003 1:44 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Blue serenity
Breathing because of your love
My girls with fish tails.
Haiku # 28821, April 15, 2003 1:41 am ET
by Frank Grimes
knowing i don't know,
who or what tomorrow brings,
anticipation hits.
Haiku # 28820, April 15, 2003 12:37 am ET
by Cornea Pete
me rick larson...me viet cong vet...torture good like
good like good like vietnam vet support
Haiku # 28819, April 14, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by richard chump larson of spankfo il
viet viet viet
cong cong
captor captor
vet
torture
good-like, good, like, like...
Haiku # 28818, April 14, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by richard larson of spiffy
..inflict pain real good-like! good-like!! viet cong, viet cong....gong, gong gong show...yayy
Haiku # 28817, April 14, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by richard larson of sfl,d
blowing stuff up as long as we dont
hurt the viet cong, everyone is
happy. they know how to inflict pain real good-like!!!!! :) :)
Haiku # 28816, April 14, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by richard "cong" larson of springfield, il
viet cong captors know how to
hurt and inflict pain
real good-like!
Haiku # 28815, April 14, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by Richard "Nam" Larson of springfield, il
Mental image is different to mirror
I didn't notice the changes
When did i become who i am now
Haiku # 28814, April 14, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by searle of Sitting wrapped in wet towell
It's Baba Ghanouge,
my own personal tiger,
with a girly roar.
Haiku # 28813, April 14, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
tell a zen master
you want self-mastery and
he'll beat you senseless
Haiku # 28812, April 14, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
mastery stifles
we're already one
why suppress nature

Haiku # 28811, April 14, 2003 5:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated with new age hippie bullshit.
Mastery of one-
Self frees the oneness within
Discipline supreme
Haiku # 28810, April 14, 2003 5:13 pm ET
by William Nippress
the masses embrace
platitudes as cornerstones
like "No blood for oil."
Haiku # 28809, April 14, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The truth was getting me no where
I succeeded through fabrication
Been bluffing a long time, hating it
Haiku # 28808, April 14, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by searle of walking in step wearing other persons shoes
if words had power
we would all agree but we
don't cause words don't work
Haiku # 28807, April 14, 2003 5:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Feeling the same pain;
My siamese emotions.
Fear of the unknown.
Haiku # 28806, April 14, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by Frank Grimes of right beside you.
eastern religion
does not speak of mastery
they speak of oneness
Haiku # 28805, April 14, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Powerful words will
Break down any barrier
Or calm the beast
Haiku # 28804, April 14, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
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