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Haiku # 28170 April 3, 2003 3:46 am ET
by blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah of blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
There once was a man called frustrated
Whos 'haiku' grew to be rather hated
But his mum didn't mind
He took her from behind
And his sister, when his desire wasn't sated
Haiku # 28169 April 3, 2003 2:09 am ET
by A Student of Now THAT'S poetry
My name is not Scott
And shock value is tiring
When there is no shock
Haiku # 28168 April 3, 2003 2:05 am ET
by A Student of Paragraphs have value?
Telepathic thought
A thin stream of consciousness
Separates us all
Haiku # 28167 April 3, 2003 1:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Fixed mechanisms
Underlie consciousness streamed Cognitive thought
Haiku # 28166 April 3, 2003 1:50 am ET
by William Nippress
best poet ever...
sf thinks no one here's great
and that he's the shit...
Haiku # 28165 April 3, 2003 1:33 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
see a paragraph...
writing's pointless...no one reads...
skip over that junk
Haiku # 28164 April 3, 2003 1:30 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
paragraphs aren't bad,
but they have their own places,
try a message board.
Haiku # 28163 April 3, 2003 1:16 am ET
by Cornea Pete
when this blows over
we can get back to haiku
self indulgent fools !
Haiku # 28162 April 2, 2003 9:45 pm ET
by :-) ash
truly has no life
old sexually frustrated
pity party here
Haiku # 28161 April 2, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by someone who has multiple orgasms quite easily
The mind coursing through
maze of its self inflicted
Labyrinths.
Haiku # 28160 April 2, 2003 5:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
good god! can you believe this
guy?
Haiku # 28159 April 2, 2003 5:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
maybe you're right. I'll give others
chance, though they do bore me,
and not one have I found has any
potential for true greatness, but
that's they're problem not mine.
Haiku # 28158 April 2, 2003 5:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
yeah, but look at how selfish your
being. you're not giving anyone
else a chance. you're taking up
the entire page with your own
self conscious ramblings. just
stop now and don't ever come back.
Haiku # 28157 April 2, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
oh, I have plenty more material
in store. It's all about inspiration.
I just get bored with all the other
crap posted on here. It's like
people think poetry's this dainty
flowery little thing when words
should really smash you like a
mallet.
Haiku # 28156 April 2, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sure they catch the eye. but the
schock value's all gone. People
know what to expect of you, and
frankly you're running out of
material.
Haiku # 28155 April 2, 2003 5:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I already said that I was bored
with the haiku form and that I like
paragraphs better. they're more
entertaining, they catch the eye.
Haiku # 28154 April 2, 2003 5:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Well you can at least abide by the
haiku form instead of taking up
space with your incoherent
ramblings.
Haiku # 28153 April 2, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Hey I don't debate that. It's true
that I gather some satisfaction
from posting absurd crap on this
website, and who doesn't.
Haiku # 28152 April 2, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
shut the fuck up you pretentious
piece of crap. "frustrated" you're
just a guy who gets his ass kicked
in the real world then comes on
internet to feel high mighty.
Haiku # 28151 April 2, 2003 5:09 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I use your IDs
Like the marionette pulls
Puppet strings above.
Haiku # 28150 April 2, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
All of you are me
You're just products of severe
Schizophrenia.
Haiku # 28149 April 2, 2003 5:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
They could all be Scott?
How could one person be so
Much of a arsehole?
Haiku # 28148 April 2, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by A Student of Well, actually, does he come from Chester and currently reside in Manchester?
rather obvious
"via", "frustrated" and more
are the same person
Haiku # 28147 April 2, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by ummm. could they ALL be SCOTT?
it is good to see
other contributors here
a breath of fresh air
Haiku # 28146 April 2, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by too bad we cna't ban a certain few
It's not a challenge
That's why this website is so
fucking popular.
Haiku # 28145 April 2, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
form is challenging
three lines and the syllables
i'm off to work now
Haiku # 28144 April 2, 2003 4:01 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
haiku is actually anything less than
seventeen syllables. the form
bores me, so I just write creative
paragraphs. sorry.
Haiku # 28143 April 2, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Only the fool would show the best
side of himself on this website.
You keep your best a secret, lest
you spawn imitators.
Haiku # 28142 April 2, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
listen up bitches...
haiku is five, seven, five
'about haiku' link
Haiku # 28141 April 2, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Strange how they seek out the
gems on the internet of all places,
definitely the forum for all high
art. I know whenever I write a
good haiku on paper I'm just ready
to post it all over the internet to
lend it that air of respectability.
Haiku # 28140 April 2, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
spring tightrope walker
now that one I'd say fer shure
is one of the gems
Haiku # 28139 April 2, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by no shovel needed there!
i bet janis laughed
even if my posting was
more a coup than 'ku


still a better read
than the senryu of late
painful sub-joku
Haiku # 28138 April 2, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by scotch of (generalizing...there may be some gems in here, but you'd need a friggin' shovel to find em)
No, I'm not really a model plane or
sports memorabilia type of guy.
Collecting aborted fetuses is more
my thing. Check out this one
right here. Notice the impeccable
craftmanship of the caved in skull,
the doctor must have been master
with the brainsucking vacuum tube.
It's strange, everytime I ask the
mother whether she wants to keep
her fetus in a jar of formaldehyde
as a momento, she always
screams, pulls her hair out, and
scratches herself all over in existential despair. some people
just don't appreciate art when they
see it.
Haiku # 28137 April 2, 2003 3:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
tongue in her pussy
have visual on pulsating rectum
How terrible, women do fart
Haiku # 28136 April 2, 2003 3:40 pm ET
by searle of Stewing in memories distant
it's that richard larson prick. just
ignore him.
Haiku # 28135 April 2, 2003 3:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Come here Justin Timberlake,
bend over and let me make a man
out of you.
Haiku # 28132 April 2, 2003 3:06 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
good try mr. forgery.
Haiku # 28131 April 2, 2003 3:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Wow, that last one wasn't even
close to my style but could try
mr. forgery.
Haiku # 28130 April 2, 2003 3:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i fuck dead dogs
Haiku # 28129 April 2, 2003 2:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
bravo, hacker, that's what the
world needs, more censorship.
I honor his effort to try and make
the internet the respectable place
that it should be, a place where
one may simultaneously wack off
and send resumes to a potential
employers.
Haiku # 28128 April 2, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the surge of the sea
is the heartbeat of the earth
we tempt fate with war
Haiku # 28127 April 2, 2003 2:28 pm ET
by ap
how darkly he waits
that patient and skulking crow
till the field is clear
Haiku # 28126 April 2, 2003 2:23 pm ET
by got all day r us
a bit of birdsong
clearly makes the afternoon
much more musical
Haiku # 28125 April 2, 2003 2:19 pm ET
by heh heh heh heh
just a sweet young thing
such a lucky girl is she
PFC. Jessica Lynch
Haiku # 28124 April 2, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by good news r us
Spring tightrope walker
swaying in sunlight above
wildly shifting steps
Haiku # 28123 April 2, 2003 2:11 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Snufflelupagus
big furry friend of Big Bird
imaginary
Haiku # 28122 April 2, 2003 2:08 pm ET
by or is he really real?
eschewing haiku?
via ear canal may leave
give us all a break
Haiku # 28121 April 2, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by one can only hope r us
I see what they meant
Bad haiku is getting worse
It's not even fun
Haiku # 28120 April 2, 2003 1:54 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
eschewing winter
extraordinary spring
revitalizes
Haiku # 28119 April 2, 2003 1:50 pm ET
by Boston gal