So I'm addicted,
first step is admiting it
so what happens now?
by something rosie
you make my lips numb
don't think I can recover
you just say "oh shush"
by something rosie
making bad haikus
someone said it would be fun
so why the hell not?
by something rosie
standing on the edge,
i'm thinking about jumping,
the ship is sinking.
by Cornea Pete
run, flee for your life!
if he's just weird, at least you
indulged in drama.
by sheena@computer lab
other scary thing:
he cruises dating websites
more proof pool's shrunk, stunk
by sheena@computer lab
famous last words huh
...he seemed shy and innocent
no, trust your instinct!!
by sheena@computer lab
his eyes are creepy
and he just looks very odd
he's prob'ly harmless
by sheena@computer lab
i wonder if he's
the type to torture an'mals
seems psycho to me
by sheena@computer lab
whenever i'm here
this freak-nasty freak shows up
and sits next to me
by sheena@computer lab
come on, get in, don't
hide under truck staring at
me, dog and/or Gramps
by onjaysun (who's walking who here?)
I am funk
I am a bad haiku
by valblue
here's some advice, folks
hot water daily is key!
please, be merciful!
by sheena
all respect to the
immigrants: you are cool, but
deodorant rules!
by sheena
Land of the Free and
Home of the Freshly Showered...
Please acculturate!.....!
by sheena
people, people, hey!
welcome to America,
where soap's pretty cheap.
by sheena
why, Lord, can't people,
whatever their place of birth,
learn to f***ing bathe!
by sheena
goddamn this nasty
computer lab where i breathe
other people's funk
by sheena
don't always be the victim
don't feed the beast
we have all been children
we have all been victims
and perpetrators too
and none of it is special
except when we look up from our holes
we see the light
and in some breif moment
we reach the light
that's special
by valblue of u.s.
The atomic bomb
Dropped on Baghdad shall be called
The "Liberator".
by sexually frustrated
I'd like one order
of carbon monoxide, two shots
of battery acid, one small cyanide
pill, and all of it biggie sized with
a coke to wash it down.
by sexually frustrated
My dream is to start up my own
euthanasia business. My
advertisements will promise
"Service with a smile."
by sexually frustrated
I'm sorry, Dave, but all the tests
show that there's a golf ball size
tumor in your frontal lobe. Ha Ha
April Fools! Gotcha Bitch.
by sexually frustrated
Wisdom is knowing
That suicide is only
Allotted to man.
by sexually frustrated
Baloney sammiches are nutritious,
Just like Sid Vicious,
Or St. Aloyishes
by "Master" Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
I worship ducks and goats,
(goats are fun at parties) because
I am Farmer Rick, King of Golgotha
by "Master" Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
I worship cows and pigs,
For I am Farmer Rick,
King of the Free World...
by "Master" Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Where did my computer go?
All I have is my Atari 2600,
And a porno mag....
by "Master" Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
scruffy the dog, in my yard,
blammo goes my 22 caliber,
poor ol scruffy...im gonna eat
him for supper
by Anonymous Poet
life is like a bowling ball,
you roll down the alley,
and go in the gutter....
by richard larson of springfield, il
Isn't all sex just consentual rape
anyway? And isn't your body
something akin to the moist towel
I use to catch my semen, some
thing I can wipe my shame on and
toss to the next man?
by sexually frustrated
If Mr. T and
Nell Carter spawned, we'd hear sung
"Don't Jibba Jabba"
by Anonymous Poet
Oh, don't worry about this cigarette
burn, Nurse Betty. It's just how
daddy shows his love.
by sexually frustrated
Late 60's party:
Sandy Duncan swaps eye with
Sam Davis Jr.
by Bubba Zephyr
Sitting in the rest home being
spoon fed baby carrots, he asks
himself what was the point?
School, work, marriage, kids,
retirement, and now doomed to
die in the warehouse alone and
betrayed.
by sexually frustrated
Scraping away at
The dark underbelly of
Our pitiful lives.
by sexually frustrated
"What's she doing hittin me with
a restraining order? I'm gonna go
teach that bitch a lesson!"
by sexually frustrated
Stalking prying eyes
Pretending to be gentle
Lurking scheming
Cow will get you
by searle of in my own stink
Their moo is evil
It shall frighten you rigid
And they shall eat you
by A Student of Ich biß dir die Kehle auf
Saddam has weapons!
Homicidal supercows
They shall destroy you
by A Student of Als ich mich über dich erbrach
Excitement of karts--
Old motorcycle engines...
Backpack of POWER.
by Frank Grimes
I have a Passport
For Tiger, it's not much money
I want a new car.
by Frank Grimes
had an awesome time,
crazy loungin' with my peeps,
and dancin' with rogue.
by Cornea Pete
lack of marshmallow "peeps"
makes a man go crazy
sometimes..
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
there goes the weekend,
i really didn't mind it,
waking on the couch.
by Cornea Pete
breathing fumes all day
alternately dumb and brilliant
next i paint the phone
by thunder stork
i think i'll stop here,
this will be my third haiku,
third to end in "fun".
by Cornea Pete
at first a mistake
brush falls out of mouth - fuck it
paint the computer
by thunder stork
i'm kinda tired,
it's not from a lack of sleep,
it's the lack of fun.
by Cornea Pete
