Saddam has weapons!
Homicidal supercows
They shall destroy you

Excitement of karts--
Old motorcycle engines...
Backpack of POWER.

I have a Passport
For Tiger, it's not much money
I want a new car.

had an awesome time,
crazy loungin' with my peeps,
and dancin' with rogue.

lack of marshmallow "peeps"
makes a man go crazy
sometimes..

there goes the weekend,
i really didn't mind it,
waking on the couch.

breathing fumes all day
alternately dumb and brilliant
next i paint the phone

i think i'll stop here,
this will be my third haiku,
third to end in "fun".

at first a mistake
brush falls out of mouth - fuck it
paint the computer

i'm kinda tired,
it's not from a lack of sleep,
it's the lack of fun.

feeling kinda bored,
i think i will learn Spanish,
this should be some fun.

may seems not to come
agree about beach vay-kay
will never come home

oh,how much longer?!?!
the beach is calling my name
i need my passport

Factory farming
Should stop immediately
Freedom for all cows

you boring wanker
sexually frustrated
will you drive me nuts

wanting to skip class
will get my test back today
ready to fail now.

Busy season rules
Do you think this is a joke?
Better crush your ballzs

german class today
no one understood a word
damn native speaker

I can do this too
you will see it in these lines -
the third line as well...

I like to write stuff
But all words I use are
Monosyllabic

There, that should keep you
Occupied a little while
Stave off your self-doubt

Keep them to myself
My brain too little for that
Inflict them on you

Please don

My Haikus that bad
Looking at most critics work
Theirs are no better

Mawkishly sharp sad
Haikus cut me to the bone
Such shame and sorrow

Nice to see you back.
Site was lacking BJ works...
Of esquire type.

weekend ends too soon
good times always pass quickly
i long for more time

the organ grinder
the monkey cries out at me...
hey...who's throwing poo?

oh, look over there!
there's a badger with a gun
he will kill us all!

All waitresses blend into eachother,
The same blonde hair mixed with
the same padded buttocks, mixed
with the same desperation blowjobs in the storeroom.

Death is disassembly, so why this
fear of my component parts?
We were nuts and bolts to begin
with, our wholeness was a dream.

Failure is not a
Temporary set back
It's a way of life.

The organ donor
Her hips cry out "I'm ready
For anything."

The orangutan
Smoking a cuban cigar,
Wears a monocle

I see so many colours
I get confused
My skill is young

Painters folly
ego
selective self criticism

too many Gods there
one missing "oh" changes all
should be: GOOD GOD WILL

Will attracts waders
slowly they immerse themselves
death by suicide

you could jump off Bill
go under crow-black water
but don't resurface

Slow crow black water
Slides shallow beneath the bridge
Salmon glide upstream

Snapping one

flocks of tired birds
wing back from distant havens
grateful for the Spring

occasional noise
drowning out significance
ignored anyway

misunderstood force
difficult to analyze
alienates interest

no one wants to hear
but all of them will chatter
imperturbably

Mother in laws offer
Detestable brutish cakes
This woman can

Relavitavistic
Dimensional attitudes distract Space-time surfaces

There

I get impression
US news is sanitized
Not same as Europe

I get impression
US news is sanitized
Not same as Europe