Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 70 Days and 78038 Haiku later...
I see so many colours
I get confused
My skill is young
Haiku # 27973 March 30, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by searle of stupid visual mistakes pty ltd
Painters folly
ego
selective self criticism
Haiku # 27972 March 30, 2003 4:01 pm ET
by searle of Alone in Cairns
too many Gods there
one missing "oh" changes all
should be: GOOD GOD WILL
Haiku # 27971 March 30, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by give us all a BREAK
Will attracts waders
slowly they immerse themselves
death by suicide
Haiku # 27970 March 30, 2003 3:46 pm ET
by God God Will--Go AWAY
you could jump off Bill
go under crow-black water
but don't resurface
Haiku # 27969 March 30, 2003 2:29 pm ET
by Mellie
Slow crow black water
Slides shallow beneath the bridge
Salmon glide upstream
Haiku # 27968 March 30, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
Snapping one
Haiku # 27967 March 30, 2003 2:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
flocks of tired birds
wing back from distant havens
grateful for the Spring
Haiku # 27966 March 30, 2003 11:33 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
occasional noise
drowning out significance
ignored anyway
Haiku # 27965 March 30, 2003 11:32 am ET
by one more for the gang
misunderstood force
difficult to analyze
alienates interest
Haiku # 27964 March 30, 2003 11:31 am ET
by me again
no one wants to hear
but all of them will chatter
imperturbably
Haiku # 27963 March 30, 2003 11:30 am ET
by critics r us
Mother in laws offer
Detestable brutish cakes
This woman can
Haiku # 27962 March 30, 2003 8:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Relavitavistic
Dimensional attitudes distract Space-time surfaces
Haiku # 27961 March 30, 2003 8:12 am ET
by William Nippress
There
Haiku # 27960 March 30, 2003 4:30 am ET
by William Nippress
I get impression
US news is sanitized
Not same as Europe
Haiku # 27959 March 30, 2003 4:24 am ET
by William Nippress
I get impression
US news is sanitized
Not same as Europe
Haiku # 27958 March 30, 2003 4:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Everyone
Haiku # 27957 March 30, 2003 4:22 am ET
by William Nippress
maybe, big maybe,
I even miss the haikus
of internet chick
Haiku # 27956 March 30, 2003 3:18 am ET
by guess who of guess where
maybe in all this mess
hidden under tons of mud
something's worth to read
Haiku # 27955 March 30, 2003 3:16 am ET
by guess who of guess where
reading last day's posts
scrolling down all the haikus
filtering poets' names
Haiku # 27954 March 30, 2003 3:14 am ET
by guess who of guess where
Primeval dreams invade
Run from inescapable
Captive ancient sleep
Haiku # 27953 March 30, 2003 2:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Theft is no big thing
In fact it is very small
Much like thieves themselves
Haiku # 27952 March 29, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by A Student of That's not a sausage!
If you're going to steal, always dress clean-cut, don't wear baggy clothing it's too obvious, don't make suspicious movements, and don't be looking up at the cameras.
Look as non threatening as possible.
Haiku # 27951 March 29, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Yeah right, like those small
Metallic strips inside are
Going to stop me.
Haiku # 27950 March 29, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
A bookstore thief, I
Will never pay fifteen bucks
For a paper back.
Haiku # 27949 March 29, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Can't you wear the shoes?
And then you change your clothing
Cowardly sucka
Haiku # 27948 March 29, 2003 4:01 pm ET
by A Student of It takes a real man to wear high heels (believe me)
Fool who wears the boots
"It's so I can run away.
"It's too cold outside."
Haiku # 27947 March 29, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by A Student of fool!
Haiku excellence
Bad is an understatement
It's total, utter...
Haiku # 27946 March 29, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by A Student of Actually, it's even worse than that
After your third penile implant
You start to question whether your
Mag Lite-size member belongs on
your 120 lb frame.
Haiku # 27945 March 29, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
don't explode too much
I've noticed the worst threat
is those who have nothing

that refuse to work to go from nothing
but work very hard to get rid of your something
which is why they have nothing in the first place
Haiku # 27944 March 29, 2003 2:52 pm ET
by Mox
I will suck your dick,
For free if you want,
Cause I just hate cunt..
Haiku # 27943 March 29, 2003 2:14 pm ET
by Richard "AssCracker" Larson of Springfield, IL
Alan Alda, chewing my balls,
While I toss Liberace's salad,
Gayness for the new millenium..
Haiku # 27942 March 29, 2003 2:12 pm ET
by Richard "AssCracker" Larson of Springfield, IL
The time is not true
Found secret of time travel
27886
Haiku # 27941 March 29, 2003 1:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
Time difference UK!
I have to get up early
And go to bed late
Haiku # 27940 March 29, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
Fish-net stockings, basque
Hot-pants, high-heels and panties
Rather comfortable
(apart from my feet)
Haiku # 27939 March 29, 2003 1:47 pm ET
by A Student of Things that students do
Hey William Nippress
no offense, but do you sleep?
Posts at 4 and 9?
Haiku # 27938 March 29, 2003 9:49 am ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Desires to rejoin
Sun pulls through the canopy
Oaks lush green scramble
Haiku # 27937 March 29, 2003 9:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Kayak down river
Turn on end, fast hard paddle
Launch myself off wave
Haiku # 27936 March 29, 2003 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress
River soaked my skin
Red-hot sun warms up my face
Ready for next soak
Haiku # 27935 March 29, 2003 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Blam goes another
Hard rough reverberations
Killing civilians
Haiku # 27934 March 29, 2003 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Good or bad speaking
Not good sign of statesmanship
Tell them to shut up
Haiku # 27933 March 29, 2003 4:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Blair is good speaker
Blair is much too clever
Shoots himself in foot
Haiku # 27932 March 29, 2003 4:29 am ET
by William Nippress
Bush is poor speaker
He
Haiku # 27931 March 29, 2003 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Is old Reagan dead
Or just had a bush face lift
Hard to tell difference
Haiku # 27930 March 29, 2003 4:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Carouselambra
Sisters of the wayside, Man
You
Haiku # 27929 March 29, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
very frightening
his voice is just like reagan's
and his dementia
Haiku # 27928 March 28, 2003 10:43 pm ET
by ash
eyeballs flying by
barely faster than the train
pretend you don't see
Haiku # 27927 March 28, 2003 6:33 pm ET
by thunder stork
It's after five now
but I'm still at work doing
some stupid haikus?
Haiku # 27926 March 28, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
I told some jokes to
my friend Brad - he wouldn't give
a courtesy laugh.
Haiku # 27925 March 28, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Carouselambra
is 10 minutes of good fun.
Especially high.
Haiku # 27924 March 28, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr