Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #27951
If you're going to steal, always dress clean-cut, don't wear baggy clothing it's too obvious, don't make suspicious movements, and don't be looking up at the cameras.
Look as non threatening as possible.
Haiku #27951
Posted: March 29, 2003 4:20 pm ET
Poet & location: sexually frustrated