Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 347 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

Time difference UK!
I have to get up early
And go to bed late
Haiku # 27940, March 29, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
Fish-net stockings, basque
Hot-pants, high-heels and panties
Rather comfortable
(apart from my feet)
Haiku # 27939, March 29, 2003 1:47 pm ET
by A Student of Things that students do
Hey William Nippress
no offense, but do you sleep?
Posts at 4 and 9?
Haiku # 27938, March 29, 2003 9:49 am ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Desires to rejoin
Sun pulls through the canopy
Oaks lush green scramble
Haiku # 27937, March 29, 2003 9:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Kayak down river
Turn on end, fast hard paddle
Launch myself off wave
Haiku # 27936, March 29, 2003 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress
River soaked my skin
Red-hot sun warms up my face
Ready for next soak
Haiku # 27935, March 29, 2003 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Blam goes another
Hard rough reverberations
Killing civilians
Haiku # 27934, March 29, 2003 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Good or bad speaking
Not good sign of statesmanship
Tell them to shut up
Haiku # 27933, March 29, 2003 4:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Blair is good speaker
Blair is much too clever
Shoots himself in foot
Haiku # 27932, March 29, 2003 4:29 am ET
by William Nippress
Bush is poor speaker
He
Haiku # 27931, March 29, 2003 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Is old Reagan dead
Or just had a bush face lift
Hard to tell difference
Haiku # 27930, March 29, 2003 4:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Carouselambra
Sisters of the wayside, Man
You
Haiku # 27929, March 29, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
very frightening
his voice is just like reagan's
and his dementia
Haiku # 27928, March 28, 2003 10:43 pm ET
by ash
eyeballs flying by
barely faster than the train
pretend you don't see
Haiku # 27927, March 28, 2003 6:33 pm ET
by thunder stork
It's after five now
but I'm still at work doing
some stupid haikus?
Haiku # 27926, March 28, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
I told some jokes to
my friend Brad - he wouldn't give
a courtesy laugh.
Haiku # 27925, March 28, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Carouselambra
is 10 minutes of good fun.
Especially high.
Haiku # 27924, March 28, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
My brother used to
race roaches across the grill
at Krystal Burger.
Haiku # 27923, March 28, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
I ate White Castle,
Taco Bell, Jack in the Box
My guts are shellacked.
Haiku # 27922, March 28, 2003 5:54 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
If I was a small
kid when Saddam was small too
I'd have punched his balls.
Haiku # 27921, March 28, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
I wrote that last one
after I cleared the chamber
on my Graphix bong.
Haiku # 27920, March 28, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
I wish we all could
get in a time machine and
see how we end up.
Haiku # 27919, March 28, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
My diagnosis?
the world needs an enema
up the ole poop shoot.
Haiku # 27918, March 28, 2003 5:41 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
What would you give me
to wear a meat helmet with
vegetarians?
Haiku # 27917, March 28, 2003 5:37 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
The televised plane crash, our eyes
pop out, we gasp in awe. But how
wonderful it is to be alive while
others die in our place.
Haiku # 27916, March 28, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Shopping to their hearts content
The soul screams out "Consume or
Die!" Bless the holy Macy's, stifling
my fear of death.
Haiku # 27915, December 31, 1999 7:07 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I'm no underground man, just
a poor bastard who's been fucked
over one too many times. I'm an
evil man, a sick man, but my liver
doesn't hurt, I'm on drugs.
Haiku # 27914, December 31, 1999 7:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
OUch..
my liver hurts,
Haiku # 27913, March 28, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am Richard Larson,
Queen of Drag, I like womens
clothes too...
Haiku # 27912, December 31, 1999 7:00 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Poor bloated pidgeon feasting
On human waste, renouncing all
energy to fly. You're one of us
now.
Haiku # 27911, December 31, 1999 7:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I am the Real Slim Shady,
So I will now stand up,
and fight the power..keeping me down......
Haiku # 27910, December 31, 1999 7:00 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
It's hard to walk the streets
without thinking about the pipes
pumping rivers of shit just below
the surface.
Haiku # 27909, March 28, 2003 4:00 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
"Mm. That's a strange fragrance
you're wearing, what's it called?"
"The stink of death."
Haiku # 27908, March 28, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Snow white. She thought that
seven up was a drink till she discovered vodka
Haiku # 27907, March 28, 2003 3:12 pm ET
by William Nippress
betrayl of truth or
betrayl of trust or the loss
of spelling words right
Haiku # 27906, March 28, 2003 2:57 pm ET
by Mox
a job is a job
and they usually blow but
money is money

and the irs is a pimp
Haiku # 27905, March 28, 2003 3:00 pm ET
by Mox
guess who's back, again...
send eminem across those
waters, bitching war

total annihilation
explosives not necessary
Haiku # 27904, March 28, 2003 3:00 pm ET
by Mox
the golden road is
often covered with dead munchkins
on the way to oz

Is Donald Rumsfeld the tin man?
who's behind the curtain in Baghdad?
(don't get me going on "if I only had a brain")
Haiku # 27903, March 28, 2003 3:00 pm ET
by Mox
Death chooses the drugs
Can
Haiku # 27902, March 30, 2003 9:12 am ET
by William Nippress
My life is over
Audit has come to an end
My soul longs for tax
Haiku # 27901, March 28, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by arsface
Hit the Puuttter Train
Riding like a burning flame
Want to go home now
Haiku # 27900, March 28, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by PT of TO
banana peels,
eels,
maids on wheels...
Haiku # 27899, March 28, 2003 1:56 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Audit's Thunder
Rolling through the balance sheet
Confidence reigns
Haiku # 27898, April 12, 2003 2:29 am ET
by P-Bomb of t-Dot
debits and credits
everything must balance
simple yet profound
Haiku # 27897, April 8, 2003 2:45 am ET
by Mike Elkins of Toronto
Saddam Hussain, war.
Women is a dangercat
Melancholy exists.
Haiku # 27896, March 28, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by P-Diddy of T-Dot
stare at the picture
eyes crossed..Don't see the monkey
Don't see the monkey
Haiku # 27895, March 28, 2003 1:33 pm ET
by onjaysun (No wait....I think I see..oh nevermind)
i agree with k
site used to rock the mullet
now only war flames...
Haiku # 27894, March 28, 2003 12:00 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
I drink Blatz beer, and Old
Milwaukee, and Schlitz Malt
Liquor. I'm not on drugs..
Haiku # 27893, March 28, 2003 11:17 am ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Barney Fife is my Wife,
He only has one bullet,
But the haircut ain't a mullet
Haiku # 27892, March 28, 2003 11:16 am ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
110, 220,
whatever it takes
Haiku # 27891, March 28, 2003 11:15 am ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
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