Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 347 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

I am Richard Larson,
King of The Arson,
Eatin' the Gubment Cheese
Haiku # 27890, March 28, 2003 11:14 am ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Unification
Humanitarism
Vilification
Haiku # 27889, March 28, 2003 10:33 am ET
by William Nippress
The hatred is spreading fast
Lies upon lies upon lies
Obscenely words flow
Haiku # 27888, March 28, 2003 6:51 am ET
by William Nippress
United Nations
Slumbering eminently
Wake up and smell fear
Haiku # 27887, March 28, 2003 6:21 am ET
by William Nippress
To time travel
Dissociate from structure
Peripatetic
Haiku # 27886, March 28, 2003 6:15 am ET
by William Nippress
You know...this site used
to be halfway fun, even
if I hated it
Haiku # 27885, March 28, 2003 5:04 am ET
by k
Salvia Divinorum
It
Haiku # 27884, March 28, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
well here's the bad news
not just possible but a fact
you ARE a robot
Haiku # 27883, March 27, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by ash (just freaking you out maaaaaaan....!)
actually though
i've never seen my insides
maybe a cyborg
Haiku # 27882, March 27, 2003 10:35 pm ET
by thunder stork
first time i smoked pot
thought it could be possible
i was a robot
Haiku # 27881, March 27, 2003 10:32 pm ET
by thunder stork
My Gal Eats Garlic
She Thinks Thatit It Makes Her Strong It Sure Does her Breath.
Haiku # 27880, March 27, 2003 9:03 pm ET
by Billbard of florida
Thunder Clapping Loud
Left Umbrella In Fhe Car
Pitter,Patter,Soaked
Haiku # 27879, March 27, 2003 8:54 pm ET
by Billbard of Florida
seek and destroy, the
envy of the damned is to
play the role of friend
Haiku # 27878, March 27, 2003 7:04 pm ET
by Null
The line is thread-like
between the boat and the shore
winds blow out to sea
Haiku # 27877, March 27, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
blessed be
and merry part
Haiku # 27876, March 27, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by Mox
On that note, I'll hoist myself
Out of this cesspool of an internet
existence, for at least a shortwhile
My ego requires that I come back
on at some point.
Haiku # 27875, March 27, 2003 5:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
well, man
you're not alone
and blessed be
just might do it
Haiku # 27874, March 27, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by Mox
I feel lost sometimes
but, some people say
the solution is to
stop living on line
Haiku # 27873, March 27, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by Mox
Of course I'm single
Would a man with a loving mate
Rant and rave as I do, wasting
his entire life on some stupid
website?
Haiku # 27872, March 27, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sex, what if you
weren't single
would the yab meet the yum
in nirvana?
Haiku # 27871, March 27, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by Mox
hmm, I do weird things
Haiku # 27870, March 27, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by Mox
When to a Tool concert on DXM,
Ingredient found in Nyquil.
Perfectly legal, and you can make
it yourself. We're talking total
mind body disassociation. SPIRAL
OUT BABY.
Haiku # 27869, March 27, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
could wisdom
come from our president
or just puppeteering?
Haiku # 27868, March 27, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by Mox
this is a beat time
I guess but I'm not
experienced

I'm just level 2
anyhow at
whatever it is
Haiku # 27867, March 27, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by Mox
sex, are you single?
nakedly assured Old Bull Bill
was probably a Black Magickian
as well, old Christians try
to keep away in times of change
Haiku # 27866, March 27, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by Mox
some people prefer
less to more
legal to illegal
conservative to liberal
taste to taste
Haiku # 27865, March 27, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by Mox
Yes, LSD, the ultimate panacea
But I also self medicate with
Booze and pot.
Haiku # 27864, March 27, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
oh, so the LSD was more
like a self medication?
I was more an Irish solution
alcoholism
Haiku # 27863, March 27, 2003 5:13 pm ET
by Mox
hmm, dunking poundcake
and talking to hauser and o'brien
about old golds or Islam Inc?
I don't think I could write anything
that would match up to the experienced deprivation but
the bored are often those
who realize much wisdom is much sorrow
Haiku # 27862, March 27, 2003 5:12 pm ET
by Mox
So I have severe bipolar disorder
and take Zoloft. But LSD worked
for me.
Haiku # 27861, March 27, 2003 5:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Psychelics are perfectly harmless
Naked Lunch was about heroin
Addiction or cocaine, I can't
remember. You don't know till
you've tried.
Haiku # 27860, March 27, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I don't need LSD
because I have ADHD
and all I need is a twinkie
Haiku # 27859, March 27, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by Mox
the drugs bomb the hell
out of the mind, creating a naked lunch and a landscape made in hell
Haiku # 27858, March 27, 2003 5:09 pm ET
by Mox
hmm, rose gardens
thorns
in side
the burned out shell of dresden
Haiku # 27857, March 27, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by Mox
Cancerous haiku
It spreads and mutates freely
But it is still bad
Haiku # 27856, March 27, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by A Student of What if Satan was a small garden vegetable?
I like shitty writers
L'amour
for example
Haiku # 27855, March 27, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vonneguts a shitty writer
Read Kafka or Beckett or
Dostoevsky or Camus
those guys got it
right.
Haiku # 27854, March 27, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
acid worked for me. It's just
matter of the right molecule hitting
the right neuron, and you're
forever changed.
Haiku # 27853, March 27, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Vonnegut and the sound of one
hand clapping
out west
Haiku # 27852, March 27, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Mox
Shemhamforash
oh hail eris
42
and a patridge in a pear tree
or on tv
Haiku # 27851, March 27, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
not my choice
lsd isn't my thing
my mind is like that now
Haiku # 27850, March 27, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by Mox
Exactly, zen embraces paradox.
To talk about it is to not know it.
But hey we have to communicate
somehow, that's where the koans
come in.
Haiku # 27849, March 27, 2003 4:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Yes, shit happens.
Zen tells you not to fight it.
Go with the flow. Take LSD
it doesn't matter enlightenment
can come from anything and not
just quiet sitting.
Haiku # 27848, March 27, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrating
the zen statement is
it just is
I don't know about schools

just some tea here and there
Haiku # 27847, March 27, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by Mox
hmm, what do the drugs do?
Haiku # 27846, March 27, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by Mox
well, does what we
know really matter or
to take to heart

the words of another
who might just be
words that mean nothing?
Haiku # 27845, March 27, 2003 4:56 pm ET
by Mox
then, shit
Haiku # 27844, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
from moment to moment
Haiku # 27843, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is quiet
Haiku # 27842, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hmm, shit happens
Haiku # 27841, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by Mox
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