Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 347 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

the drugs bomb the hell
out of the mind, creating a naked lunch and a landscape made in hell
Haiku # 27858, March 27, 2003 5:09 pm ET
by Mox
hmm, rose gardens
thorns
in side
the burned out shell of dresden
Haiku # 27857, March 27, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by Mox
Cancerous haiku
It spreads and mutates freely
But it is still bad
Haiku # 27856, March 27, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by A Student of What if Satan was a small garden vegetable?
I like shitty writers
L'amour
for example
Haiku # 27855, March 27, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vonneguts a shitty writer
Read Kafka or Beckett or
Dostoevsky or Camus
those guys got it
right.
Haiku # 27854, March 27, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
acid worked for me. It's just
matter of the right molecule hitting
the right neuron, and you're
forever changed.
Haiku # 27853, March 27, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Vonnegut and the sound of one
hand clapping
out west
Haiku # 27852, March 27, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Mox
Shemhamforash
oh hail eris
42
and a patridge in a pear tree
or on tv
Haiku # 27851, March 27, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
not my choice
lsd isn't my thing
my mind is like that now
Haiku # 27850, March 27, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by Mox
Exactly, zen embraces paradox.
To talk about it is to not know it.
But hey we have to communicate
somehow, that's where the koans
come in.
Haiku # 27849, March 27, 2003 4:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Yes, shit happens.
Zen tells you not to fight it.
Go with the flow. Take LSD
it doesn't matter enlightenment
can come from anything and not
just quiet sitting.
Haiku # 27848, March 27, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrating
the zen statement is
it just is
I don't know about schools

just some tea here and there
Haiku # 27847, March 27, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by Mox
hmm, what do the drugs do?
Haiku # 27846, March 27, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by Mox
well, does what we
know really matter or
to take to heart

the words of another
who might just be
words that mean nothing?
Haiku # 27845, March 27, 2003 4:56 pm ET
by Mox
then, shit
Haiku # 27844, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
from moment to moment
Haiku # 27843, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is quiet
Haiku # 27842, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hmm, shit happens
Haiku # 27841, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by Mox
If you think Zen is about
Meditation you're grossly mistaken.
Zen is heroic existentialism at
it's finest.
Haiku # 27840, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
You don't know shit about Zen
The Soto school is a lot about quiet meditation and all that bullshit, while the Rinzai tells you to hurl yourself into chaos and hope for the enlightenment to happen.
Haiku # 27839, March 27, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Sorry, that wasn't AP,
I forget to put "Mox"
down, dadaista
Haiku # 27838, March 27, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by Mox
Zen is living and breathing
without stress and
mind you without the drugs so much
Haiku # 27837, March 27, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Living existentialism
Is essentially Zen
Buddhism anyway, so go for it.
Haiku # 27836, March 27, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I'll just take drugs and
Anaesthatize myself to
The horror of it all.
Haiku # 27835, March 27, 2003 4:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hmm, I prefer a living
existentialism to a dying
nihilism
Haiku # 27834, March 27, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by Mox
Definitely not Soren K. He said
We had to achieve authenticity
And make the leap of faith and all
that, he didn't say that life was
inherently meaningless.
Haiku # 27833, March 27, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hmm, brimstone
I think I'll go to a bar
and ask if someone can mix me one
Haiku # 27832, March 27, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by Mox
some people just
settle for a magic 8 ball
and worry about losing

their loan to Ditech
Haiku # 27831, March 27, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by Mox
What about brimstone
Can't have the fire without
Brimstone, what the hell is
brimstone anyway.
Haiku # 27830, March 27, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Well, when man sets
itself up as a know it all God
then, critics abound

and destroy themselves
(nietzche and heidegger huh,
what about Soren K.?)
Haiku # 27829, March 27, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by Mox
well, indeed, but that
would be by fire and not flood
or Robert Frost, that old New Englander insisted on ice
Haiku # 27828, March 27, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by Mox
So did Melville, Nietzsche
Heidegger, in a way Buddha, all
The Indian mystics and Beckett.
Not a very original theory.
Haiku # 27827, March 27, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Or then again, God
Could just be conducting his
Spring house cleaning.
Haiku # 27826, March 27, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Vonnegut did theorize
a God of Indifference
who left Free Will for us on our own
Haiku # 27825, March 27, 2003 4:40 pm ET
by Mox
well, then there was
Corey Heart who wore his
sunglasses at night

so he could
so he could
have a top 40 song
Haiku # 27824, March 27, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by Mox
God's left the building
He said "Fuck it, you guys are
On your own for now on."
Haiku # 27823, March 27, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hmm, the design to
shadowly, intimidate
sort of a fuzz idea
Haiku # 27822, March 27, 2003 4:38 pm ET
by Mox
I wear sunglasses
On the subway to furtively
Stare at people.
Haiku # 27821, March 27, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Then again, I've always
like the idea of a Pagan
future and a Goddess
but I could never be
a vegetarian either
Haiku # 27820, March 27, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by Mox
I think God is pissed
that his Creation is rebelling
against itself and

He has to put a stop to it
Haiku # 27819, March 27, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by Mox
God and Allah
Are high fiving it up there
Reached agreement to kill us all.
Haiku # 27818, March 27, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
why does someone wear
sunglasses in a dimly lit
florescent atmosphere?
Haiku # 27817, March 27, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by Mox
ok, about gay chickens?
they get laid but
what about laying eggs

this whole thing is scrambled anyways
Haiku # 27816, March 27, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by Mox
some people do that
film it, and sell it
probably under chicken and porn
Haiku # 27815, March 27, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by Mox
if some people had
their fantasies
Ursula K. would have us

choose our genders at 13
Haiku # 27814, March 27, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by Mox
Locked up in a
Chicken coop for years on end
I'd probably fuck chickens.
Haiku # 27813, March 27, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
yes, but, who, what
where why and how, if
it is not rape then it

is smiley purple rainbows?????
Haiku # 27812, March 27, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by Mox
It's interesting
Playing out my fantasies
But not quite as good
Haiku # 27811, March 27, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by A Student of U can't touch this. well, you could...
Of course forced gayness
Happens everday in our
Prison systems.
Haiku # 27810, March 27, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
perhaps, man turns
gay, out of frustration
bi, default...
Haiku # 27809, March 27, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by Mox
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