Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 347 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

Or then again, God
Could just be conducting his
Spring house cleaning.
Haiku # 27826, March 27, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Vonnegut did theorize
a God of Indifference
who left Free Will for us on our own
Haiku # 27825, March 27, 2003 4:40 pm ET
by Mox
well, then there was
Corey Heart who wore his
sunglasses at night

so he could
so he could
have a top 40 song
Haiku # 27824, March 27, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by Mox
God's left the building
He said "Fuck it, you guys are
On your own for now on."
Haiku # 27823, March 27, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hmm, the design to
shadowly, intimidate
sort of a fuzz idea
Haiku # 27822, March 27, 2003 4:38 pm ET
by Mox
I wear sunglasses
On the subway to furtively
Stare at people.
Haiku # 27821, March 27, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Then again, I've always
like the idea of a Pagan
future and a Goddess
but I could never be
a vegetarian either
Haiku # 27820, March 27, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by Mox
I think God is pissed
that his Creation is rebelling
against itself and

He has to put a stop to it
Haiku # 27819, March 27, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by Mox
God and Allah
Are high fiving it up there
Reached agreement to kill us all.
Haiku # 27818, March 27, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
why does someone wear
sunglasses in a dimly lit
florescent atmosphere?
Haiku # 27817, March 27, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by Mox
ok, about gay chickens?
they get laid but
what about laying eggs

this whole thing is scrambled anyways
Haiku # 27816, March 27, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by Mox
some people do that
film it, and sell it
probably under chicken and porn
Haiku # 27815, March 27, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by Mox
if some people had
their fantasies
Ursula K. would have us

choose our genders at 13
Haiku # 27814, March 27, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by Mox
Locked up in a
Chicken coop for years on end
I'd probably fuck chickens.
Haiku # 27813, March 27, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
yes, but, who, what
where why and how, if
it is not rape then it

is smiley purple rainbows?????
Haiku # 27812, March 27, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by Mox
It's interesting
Playing out my fantasies
But not quite as good
Haiku # 27811, March 27, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by A Student of U can't touch this. well, you could...
Of course forced gayness
Happens everday in our
Prison systems.
Haiku # 27810, March 27, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
perhaps, man turns
gay, out of frustration
bi, default...
Haiku # 27809, March 27, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by Mox
What hilarity
Man turns homosexual
By default.
Haiku # 27808, March 27, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
some people go bi
and wonder where they
belong at all mind you

sometimes who gives a
Haiku # 27807, March 27, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by Mox
It's liberating
And quite comfortable too
Wearing womens' clothes
Haiku # 27806, March 27, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by A Student of Stop! Hammer time...
Since I'm shunned by girls
I choose to copulate with
My own suffering.
Haiku # 27805, March 27, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Life is irony
Man takes thirty Zoloft pills
And ends himself.
Haiku # 27804, March 27, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
signs signs, everywhere
the warnings aim to a crab
in the white house

trying to make this homeland
secure...
Haiku # 27803, March 27, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by Mox
AP is a Scorpio
like myself, stingers raised
he must be single too
Haiku # 27802, March 27, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if you eat the poison fruit
perhaps you will gain a tolerance
and a resistance
Haiku # 27801, March 27, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by Mox
Anonymous thinks
He's the policeman of good
Taste, go bake a cake bitch.
Haiku # 27800, March 27, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the disease of the blasphemous toungue
is better than mad cow disease
or mystery pneumonia
Haiku # 27799, March 27, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by Mox
But Daaad! Saddammy
don't play fair...Shut up, Dub... I'll
turn this tank around!
Haiku # 27798, March 27, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by onjaysun (and he's not wearing his redcoat either!)
well, the problem is sex
you're a decent poet
writing "bad" poetry
Haiku # 27797, March 27, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by Mox
Don't discriminate
Against bad haikus, hate every
bad poet equally.
Haiku # 27796, March 27, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
in a way though, I
see a lot of you as the McDonald's
of poets, fast food thoughts
lots of calories
could be better
Haiku # 27795, March 27, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by Mox
I think I just like
the abuse, the, competition
with the voices above
Haiku # 27794, March 27, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by Mox
mox...why don't you just
fuck off...no one wants you here
nobody at all
Haiku # 27793, March 27, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
When life gets me down
And everything collapses
I wear lingerie
Haiku # 27792, March 27, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by A Student of OK I don't, but I might in future
yes, bob had the answer
to handle trolling but, I think
all I wanted to do was

contribute
Haiku # 27791, March 27, 2003 2:09 pm ET
by Mox
shall this war go on
for months on end, controversy
of another Texan admin?
Haiku # 27790, March 27, 2003 2:08 pm ET
by Mox
it's better words than
missles, but still words give
the order to fire

death is death by
any means, and to support it?
I feel damned if I do or don't
Haiku # 27789, March 27, 2003 2:07 pm ET
by Moxie
being a "troll"
is in a way shooting oneself
in the foot to avoid a draft
Haiku # 27788, March 27, 2003 2:05 pm ET
by Mox
speaking of forbidden fruit
aren't we where the cradle
of civilization is? at war now?
Haiku # 27787, March 27, 2003 2:04 pm ET
by Mox
having this disease,
is speeding my adulthood,
and also my end.
Haiku # 27786, March 27, 2003 12:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
When I'm sixty-eight
I want my trophy wife to
Clean the house quickly
Haiku # 27785, March 27, 2003 11:22 am ET
by A Student of Bush's speech that I just saw was actually quite good
do not write of mox'
he is the forbidden fruit
of all bad haiku
Haiku # 27784, March 27, 2003 10:06 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Do you remember your first blowjob? I do, so does the guy who's dick I was sucking! Ha, ha!
Haiku # 27783, March 27, 2003 8:36 am ET
by Richard "Toss the salad" Larson of Springfield, IL
I hate pussy,
Smells like tuna fish,
I like the smell of ball sweat.
Haiku # 27782, March 27, 2003 8:32 am ET
by Richard Guido Larson of Springfield, IL
Why do my balls itch?
And they smell funny too.
What the fuck is that goo??
Haiku # 27781, March 27, 2003 8:27 am ET
by Richard Keith Larson of spfld, il
Now the trolls are in;
a damaging side effect
of their haiku war
Haiku # 27780, March 27, 2003 5:07 am ET
by guess who
Tugging unknowing
Rancorous rushing hill stream
Laughing pebble sleeps
Haiku # 27779, March 27, 2003 3:10 am ET
by William Nippress
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 27778, March 27, 2003 3:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Wide bridesmaids passion
Sadly always the bridesmaid
But never the bride
Haiku # 27777, March 27, 2003 3:05 am ET
by William Nippress
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