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27 Years, 347 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

blessed be
and merry part
Haiku # 27876, March 27, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by Mox
On that note, I'll hoist myself
Out of this cesspool of an internet
existence, for at least a shortwhile
My ego requires that I come back
on at some point.
Haiku # 27875, March 27, 2003 5:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
well, man
you're not alone
and blessed be
just might do it
Haiku # 27874, March 27, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by Mox
I feel lost sometimes
but, some people say
the solution is to
stop living on line
Haiku # 27873, March 27, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by Mox
Of course I'm single
Would a man with a loving mate
Rant and rave as I do, wasting
his entire life on some stupid
website?
Haiku # 27872, March 27, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sex, what if you
weren't single
would the yab meet the yum
in nirvana?
Haiku # 27871, March 27, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by Mox
hmm, I do weird things
Haiku # 27870, March 27, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by Mox
When to a Tool concert on DXM,
Ingredient found in Nyquil.
Perfectly legal, and you can make
it yourself. We're talking total
mind body disassociation. SPIRAL
OUT BABY.
Haiku # 27869, March 27, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
could wisdom
come from our president
or just puppeteering?
Haiku # 27868, March 27, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by Mox
this is a beat time
I guess but I'm not
experienced

I'm just level 2
anyhow at
whatever it is
Haiku # 27867, March 27, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by Mox
sex, are you single?
nakedly assured Old Bull Bill
was probably a Black Magickian
as well, old Christians try
to keep away in times of change
Haiku # 27866, March 27, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by Mox
some people prefer
less to more
legal to illegal
conservative to liberal
taste to taste
Haiku # 27865, March 27, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by Mox
Yes, LSD, the ultimate panacea
But I also self medicate with
Booze and pot.
Haiku # 27864, March 27, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
oh, so the LSD was more
like a self medication?
I was more an Irish solution
alcoholism
Haiku # 27863, March 27, 2003 5:13 pm ET
by Mox
hmm, dunking poundcake
and talking to hauser and o'brien
about old golds or Islam Inc?
I don't think I could write anything
that would match up to the experienced deprivation but
the bored are often those
who realize much wisdom is much sorrow
Haiku # 27862, March 27, 2003 5:12 pm ET
by Mox
So I have severe bipolar disorder
and take Zoloft. But LSD worked
for me.
Haiku # 27861, March 27, 2003 5:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Psychelics are perfectly harmless
Naked Lunch was about heroin
Addiction or cocaine, I can't
remember. You don't know till
you've tried.
Haiku # 27860, March 27, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I don't need LSD
because I have ADHD
and all I need is a twinkie
Haiku # 27859, March 27, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by Mox
the drugs bomb the hell
out of the mind, creating a naked lunch and a landscape made in hell
Haiku # 27858, March 27, 2003 5:09 pm ET
by Mox
hmm, rose gardens
thorns
in side
the burned out shell of dresden
Haiku # 27857, March 27, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by Mox
Cancerous haiku
It spreads and mutates freely
But it is still bad
Haiku # 27856, March 27, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by A Student of What if Satan was a small garden vegetable?
I like shitty writers
L'amour
for example
Haiku # 27855, March 27, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vonneguts a shitty writer
Read Kafka or Beckett or
Dostoevsky or Camus
those guys got it
right.
Haiku # 27854, March 27, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
acid worked for me. It's just
matter of the right molecule hitting
the right neuron, and you're
forever changed.
Haiku # 27853, March 27, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Vonnegut and the sound of one
hand clapping
out west
Haiku # 27852, March 27, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Mox
Shemhamforash
oh hail eris
42
and a patridge in a pear tree
or on tv
Haiku # 27851, March 27, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
not my choice
lsd isn't my thing
my mind is like that now
Haiku # 27850, March 27, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by Mox
Exactly, zen embraces paradox.
To talk about it is to not know it.
But hey we have to communicate
somehow, that's where the koans
come in.
Haiku # 27849, March 27, 2003 4:58 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Yes, shit happens.
Zen tells you not to fight it.
Go with the flow. Take LSD
it doesn't matter enlightenment
can come from anything and not
just quiet sitting.
Haiku # 27848, March 27, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrating
the zen statement is
it just is
I don't know about schools

just some tea here and there
Haiku # 27847, March 27, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by Mox
hmm, what do the drugs do?
Haiku # 27846, March 27, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by Mox
well, does what we
know really matter or
to take to heart

the words of another
who might just be
words that mean nothing?
Haiku # 27845, March 27, 2003 4:56 pm ET
by Mox
then, shit
Haiku # 27844, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
from moment to moment
Haiku # 27843, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is quiet
Haiku # 27842, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hmm, shit happens
Haiku # 27841, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by Mox
If you think Zen is about
Meditation you're grossly mistaken.
Zen is heroic existentialism at
it's finest.
Haiku # 27840, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
You don't know shit about Zen
The Soto school is a lot about quiet meditation and all that bullshit, while the Rinzai tells you to hurl yourself into chaos and hope for the enlightenment to happen.
Haiku # 27839, March 27, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Sorry, that wasn't AP,
I forget to put "Mox"
down, dadaista
Haiku # 27838, March 27, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by Mox
Zen is living and breathing
without stress and
mind you without the drugs so much
Haiku # 27837, March 27, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Living existentialism
Is essentially Zen
Buddhism anyway, so go for it.
Haiku # 27836, March 27, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I'll just take drugs and
Anaesthatize myself to
The horror of it all.
Haiku # 27835, March 27, 2003 4:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hmm, I prefer a living
existentialism to a dying
nihilism
Haiku # 27834, March 27, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by Mox
Definitely not Soren K. He said
We had to achieve authenticity
And make the leap of faith and all
that, he didn't say that life was
inherently meaningless.
Haiku # 27833, March 27, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hmm, brimstone
I think I'll go to a bar
and ask if someone can mix me one
Haiku # 27832, March 27, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by Mox
some people just
settle for a magic 8 ball
and worry about losing

their loan to Ditech
Haiku # 27831, March 27, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by Mox
What about brimstone
Can't have the fire without
Brimstone, what the hell is
brimstone anyway.
Haiku # 27830, March 27, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Well, when man sets
itself up as a know it all God
then, critics abound

and destroy themselves
(nietzche and heidegger huh,
what about Soren K.?)
Haiku # 27829, March 27, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by Mox
well, indeed, but that
would be by fire and not flood
or Robert Frost, that old New Englander insisted on ice
Haiku # 27828, March 27, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by Mox
So did Melville, Nietzsche
Heidegger, in a way Buddha, all
The Indian mystics and Beckett.
Not a very original theory.
Haiku # 27827, March 27, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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