Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 347 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

hmm, what do the drugs do?
Haiku # 27846, March 27, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by Mox
well, does what we
know really matter or
to take to heart

the words of another
who might just be
words that mean nothing?
Haiku # 27845, March 27, 2003 4:56 pm ET
by Mox
then, shit
Haiku # 27844, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
from moment to moment
Haiku # 27843, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is quiet
Haiku # 27842, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hmm, shit happens
Haiku # 27841, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by Mox
If you think Zen is about
Meditation you're grossly mistaken.
Zen is heroic existentialism at
it's finest.
Haiku # 27840, March 27, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
You don't know shit about Zen
The Soto school is a lot about quiet meditation and all that bullshit, while the Rinzai tells you to hurl yourself into chaos and hope for the enlightenment to happen.
Haiku # 27839, March 27, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Sorry, that wasn't AP,
I forget to put "Mox"
down, dadaista
Haiku # 27838, March 27, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by Mox
Zen is living and breathing
without stress and
mind you without the drugs so much
Haiku # 27837, March 27, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Living existentialism
Is essentially Zen
Buddhism anyway, so go for it.
Haiku # 27836, March 27, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I'll just take drugs and
Anaesthatize myself to
The horror of it all.
Haiku # 27835, March 27, 2003 4:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hmm, I prefer a living
existentialism to a dying
nihilism
Haiku # 27834, March 27, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by Mox
Definitely not Soren K. He said
We had to achieve authenticity
And make the leap of faith and all
that, he didn't say that life was
inherently meaningless.
Haiku # 27833, March 27, 2003 4:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hmm, brimstone
I think I'll go to a bar
and ask if someone can mix me one
Haiku # 27832, March 27, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by Mox
some people just
settle for a magic 8 ball
and worry about losing

their loan to Ditech
Haiku # 27831, March 27, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by Mox
What about brimstone
Can't have the fire without
Brimstone, what the hell is
brimstone anyway.
Haiku # 27830, March 27, 2003 4:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Well, when man sets
itself up as a know it all God
then, critics abound

and destroy themselves
(nietzche and heidegger huh,
what about Soren K.?)
Haiku # 27829, March 27, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by Mox
well, indeed, but that
would be by fire and not flood
or Robert Frost, that old New Englander insisted on ice
Haiku # 27828, March 27, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by Mox
So did Melville, Nietzsche
Heidegger, in a way Buddha, all
The Indian mystics and Beckett.
Not a very original theory.
Haiku # 27827, March 27, 2003 4:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Or then again, God
Could just be conducting his
Spring house cleaning.
Haiku # 27826, March 27, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Vonnegut did theorize
a God of Indifference
who left Free Will for us on our own
Haiku # 27825, March 27, 2003 4:40 pm ET
by Mox
well, then there was
Corey Heart who wore his
sunglasses at night

so he could
so he could
have a top 40 song
Haiku # 27824, March 27, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by Mox
God's left the building
He said "Fuck it, you guys are
On your own for now on."
Haiku # 27823, March 27, 2003 4:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hmm, the design to
shadowly, intimidate
sort of a fuzz idea
Haiku # 27822, March 27, 2003 4:38 pm ET
by Mox
I wear sunglasses
On the subway to furtively
Stare at people.
Haiku # 27821, March 27, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Then again, I've always
like the idea of a Pagan
future and a Goddess
but I could never be
a vegetarian either
Haiku # 27820, March 27, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by Mox
I think God is pissed
that his Creation is rebelling
against itself and

He has to put a stop to it
Haiku # 27819, March 27, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by Mox
God and Allah
Are high fiving it up there
Reached agreement to kill us all.
Haiku # 27818, March 27, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
why does someone wear
sunglasses in a dimly lit
florescent atmosphere?
Haiku # 27817, March 27, 2003 4:35 pm ET
by Mox
ok, about gay chickens?
they get laid but
what about laying eggs

this whole thing is scrambled anyways
Haiku # 27816, March 27, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by Mox
some people do that
film it, and sell it
probably under chicken and porn
Haiku # 27815, March 27, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by Mox
if some people had
their fantasies
Ursula K. would have us

choose our genders at 13
Haiku # 27814, March 27, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by Mox
Locked up in a
Chicken coop for years on end
I'd probably fuck chickens.
Haiku # 27813, March 27, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
yes, but, who, what
where why and how, if
it is not rape then it

is smiley purple rainbows?????
Haiku # 27812, March 27, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by Mox
It's interesting
Playing out my fantasies
But not quite as good
Haiku # 27811, March 27, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by A Student of U can't touch this. well, you could...
Of course forced gayness
Happens everday in our
Prison systems.
Haiku # 27810, March 27, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
perhaps, man turns
gay, out of frustration
bi, default...
Haiku # 27809, March 27, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by Mox
What hilarity
Man turns homosexual
By default.
Haiku # 27808, March 27, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
some people go bi
and wonder where they
belong at all mind you

sometimes who gives a
Haiku # 27807, March 27, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by Mox
It's liberating
And quite comfortable too
Wearing womens' clothes
Haiku # 27806, March 27, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by A Student of Stop! Hammer time...
Since I'm shunned by girls
I choose to copulate with
My own suffering.
Haiku # 27805, March 27, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Life is irony
Man takes thirty Zoloft pills
And ends himself.
Haiku # 27804, March 27, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
signs signs, everywhere
the warnings aim to a crab
in the white house

trying to make this homeland
secure...
Haiku # 27803, March 27, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by Mox
AP is a Scorpio
like myself, stingers raised
he must be single too
Haiku # 27802, March 27, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if you eat the poison fruit
perhaps you will gain a tolerance
and a resistance
Haiku # 27801, March 27, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by Mox
Anonymous thinks
He's the policeman of good
Taste, go bake a cake bitch.
Haiku # 27800, March 27, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the disease of the blasphemous toungue
is better than mad cow disease
or mystery pneumonia
Haiku # 27799, March 27, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by Mox
But Daaad! Saddammy
don't play fair...Shut up, Dub... I'll
turn this tank around!
Haiku # 27798, March 27, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by onjaysun (and he's not wearing his redcoat either!)
well, the problem is sex
you're a decent poet
writing "bad" poetry
Haiku # 27797, March 27, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by Mox
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