Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 347 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

ok, about gay chickens?
they get laid but
what about laying eggs

this whole thing is scrambled anyways
Haiku # 27816, March 27, 2003 4:33 pm ET
by Mox
some people do that
film it, and sell it
probably under chicken and porn
Haiku # 27815, March 27, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by Mox
if some people had
their fantasies
Ursula K. would have us

choose our genders at 13
Haiku # 27814, March 27, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by Mox
Locked up in a
Chicken coop for years on end
I'd probably fuck chickens.
Haiku # 27813, March 27, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
yes, but, who, what
where why and how, if
it is not rape then it

is smiley purple rainbows?????
Haiku # 27812, March 27, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by Mox
It's interesting
Playing out my fantasies
But not quite as good
Haiku # 27811, March 27, 2003 4:29 pm ET
by A Student of U can't touch this. well, you could...
Of course forced gayness
Happens everday in our
Prison systems.
Haiku # 27810, March 27, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
perhaps, man turns
gay, out of frustration
bi, default...
Haiku # 27809, March 27, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by Mox
What hilarity
Man turns homosexual
By default.
Haiku # 27808, March 27, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
some people go bi
and wonder where they
belong at all mind you

sometimes who gives a
Haiku # 27807, March 27, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by Mox
It's liberating
And quite comfortable too
Wearing womens' clothes
Haiku # 27806, March 27, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by A Student of Stop! Hammer time...
Since I'm shunned by girls
I choose to copulate with
My own suffering.
Haiku # 27805, March 27, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Life is irony
Man takes thirty Zoloft pills
And ends himself.
Haiku # 27804, March 27, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
signs signs, everywhere
the warnings aim to a crab
in the white house

trying to make this homeland
secure...
Haiku # 27803, March 27, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by Mox
AP is a Scorpio
like myself, stingers raised
he must be single too
Haiku # 27802, March 27, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if you eat the poison fruit
perhaps you will gain a tolerance
and a resistance
Haiku # 27801, March 27, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by Mox
Anonymous thinks
He's the policeman of good
Taste, go bake a cake bitch.
Haiku # 27800, March 27, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the disease of the blasphemous toungue
is better than mad cow disease
or mystery pneumonia
Haiku # 27799, March 27, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by Mox
But Daaad! Saddammy
don't play fair...Shut up, Dub... I'll
turn this tank around!
Haiku # 27798, March 27, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by onjaysun (and he's not wearing his redcoat either!)
well, the problem is sex
you're a decent poet
writing "bad" poetry
Haiku # 27797, March 27, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by Mox
Don't discriminate
Against bad haikus, hate every
bad poet equally.
Haiku # 27796, March 27, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
in a way though, I
see a lot of you as the McDonald's
of poets, fast food thoughts
lots of calories
could be better
Haiku # 27795, March 27, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by Mox
I think I just like
the abuse, the, competition
with the voices above
Haiku # 27794, March 27, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by Mox
mox...why don't you just
fuck off...no one wants you here
nobody at all
Haiku # 27793, March 27, 2003 3:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
When life gets me down
And everything collapses
I wear lingerie
Haiku # 27792, March 27, 2003 3:18 pm ET
by A Student of OK I don't, but I might in future
yes, bob had the answer
to handle trolling but, I think
all I wanted to do was

contribute
Haiku # 27791, March 27, 2003 2:09 pm ET
by Mox
shall this war go on
for months on end, controversy
of another Texan admin?
Haiku # 27790, March 27, 2003 2:08 pm ET
by Mox
it's better words than
missles, but still words give
the order to fire

death is death by
any means, and to support it?
I feel damned if I do or don't
Haiku # 27789, March 27, 2003 2:07 pm ET
by Moxie
being a "troll"
is in a way shooting oneself
in the foot to avoid a draft
Haiku # 27788, March 27, 2003 2:05 pm ET
by Mox
speaking of forbidden fruit
aren't we where the cradle
of civilization is? at war now?
Haiku # 27787, March 27, 2003 2:04 pm ET
by Mox
having this disease,
is speeding my adulthood,
and also my end.
Haiku # 27786, March 27, 2003 12:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
When I'm sixty-eight
I want my trophy wife to
Clean the house quickly
Haiku # 27785, March 27, 2003 11:22 am ET
by A Student of Bush's speech that I just saw was actually quite good
do not write of mox'
he is the forbidden fruit
of all bad haiku
Haiku # 27784, March 27, 2003 10:06 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Do you remember your first blowjob? I do, so does the guy who's dick I was sucking! Ha, ha!
Haiku # 27783, March 27, 2003 8:36 am ET
by Richard "Toss the salad" Larson of Springfield, IL
I hate pussy,
Smells like tuna fish,
I like the smell of ball sweat.
Haiku # 27782, March 27, 2003 8:32 am ET
by Richard Guido Larson of Springfield, IL
Why do my balls itch?
And they smell funny too.
What the fuck is that goo??
Haiku # 27781, March 27, 2003 8:27 am ET
by Richard Keith Larson of spfld, il
Now the trolls are in;
a damaging side effect
of their haiku war
Haiku # 27780, March 27, 2003 5:07 am ET
by guess who
Tugging unknowing
Rancorous rushing hill stream
Laughing pebble sleeps
Haiku # 27779, March 27, 2003 3:10 am ET
by William Nippress
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 27778, March 27, 2003 3:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Wide bridesmaids passion
Sadly always the bridesmaid
But never the bride
Haiku # 27777, March 27, 2003 3:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Sluggish reflection
Slumbering girl emerges
Asking for breakfast
Haiku # 27776, March 27, 2003 3:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Massive bordellos
Moved to the front, they yell out
We need more fuckups
Haiku # 27775, March 27, 2003 2:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Slowly Insults you
A politician
Haiku # 27774, March 27, 2003 2:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Hawkishly sharp smooth
The politicians move
Between the news crews
Haiku # 27773, March 27, 2003 2:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Mike Tyson is large
And intimidating but
Little Mac won't fall.
Haiku # 27772, March 27, 2003 1:59 am ET
by Frank Grimes
No class in morning
At least that's what I recall...
Where's my syllabus?
Haiku # 27771, March 27, 2003 1:56 am ET
by Frank Grimes
My friendly challenge...
Facing stiff competition--
Can't get any love.
Haiku # 27770, March 27, 2003 1:52 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Not meaning to brag.
Just confidence in myself
And compilation.
Haiku # 27769, March 27, 2003 1:47 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Grimey fears nothing
Music on my stereo
Kickin' your ear's crotch
Haiku # 27768, March 27, 2003 1:43 am ET
by Frank Grimes
vegas indeed rocks
must go, get your party on
rogue is a good date
Haiku # 27767, March 27, 2003 12:40 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
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