Sluggish reflection
Slumbering girl emerges
Asking for breakfast
by William Nippress
Massive bordellos
Moved to the front, they yell out
We need more fuckups
by William Nippress
Slowly Insults you
A politician
by William Nippress
Hawkishly sharp smooth
The politicians move
Between the news crews
by William Nippress
Mike Tyson is large
And intimidating but
Little Mac won't fall.
by Frank Grimes
No class in morning
At least that's what I recall...
Where's my syllabus?
by Frank Grimes
My friendly challenge...
Facing stiff competition--
Can't get any love.
by Frank Grimes
Not meaning to brag.
Just confidence in myself
And compilation.
by Frank Grimes
Grimey fears nothing
Music on my stereo
Kickin' your ear's crotch
by Frank Grimes
vegas indeed rocks
must go, get your party on
rogue is a good date
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
frank issued challange
to topple 'shit going down'
foolish mortal...doomed
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
done with work for now,
ready for a hip weekend,
i'm off to vegas!
by Cornea Pete
gourmet of the ear,
nothing like shit going down,
hot composition.
by Cornea Pete
i'm a funny guy
so fatally humorous
i just kill myself
by ash
driving home from work
car hits pole, bounces off bridge
no salvation here
by alfonzo
the mirror shatters
use the glass to cut my veins
life drains with my blood
by alfonzo
my name is steven
reents, yes that iswho i am
i am a flamer
by Flaming Steve Reents of Illinois
I call the Onion
Everyday, they won't hire me
Those cheesehead fuckers.
by sexually frustrated
This recession hurts everyone
The drug dealers can't get paid
And run lemonade stands instead.
by sexually frustrated
When life fucks you in
The ass, make sure to grin
And use lube.
by sexually frustrated
"They're showering us with scented
Candles. How wonderful!"
"Those are molotovs, Bill, and your
helmit's on fire."
by sexually frustrated
I hate this Zoloft
Makes it impossible
To ejaculate.
by sexually frustrated
"Wow, look at all them colors."
"Dad, have you been drinking turpentine again."
"Don't you judge me boy!"
by sexually frustrated
Go on son, run right
On into oncoming traffic
Believe me, it's better that way.
by sexually frustrated
You don't understand
officer, this is
Medicinal crack.
by sexually frustrating
Why are you sprinkling
Water on your Big Mac?
To cast out demons.
by sexually frustrating
Can't they hurry this along
Doesn't the Pentagon know this is
sweeps month and they can lose valuable market share if the war gets uneventful. It's like they've learned nothing from corporate America.
by sexually frustrated
Uh Shareef, you might want to
Remove that Nike t-shirt before
You burn the U.S. flag on Al Jizeera.
by sexually frustrated
who stole my sammich,
bet it was the playful monkey,
eatin dat sammich dat was mine...
by richard larson of spfld, il
Argy bargy,
Argy bargy,
Belchhhhhh...
by richard larson of spfld, il
Elvis has left the building,
But someone better is coming,
And they gonna bring candy!
by richard larson of spfld, il
Evil is subtle
This isn't a war for oil
It is for control
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
the southern baptist
may have lots of good people
but the blind leading the blind
to armageddon is quite
well, the mad ragnaroc
of the Cross
by Mox
russia, turkey, and
all these other powers come
together on this...
I can see Megiddo now
and the Final Battle, over
oil, for crissake!
by Mox
crap on bobbie's head
for making you go to class
time to kick his ass.
by tiger of vegas
how was the paper?
oh man you had a test too
what is that about?
by tiger of vegas
hey there what's up bob
the haiku exchange was fun
need more haiku time!
by tiger of vegas
Respect The Viet Cong,
Torture professionals incorporated.
They are really KEWLLL...
by RICHARD LARSON of SPANKFORD, IL
wush for anything
a vietnam vet with a monkey
and a banjo, far out man..
by richard larson of spfld, il
Wish for anything?
A monkey with a banjo
That was really good
by A Student of That would be cool
Respect The Japanese,
They bombed pearl harbor,
and it had 'splosions!!
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Respect The Viet Cong,
They know how to torture people,
And they were mighty friendly!!
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Respect Our Viet Cong Captors
They Tortured Us Real good-like..
I love them so..
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
thank you saddam for fighting
in the name of the usa
by Anonymous Poet
Hummus and pita
A legume close to my heart
The mighty chickpea.
by Emma of Toronto, Canada
Prez on "24"
about to send troops, send Kim,
they won't last a week!
by onjaysun (why are the hotties always trouble?)
Hello Kitty knows
The world is falling apart
She believes in peace.
by Emma J. Thacker of Toronto, Canada
How about an eye on
The end of my finger, think
Just where I could see
by William Nippress
I give you one wish
If you could have anything
So what would it be?
by William Nippress
the bling we now wear
kings of old killed nations for
pope's decorations...
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
