Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

hey there what's up bob
the haiku exchange was fun
need more haiku time!
Haiku # 27740, March 26, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Respect The Viet Cong,
Torture professionals incorporated.
They are really KEWLLL...
Haiku # 27739, March 26, 2003 2:49 pm ET
by RICHARD LARSON of SPANKFORD, IL
wush for anything
a vietnam vet with a monkey
and a banjo, far out man..
Haiku # 27738, March 26, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by richard larson of spfld, il
Wish for anything?
A monkey with a banjo
That was really good
Haiku # 27737, March 26, 2003 2:06 pm ET
by A Student of That would be cool
Respect The Japanese,
They bombed pearl harbor,
and it had 'splosions!!
Haiku # 27736, March 26, 2003 2:05 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Respect The Viet Cong,
They know how to torture people,
And they were mighty friendly!!
Haiku # 27735, March 26, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Respect Our Viet Cong Captors
They Tortured Us Real good-like..
I love them so..
Haiku # 27734, March 26, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
thank you saddam for fighting
in the name of the usa
Haiku # 27733, March 26, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hummus and pita
A legume close to my heart
The mighty chickpea.
Haiku # 27732, March 26, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by Emma of Toronto, Canada
Prez on "24"
about to send troops, send Kim,
they won't last a week!
Haiku # 27731, March 26, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by onjaysun (why are the hotties always trouble?)
Hello Kitty knows

The world is falling apart

She believes in peace.
Haiku # 27730, March 26, 2003 11:19 am ET
by Emma J. Thacker of Toronto, Canada
How about an eye on
The end of my finger, think
Just where I could see
Haiku # 27729, March 26, 2003 10:31 am ET
by William Nippress
I give you one wish
If you could have anything
So what would it be?
Haiku # 27728, March 26, 2003 10:30 am ET
by William Nippress
the bling we now wear
kings of old killed nations for
pope's decorations...
Haiku # 27727, March 26, 2003 9:11 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
writing with my friends
i enjoyed haiku exchange
would like that again
Haiku # 27726, March 26, 2003 9:07 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
who could that have been
the site was fun before trolls
"haiku's solve problems"...(like war...not so much!)
Haiku # 27725, March 26, 2003 9:04 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
feel it in my veins
flowing through me, the warmth comes
dirty haiku fix
Haiku # 27724, March 26, 2003 9:02 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armptio, Tx
Pretty cool web site;
was fun to exchange haikus
until trolls came in...
Haiku # 27723, March 26, 2003 8:59 am ET
by guess who
writing a paper
i should be doing this now
bad haiku junkie
Haiku # 27722, March 26, 2003 8:57 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armptio, Tx
The water we drink
Many millions of years old
Dinosaur piss
Haiku # 27721, March 26, 2003 3:29 am ET
by William Nippress
Spent most of last night
Turning wine into water
Minor Miracle
Haiku # 27720, March 26, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
bloody filthy war
flaming hell blood guts people
babies on fire
Haiku # 27719, March 26, 2003 2:00 am ET
by mellie, ENOugh is enough
we are used to it
we don't mind the sight of blood
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 27718, March 26, 2003 1:56 am ET
by mellie
lifetime haircut count
between one and two hundred
cherish your haircuts
Haiku # 27717, March 25, 2003 9:22 pm ET
by gungadin
Bockwurst ist sehr gut
Aber mein Bein ist nicht schlect
Und ich habe dich
Haiku # 27716, March 25, 2003 8:13 pm ET
by A Student of Deutsch
I Like To Haiku
And You Like To Haiku To
Let's Take A Haiku.
Haiku # 27715, March 25, 2003 8:13 pm ET
by Billbard of Florida
Raining Very Hard
Try Tu Keep Dry Under Tree
Leaky Umbrella.
Haiku # 27714, March 25, 2003 8:01 pm ET
by Billbard of Florida
So foolish thou art
With thine foolish haiku poo
Oh impotent ones
Haiku # 27713, March 25, 2003 7:59 pm ET
by A Student of The Taliban
What Rattles My Door
Not Bomb,Earthquake,Hurricane
It's My Spouses Snore.
Haiku # 27712, March 25, 2003 6:55 pm ET
by Billbard of Florida
for all the beer in
the world, the stuff passes through
money is rental

down payment on milwakee's best
Haiku # 27711, March 25, 2003 6:36 pm ET
by Mox
haiku

gazundheit

stupid but I had to say it

Haiku # 27710, March 25, 2003 6:34 pm ET
by Mox
well, it's probably
more of an occupation
than an invasion...
Haiku # 27709, March 25, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by Mox
we are invaded
prolific haiku poets (?)
and moxie to boot
Haiku # 27708, March 25, 2003 6:27 pm ET
by ap
I'm facing the odds
of a few statements
civility speaks with forked toungue
Haiku # 27707, March 25, 2003 6:25 pm ET
by Mox
it is something of
human nature to test the waters
of another person's ego

but it does ripple
Haiku # 27706, March 25, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by Mox
I ate the AFLAC
and on the way back
I was insured
Haiku # 27705, March 25, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by Mox
He listens, he reads
Like water off a ducks back
He shrugs and forgets
Haiku # 27704, March 25, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by William Nippress
Waiting to watch Joe
Soldier...he fights sand,raqis
but there's a secret...
Haiku # 27703, March 25, 2003 6:00 pm ET
by onjaysun (...Saddam's in Cabo)
Cherry blossoms late
Old men chastise the seasons
They judge spring wanting
Haiku # 27702, March 25, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
yes, we have determined that, Saddam Hussein and that hair up ap's ass are similar in appearance

no comment at this time
Haiku # 27701, March 25, 2003 5:57 pm ET
by Mox
If I throw my pearls
before swine, did we go there?
oink oink, stomp stomp, rend
Haiku # 27700, March 25, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by Mox
yes, ap, if that is Jeremy, still has a hair up his ass...
Haiku # 27699, March 25, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by Mox
Dark cavernous eyes
Snoozing addicts gruesome scars
Aids loathsome insult
Haiku # 27698, March 25, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
why
Haiku # 27697, March 25, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
somepeoplefeelthisistheirplatform
forflaming
wellyousuck
Haiku # 27696, March 25, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I guess those yokels
in Iraq figured out that
sand won't stop bullets
Haiku # 27695, March 25, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
"Sandstorm slows advance"
one more day Saddams head stays
off a pointy stick.
Haiku # 27694, March 25, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Why do our youth act black?
Baggy pants, ebonics, welfare,
Bad credit--somehow this is "cool."
Haiku # 27693, March 25, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
In world without God
Or meaning or rules
Everything's allowed.
Haiku # 27692, March 25, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I write "juvenile"
Haikus, because nothing to
Me is juvenile.
Haiku # 27691, March 25, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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