In world without God
Or meaning or rules
Everything's allowed.

I write "juvenile"
Haikus, because nothing to
Me is juvenile.

Hm, is it just me
Or do all black hip-hoppers
Dress like circus clowns?

Christ, if there is one thing worse
than stupid people, its stupid people who think they're smart. Bubba, anonymous was saying that WHAT they post is stupid, not the fact THAT they post is stupid. If you're going to define something, buy a dictionary rather than using
your obviously feeble "mind".

now as to anonymous poet
who I believe to be called Jeremy
can create if he so desires

if you don't think it is beautiful
and he isn't in hair up the ass mode
he does fine...

trouble with fundamentalist belief
Christian especially, see a lot
of nice people believe that but

a lot of nice people aren't Christians
and I'm not a nice person, just
forgiven, but, what I have done here
is hypocrisy and not Christian at all

like the, Crusades and Inquisition
good old Mother Church in a bad day

yes, ap, when I'm accidentally
taking "ap" aside, is pretty harson his judgements, and I've been told

drum roll

"fuck off!"

as to ash, I like what
he writes when he isn't telling
other people what to do

and what style would work for him
which isn't really his regard
roll your own
write your own

as to myself, I take too personally
what people think of me here
and I still live at home so
what I have to say is quite,
a distraction from just minding my
own business and being responsible

AP is a decent poet
but, he does have a hair up his
ass...

reverse psychology
is getting what you want
by stating the oposite

tell them you love it
and he'll go away
unfullfilled

damned, awful, overbearing
status overaware, cares too much
about the next five minutes
passing season oh, I'm bitched out...

searching for the next trend
not happy with what you got
ought to burn down every gallery
leftist, socialist, non free thinking
thoughtless backbiters!

Hmm, just write,
stop fucking dissing each other
you god damn liberal pansy
asskissing looking for the next trend liberal scum welfare hypocrites...

Irony defined:
Calling those who post stupid
by posting yourself

The anonymous
Couldn't create beauty if
He tried.

If you're going to be
Boring than go elsewhere
With your dull-ass crap.

"I ain't so shocked or
Awed. What! You mean
I'm dead?!"

Being juvenile can be funny, but not by default. More often than not, its just idiocy, and boy are you a bunch of fucking idiots.

I think this whole world
needs a giant martini
to swim in

abstinence, excuse me
gazundheit...but a good argument
for priests getting girlfriends...

If life gives you poop
Make some kind of fruity
Beverage.

the idea of sex with
that woman makes, well
abstince look erotically appealing

I did not have sexual relations with
That woman, maybe a little fingering and the occasional teabag but no sex.

if shit happens, flush it
and close the lid on the toilet

Jesus Christ, the guy
needs to move out, get a girlfriend
or boyfriend, and keep it God
damn legal

Snap winter return.
The short spring inspired hope like
all false promises.

If there's a forest
And there's a pink elephant
Does it make a sound?

considering the
news on the tube, times have changed
from those special reports
on Bill Clinton's sex life

Check out her flesh
Baby's soft and infantile
A nice diaper too.

is that glass full of water
or is the water inside the glass
full? shakes head self assuredly
at witty ko'an

what is the sound of one hand
doing that thing it does
to cheap porns?

ah, God, if I run
to the Golden Arches for
More doublecheeseburgers?

"I need a Jr, Whappahr?"

All the Zen roshis
Are rolling in their graves because
Of Dharma Bums.

there is a time for
kind words then there is a time
for smashing the head of some
16 year old mall rat eavesdropping on your game in the arcade into the wall
to serve pest control purposes

My eyes unfocus
until parts become a whole;
like dying, perhaps.

My advice then is
To get off the computer
And go for a jog.

Sheesh, what if Beat
what masturbation, and
someone burned On the Road...

again?

Thank God for the shock
we can only take so much, awe.
these people who write these haikus

are experienced at explosions of words and flaming references to babylon

Rapist to his son:
"You're not a man till you've tossed
Paraplegic salad."

Sex, that's quite funny actually
trouble is I'm overweight
and like double cheeseburgers

but fat is very sad, I know

As the old Book of Books
goes on course again, a book of wars and judgements

who wrote the damn thing
and when's the sequel?

The last one was actually mine.

Now how do they deal with sodomites in New Hampshire?

damn it lee, you got
so much pressure at home
too distracted for POWs

and those slain at home
go wave a flag, run a cd over
protest, burn a candle

meaningless to deal with
empty stress and still
sin the deeps sins

I'm a sodomite
hey!!

I have buck teeth...
hey!!!!!

Annoyed molester
"Can you keep it down? I'm
Trying to rape in here!"

Buck tooth sodomite
Can't escape the pull of
Blackhole's gravity.

Who else masturbates
To the weather channel? Oh
Voluptuous cloud.