I'm a sodomite
hey!!

I have buck teeth...
hey!!!!!

Annoyed molester
"Can you keep it down? I'm
Trying to rape in here!"

Buck tooth sodomite
Can't escape the pull of
Blackhole's gravity.

Who else masturbates
To the weather channel? Oh
Voluptuous cloud.

Bush forgot to ask
his pals Rumsfeld and Cheney
"you want fries with that?"

Boycott US goods?
It'll last till that first bite
of Das Kraut Burger

They all burn our flag,
Chant "Death to America"
but buy Eminem.

I am the haiku
That enjoys talking about
Its own construction.

Stupid therapist
How can mind ever know about
Its own mental health?

The following statement is true:
The above statement is false.
Life is paradox.

"Whoop!" cries the monkey
"Whoop!" it cries over again
A clever monkey

First Afghanistan,
Next Iraq, Then squeeze Iran,
And mop-up mideast.

What colour your thoughts
Green child of the universe
Unclouded light blue?

These damn haiku are
addictive. I wish I'd ne'er
found this haiku site.

Respect the Vietnam Vet
Being tortured by the Viet Cong,
The Viet Cong Rock the house baby!

Respect the Viet Cong,
They tortured us real good-like,
They are smart and KEWL..

Give me a monkey
That jumps high and says "Whoop! Whoop!"
And I'll build a fridge

Bzzzz brrpp ooh ha ha!
the robot merrily squeals
grinding on your skull

Give me a robot
orange and polka dotted
and I'll sing a song

That's interesting
Tactics are fear and terror
Just like he wanted

suculents are plants
that need more sun light than care
less likely to die

can you write haiku?
once you understand how to,
it's very easy.

Eternal Boasting
This spring day, young men fighting
Barbed Self-confidence
.
Suddenly falls down
Dying, mother on his lips
Rushing pain, peace waits
.
Clouded sick visions
It takes him a month to die
Peace waits ruefully
.
Family laments
His much too short life a waste
Miss you son good by
.
Alone in old age
They ask what would they have been
Our grandchildren

outside my window
ev'rything looks much the same
but the world has changed

Accurate bombing
Blindly small life vanishes
Debris fall like snow

Sounds of flute music
Faint melody seeks my ears
Drifts across warm walls

Eyes and ears despair
Wild cockeyed Haiku harvest
With no perception

i'm turning very
cynical i'm afraid so
let's say war IS peace!

blahblahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblahblah

Watched a young child die
Seventy degree burns on her
Tell me its worth it

oh the tedium
nothing ever happens here
the earth is boring

i'll take care of you
but not forever, more like
a couple of hours

from the blimps belly
i emerge gloriously
and plunge like a stone

went to the movies
with a nasty bag of ham
she smelled of urine

my hairy scrotum
sniffs at the wind and stiffens
howls at the full moon

Bad haiku comments
Will certainly change outcome.
Abused medium.

Tired of haikus
About the war and G-Dub.
Find a message board.

Splinter in my foot.
My foot sticks to kitchen floor...
I now walk funny.

Our new product--war
A big hit, now with extra
Wretchedness.

You can supersize
That war for only thirty
Billion dollars more.

Bought an SUV
Not for camping but to drive
Myself to Wendy's.

This means you fat boy
By being overweight you
You put us at risk.

All the fatties should
Pay "fat tax" for depleting
Our world food supplies.

They sacrifice them
Selves so that you obese pricks
Can drive Suburbans.

voice my dissent here
government still ignores me
bless democracy

Voice your dissent to
your elected government.
That means death elsewhere.

u.s. isn't weak
woefully simplistic - yes!
but then, might makes right

In 1000 years
We will laugh at this era
from our domes on mars.

America has
issues, yes. But being weak?
That's not one of them.