Give me a monkey
That jumps high and says "Whoop! Whoop!"
And I'll build a fridge

Bzzzz brrpp ooh ha ha!
the robot merrily squeals
grinding on your skull

Give me a robot
orange and polka dotted
and I'll sing a song

That's interesting
Tactics are fear and terror
Just like he wanted

suculents are plants
that need more sun light than care
less likely to die

can you write haiku?
once you understand how to,
it's very easy.

Eternal Boasting
This spring day, young men fighting
Barbed Self-confidence
.
Suddenly falls down
Dying, mother on his lips
Rushing pain, peace waits
.
Clouded sick visions
It takes him a month to die
Peace waits ruefully
.
Family laments
His much too short life a waste
Miss you son good by
.
Alone in old age
They ask what would they have been
Our grandchildren

outside my window
ev'rything looks much the same
but the world has changed

Accurate bombing
Blindly small life vanishes
Debris fall like snow

Sounds of flute music
Faint melody seeks my ears
Drifts across warm walls

Eyes and ears despair
Wild cockeyed Haiku harvest
With no perception

i'm turning very
cynical i'm afraid so
let's say war IS peace!

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Watched a young child die
Seventy degree burns on her
Tell me its worth it

oh the tedium
nothing ever happens here
the earth is boring

i'll take care of you
but not forever, more like
a couple of hours

from the blimps belly
i emerge gloriously
and plunge like a stone

went to the movies
with a nasty bag of ham
she smelled of urine

my hairy scrotum
sniffs at the wind and stiffens
howls at the full moon

Bad haiku comments
Will certainly change outcome.
Abused medium.

Tired of haikus
About the war and G-Dub.
Find a message board.

Splinter in my foot.
My foot sticks to kitchen floor...
I now walk funny.

Our new product--war
A big hit, now with extra
Wretchedness.

You can supersize
That war for only thirty
Billion dollars more.

Bought an SUV
Not for camping but to drive
Myself to Wendy's.

This means you fat boy
By being overweight you
You put us at risk.

All the fatties should
Pay "fat tax" for depleting
Our world food supplies.

They sacrifice them
Selves so that you obese pricks
Can drive Suburbans.

voice my dissent here
government still ignores me
bless democracy

Voice your dissent to
your elected government.
That means death elsewhere.

u.s. isn't weak
woefully simplistic - yes!
but then, might makes right

In 1000 years
We will laugh at this era
from our domes on mars.

America has
issues, yes. But being weak?
That's not one of them.

Buildings collapse on
9/11 and you thought
there wouldn't be war?

"Don't eat brown acid"
Heard all over at Woodstock.
"Oh NOW they tell me".

LSD reaches
The epicenter of all
Creative mindscapes.

On my fourth plateau
My body does not exist
All is energy.

Psychodelics rock
Wasn't for acid I would
Be mighty pissed off.

Drop some acid
And pop open the third eye
It's all meaningless.

U.S. working on
"Precision Guided Nuclear
Warhead"--God bless double speak.

the first rule of spin :
"a quick war is a good war"
over by christmas

I can't believe this!
We actually have to fight!
Oh shit! We're all screwed

This is our mindset--
"How dare they resist our force
They must be cheating."

guess they misjudged it
all hail the liberators
oops! hail of bullets

you can believe us
our weapons are accurate
like our press reports

We feel offended
That the Iraqi soldiers
Should even fight back.

Take no prisoners
A war should be a war, not
A sporting event.

i don't quite get it -
if we censor the corpses
then nobody died ?

show no prisoners
don't broadcast them body parts
we want a clean war

Militant lesbos
Should all be drafted to fight
Those bitches scare me.